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1\ A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

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1. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and roared: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it! -

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2. Boyfriend and girlfriend sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the line. Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal! -

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The feeling of princess Xixia

Mosquito nets are hung in the dormitory in summer, and sisters never accept mosquito nets during the day.

Everyone asked her why, and she said that there was a feeling of Xixia princess in the mosquito net.

Another sister said, "Shit, the princess hangs a mosquito net 15 yuan?"

3. One day, I met a foreign guest. He said, I'm Hong, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi! -

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Zaizai was repaired by his father. He went to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Son" ... "-

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An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be heard every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains almost every day there. " -

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6. A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours! -

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7. My friends and I went to the top of Mount Tai to watch the sunrise. A friend pointed to the sky and said, "I see it!" " "I saw it too!" At this time, someone in the distance came out with trousers and scolded: "See it when you see it!" " What are you yelling about? " -

1. Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel with wings, but I still want to suck blood. -

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse. -

4. When a boy secretly loves a girl, he has the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes-

The girl who "hit it off" answered and asked several times, and the answer was the same-

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" . -

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