Let’s see how good your friends are at making bad jokes?

1. Halfway through watching a movie in a cinema, the cinema screen suddenly turned black. A buddy shouted: Move the mouse quickly! ! !

2. I just went out and saw two little girls playing house in the snow. They came across a small snowdrift with a piece of wood stuck in it, and then they started crying and shouting, "Dad, you're going to die." It's so miserable! I was petrified...

3. Four security guards appeared next to the salted fish stall in a supermarket to prevent random licking of fish. The security guard said angrily that the four-tailed large salted fish that was good yesterday was Being licked for freshwater fish. . . .

4. "Do you have "A Brief History of Time"?" "Crazy, I won't pick up that thing when I have time..."

5. Man: What will you do for it? Am I dead?

Female: I will feed you shit!

6. I just called 10086, and the customer service lady asked me if I needed help. I said to her: "It's okay, I just want to wish you a happy new year." I heard the customer service lady almost cry.

7. A girl called me: "Come to my house, there is no one!" I ran away excitedly! ! ! ! ! ! ! After knocking on the door for a long time, I found that there was really no one...

8. Two cows grazed together. The green cow asked the black cow: "Hey! What does your grass smell like?" the black cow said. : "Strawberry flavor!" Green Niu came over and took a bite, shouting angrily, "You lied to me!" Black Niu looked at him contemptuously and replied: "Idiot, I said grass has no taste."

< p>9. There is a happy whale living in the sea. It loves to be clean. It sprays water to take a shower every day. Everyone praises it: it pays attention to hygiene! So I affectionately called it the Hygienic Whale.

10. Cui Yongyuan: The traffic police captain said to his friend at the wine table, you can drive anywhere in our land, and if anything happens, the other party will be responsible. After breaking up at night, I received a call from a friend saying that something had happened and that it was my responsibility. The captain said, no, it is the other party's responsibility. My friend said that the other person is a tree.

There is an article in my space blog that is full of emotions, but it is all a joke