A short super classic joke.

After the party, a group of animals rushed into the 7- 1 1 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, the clerk knocked it out, but left the lamb alone in the store. Why?

Convenience stores are open 24 hours a day. ...

A horse said that our company launched a new product, Ass 3, or MP3… for short.

How did ants die after falling from the Himalayas?

Answer: I am starving. Because it is too light, it will take a long time to float down …

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" "

Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "

Do you know why penguins live in Antarctica?

Because it's cold there ... ..

Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller?

A: Because it goes further and further.

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend.

He kept crying. ...

Cry sadly all the time ...

result ...

male ...

send ...

bud ...

it is ...

One day, a black stool saw a white stool.

The black stool asked, Why are you so white and beautiful?

White shit is very angry!

He said: I am not shit! I am ice cream! ! !

A cat found a mouse.

So he jumped on the mouse like a hungry tiger to eat it.

But then the cat was eaten by this mouse … ..

why

because

Tigers and mice are stupid and can't tell them apart.

Xiaoming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank.

Xiao Ming begged him to stay a few more days.

The man at the bank said, "Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; On the third day ... "

Xiao Ming: "Don't you have to return it?"

Banker: "No, you will become Tinker Bell."

. MM got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor.

Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.

There is a toothpick, and I suddenly feel itchy. I bent down and broke my waist.

Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. I called the hundred-dollar bill and said, "Hello! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! "

The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "tear it up, you don't even have five dollars!" " "

Panda man wants QJ panda woman, and panda woman struggles and resists to the death. Panda Man said angrily after the failure: "We are all going extinct ~ ~ ~!"

Woman: Say "I love you" and say, Come on! Say it!

Man: it!