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What kind of experience is it to have a classmate or friend who likes to pretend to be forced?

Hmm! This kind of thing is actually not convenient to pretend to be serious. Suddenly found that there is such a topic suitable for me to spit out my high school classmates.

Classmate male, handsome (serious handsome to high school crush from grade three to grade three), hobby is pretending!

Maybe it's because he is so handsome. Generally, I haven't heard the girls in the class spit him out, but the boys in the class took the opportunity to spit out his pretentious deeds one by one. For example, many boys take selfies, but few boys take photos to record trivial things in life (personal feelings, don't spray if you don't like it! ), like him, there are even fewer people who want to drink a glass of water and put their wallets and glasses together to take pictures and discuss! Oh, yes-the point is to highlight the huge glass next to Starbucks! ! ! Don't ask me how I know, I have shown off with other boys countless times in class.

Every time physical education class finished playing basketball, other boys in other classes returned to the classroom early, but he was the slowest. He didn't come in until the teacher who rang the bell began to speak, and shouted, "Report!" Attract others' attention. If it is a self-study class, you should clap the ball twice at the back of the classroom, or you should fight with others to attract the attention of your classmates. Under normal circumstances, after playing basketball, you won't pack all your things. Generally, he left his Rolex watch in the playground (he will remember it if he mentions it too much, although the relationship is very general), so he has to ask for leave to get it. I don't know if I really forgot it, and I'm not afraid that others will not return it to him if they find it! Anyway, the teacher will not stop him too much. What if it really falls?

I remember once, he played with another boy in my class next to my seat, and then accidentally dropped the jade match hanging around his neck at my place. Then sitting in the last row, he shouted, "Ah, I dropped my xxx brand jade!" " "Then I kept asking the boys in my class," xxx, did you take my jade? "Help me find it." Then he kept telling his deskmate how expensive his Yu Pei was and when it was his birthday. His father gave it to him, and he could still vaguely see his anxiety under the pretense of calmness. Of course, I remember that he stayed with me for too long and looked under my stool, and then asked his classmates to pass it on to him, saying that normal people should say thank you or give a thank-you look. But I didn't! Tell the class loudly: "Ah! I found it, keep the change! " I'll go! Who does he think he is? The whole class has to help him find something, right?

However, this classmate is not annoying except for pretending to be forced, so his popularity in the class is not bad, especially among girls (after all, visual animals). Now I still feel a little naive when I think about his pretentious deeds, hahahaha!