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What secret did Pan Jinlian hide? Why did he poison Wu Dalang?

In the story of Water Margin, seamless Fang Guanshun metallurgy belongs to the most famous female role, namely Pan Jinlian. There are countless anecdotes about her, even in Jin Ping Mei, but do you know some secrets hidden outside the story of Pan Jinlian? The night she murdered Wu Dalang.

Pan Jinlian poured the killing soup on Wu Dalang, and brought a bowl of Chinese medicine, pretending to be charming. "Dalang, Dalang, what's wrong with you?"

Ximen Qing also came out from behind the curtain and said to Pan Jinlian, "Madam, don't panic. Wu Da's reputation is ruined, and time is running out. It is better to follow me as the ninth wife! "

Pan Jinlian looked charming and joked: "I'm joking as an official, but I have a husband." Don't let Wang Po next door hear jokes. "

"Never mind, never mind!" Ximen Qing picked up Pan Jinlian's hair, sniffed it in her mouth and said, "My wife is really a great person. You can't stop her! I think Wu Da, time is running out. It is serious to plan for the good things of both of us as soon as possible. "

Two people were flirting, and Wu Da, whose face was purple with sauce, collapsed on the bed. Before he could swallow the poisonous soup in his throat, his anger broke out. "You slut, dare to steal from Ximen Qing behind my back. When I was blind, I tried my best to defend you in front of my brother, so it seems that what happened before is true? "

Pan Jinlian with a sweet shoulder and that Ximen Qing are very much in love, as if no one is watching her.

"You are so eloquent, and I don't know that there is such a difficult brother. Wu Er is naturally more heroic than you. Which woman saw it and didn't fall in love? I have lived with you as a loser for three or five years, and I am worthy of you. Yes, I invited my brother-in-law to drink that night, and there were many frivolous words in my words. I thought it was a good thing to give half a push, and it also made me realize what a real man is! "

Hearing this, the Wu Dalang immediately spit out the old blood. "You shameless prostitute, I will strangle you!"

Pan Jinlian's breath was full of saliva, and he fought with Ximen Qing. He sneered, "It's a pity that my brother-in-law doesn't understand current affairs, and my sister-in-law holds her in her arms and is unmoved. She ran away like a gust of wind with ju and gourd. When he was in grade one and I was fifteen, I told you that my brother-in-law had a crush on me. I didn't expect you to really believe him and kick him out. "

Wu Dalang was so anxious that he had to kill the dog by hand. But he made trouble in front of Ximen House, and was beaten by servants, half dead. He is dead!

"Hate me for believing your humble woman and wronged my brother! Hate me in the dark, until I heard the clue from Brother Yun a few days ago! Hate that I believe your innocence, go after Ximen Qing! Hate me. "

Pan Jinlian gasped repeatedly, but Wu Da didn't say those stupid words. As early as when Ximen Qing was flogged, she was already dying, and she didn't know it.

The shirt is gently unbuttoned, the jade surface begins to bloom, the spring water gurgles like rain, and the charming intonation is like a piano.

The joy of fish and water, the combination of sex and rain, eyes staring like cattle, nothing to hide!

"Such a fool, dead is not a pity. It' s not as unforgettable as happy event in Lang Jun for a thousand days! "

Ximen Qing hugged Pan Jinlian's slender waist and said, "I am better than Wuer, but better?"

Before Ximen Qing could put on his trousers, he was cut across the board by Wu Song. Another knife, his body was split in two from the middle, and blood flowed like a spring. He kicked Pan Jinlian out of the building!

Wu Song jumped into the air and cut it off with a knife. I saw Pan Jinlian cut in half neatly from nose to eyes, and left and right milk was not bad!

Wu Song threw away his ju. "If the knife kills a pig, it is unlucky. No! "

Then strode to Liangshan, the hero never looked at the blood behind him!

As soon as Wu Song left, the people in Qinghe County immediately burned Lion Building and said euphemistically, "Xiu Ai En, you are going to die!"