Refrigerator joke

Three people went to heaven, and God asked them how they died.

The first person said, hey ~ ~ I got up from work today and rushed there.

When I was running on the road, a refrigerator suddenly fell from the sky and killed me.

The second man said, I came home from a business trip and saw my wife having an affair with someone else. I rushed into the house and saw no one. I looked out of the window and saw a man with messy clothes running, so I picked up the refrigerator and smashed it. Finally, I killed that man. The court sentenced me to death and shot me. Finally, I came here.

It's the third person's turn. He said, I am the most wronged. One day, I had sex with someone else.

When I found her husband coming, I quickly hid in the refrigerator and finally I didn't know how to die. What a pity!

The second version:

There are three ghosts. One day they met God when they were shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, there are too many residents in the sky now, and they are all full. But there's another place! You said, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So,

The first ghost began to say ...

I was a cleaner before I died. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night!

One day, I was cleaning windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on 13 floor. I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I recover! Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be decided, and a tent caught me below. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to wait for my physical strength to recover before I go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me!

The second ghost said ...

I was a clerk before I died. Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a little water. I have a slight heart attack. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and disheveled. There must be an adulterer. So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So he patted his hand. I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death! As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house and went into the kitchen. I found that the refrigerator was big enough and threw it away. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot. Who knows, laughing so hard, laughing so hard!

The third ghost said ...

I was a punk before my death, but I didn't do anything wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand, her husband.

How did you know I was in the refrigerator? He threw it from 13 floor! I just fell to my death in my refrigerator!