A short joke about language errors. Urgent request. . . . .

1. Ikkyu's Japanese theme song, geji, gege, gege, gege gege, Auntie washes the spittoon. . . . .

2. There is a saying: "Play the drums, beat the gongs." My dad always heard it as "Big butt, raise it up." He was still wondering, why raise your butt?

3. The first time I listened to Zhao Yonghua's "The Most Romantic Thing", the sentence "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old slowly with you." I heard it as: "I can think of The most romantic thing is to sell computers with you!" I thought it was Zhongguancun advertising.

4. "The geese have listened to my songs, and the river has kissed my face" in Cheng Lin's "Xintianyou" is heard as: "The uncle has listened to my songs, and the young man has kissed my face." What kind of woman is this?

5. Ren Xianqi's version of the theme song of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" "Whether it makes me sad or makes me drunk..." I always hear it as "It makes me sad, it makes me drunk" That's fine..." Hey~ Why do you always have trouble with the male protagonist? ! !

6. When there was a weight loss advertisement on TV, I put my hands on my waist, walked out swaying, and said, "If you want to lose weight, why not use Soft?" I heard it as "I want to lose weight." "Why don't you hold it with your hands?" I thought, how can I lose weight just by holding it with my hands?

7. When I was a kid, Donald Duck's "Oh, the show has started" was heard as: "Oh, the wild boar pooped!"

8. Colleagues listened to Chrissy Chang's "Love" Like Tide", asked me confused: "Why did he sing 'Promise me you will never stand in line late at night again' (wandering)? ”

9. The first time I listened to Tong Ange’s “Yelia Girl”, I was surprised and heard: “Wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey~~~~~~”

10. "Listen to Mom Talking About the Past": We were sitting next to a tall pile of grain~~~

Listen to: We were sitting next to a tall pile of bones~~ The scene of piles of bones comes to mind, sweat!

11. Listen to "Unforgettable Love Tonight": Goodbye, goodbye, meet in the morgue... Actually, meet in front of the color screen.

12. There was a time when I listened to Elva Hsiao's "The Title Song of Love" and "I felt everything I was singing. It turns out that you are my title song." ", I kept mistaking this "title song" for "Brother Zhu" or "Brother Pig", and I was still wondering what the lyrics were about?

13. Eason Chan> One of the lines is like this