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The cast of the Big Bang Theory Season 3

Jim Parsons (Jim Parsons)

In the play, Sheldon is a genius with an IQ as high as 187, a theoretical physicist at California Institute of Technology, born in eastern Texas, USA, and now lives with Leonard.

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I said it when I found someone to catch birds myself. 1 1 years old went to college, 15 years old went to Heidelberg College in Germany as a visiting professor. His research direction is string theory, with a master's degree and two doctorates. The nerd with the highest IQ, correspondingly, has the lowest EQ. Extremely conceited, he refuses to believe that there are people smarter than him in the world, and thinks that he is omnipotent and impossible to make mistakes (the most famous line is: "I estimate that the person who can surpass me will not appear 200 years after my death, and there will be an asterisk next to his name, because he is a biochemical remoulder." )。 Extremely frank, he always speaks his mind directly and points out that the other person is stupid "frankly" A perfectionist has a strong obsessive-compulsive disorder and can't stand everything he thinks is abnormal and unreasonable.

Because he has the biggest gap between IQ and EQ, Sheldon is the funniest person in the play. His jokes come from his frankness. It can be clearly felt that in the course of the series, the writers constantly adjust their personality characteristics: Sheldon is frank and lovely in the first few episodes. Perhaps the screenwriter felt this frank "laughter", so in the next few episodes, he constantly increased Sheldon's frankness. So in the next few episodes, although Sheldon brought us more jokes, his frankness began to develop in a mean, arrogant and annoying direction. Subsequently, the screenwriter slowly discovered this trend, so in the episode of "Time Machine", this trend was blocked. In this episode, Sheldon is no longer as annoying as the previous episodes, and even begins to take the initiative to care about others. In his own words, this is really a great progress. However, the adjustment may be too big, and the "laughter" in this episode is slightly dull. In the later episodes, Sheldon's frankness gradually adjusted to a harmless direction. By the end of this season, his personality characteristics have been basically stereotyped, frank and lovely, serious and serious.

In fact, from Sheldon, we can see many characteristics of previous geniuses: he doesn't like outdoor sports, which is similar to many geniuses. It is said that Einstein worked as a clerk in the Swiss Patent Office. When he just discovered the theory of relativity, Laue went to visit him.

Invite him to go hiking together. Einstein went. Laue likes climbing mountains, but Einstein doesn't understand why people climb mountains. Moreover, Sheldon is extremely conceited and refuses to admit that he will make mistakes. Others have the ability to point out or correct his mistakes. This is very much like Schwinge. In the middle of last century, Schwinge and Feynman developed quantum field theory in different ways. Their methods are mathematically equivalent, but Schwinge's method is complicated and difficult to understand, and Feynman's method is simple and easy to calculate. When the whole world accepted Feynman's method, Schwinge insisted on not using Feynman's method, which made it impossible for his students taught by the Physics Department of Harvard University to learn this simple Feynman method in class. Besides, isn't Sheldon's frankness and meanness Schwinge?

(1) Some people say that Sheldon looks like Daniel Wu.

(2) Sheldon likes to fold clothes with folding boards.

(3) No one can stop or change 3) Sheldon's habits.

If you go against Sheldon's wishes, you will be hit. The number of strikes in the document will be cleared after one year and recalculated in the second year. If you want to get rid of it early, you must attend Sheldon's class.

Sheldon seems to be open to all humorous jokes ...

(6) Sheldon likes cartoons and robots very much (it has reached the point of fanaticism, which is also related to obsessive-compulsive disorder? ) and the train and everything related to it, want to be Batman (season 2 episode 1). His psychological age is actually very young, and his emotional intelligence development is relatively incomplete because of family reasons. Because of the psychological shadow of childhood, he is very afraid of others quarreling and needs adults (Leonard and Penny? ) hey. His natural enemies are his mother and sister. ...

(7) Dressing habits: Sheldon likes to wear a short-sleeved T-shirt outside the long-sleeved T-shirt. The patterns on T-shirts are usually images from science fiction movies or cartoons. Sometimes he wears a jacket when he goes out and carries a khaki messenger bag for a long time. In terms of suits, he likes plaid retro suits. Once, Penny took him to try on a suit, which was so handsome (but he didn't like it very much).

Sheldon's favorite person is his grandmother, who calls him Moon Pie.

(9) Sheldon's most hated enemy in his life is wil wheaton (he played Lieutenant Wesley in Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Crusher has the ability of high-definition image memory). When she was a child, Sheldon was cheated when she was a fan of Will (she took the 10 hour train to Jackson, Mississippi to attend the 1995 fourth annual meeting of American Southern Starfleet fans, but Will didn't go that day, leaving Sheldon with a hard journey with nothing. From then on, Sheldon vowed to hate Will forever. But he wants revenge, but he will temporarily rank sixth on Sheldon's list of eternal enemies. The fifth is joel schumachumqcher, the director who almost ruined the Batman series, and the seventh is Billy Spike who lives in a street behind Sheldon's hometown. Later, in the game competition of "Kaya Mysterious Warrior" held in Stuart Comic Book Store, Will won the soft-hearted Sheldon with cunning tricks (deceiving Sheldon that his grandmother died before going to the conference) and won the game. When Sheldon learned the truth, he was completely angry and his hatred for Will escalated again. And Sheldon, they played a bowling match with Will (Stewart was among the opponents, and the loser was punished according to the agreement), because Penny was brainwashed by Will and unfortunately lost ... Finally, Sheldon, they were punished for cos cross-dressing ... (Later, in the fifth episode of the fifth season, they made up with Will and became enemies with a movie actor he loved too much-the vicious circle continued).

(10) Sheldon has a severe facial spasm when he tells a lie, so he can't lie for any reason. (This paragraph is wrong: Sheldon lied in the first season. What he can't stand is a lie that is easy to be exposed-of course, his definition of' easy to be exposed' is different from others; Tell him a secret without agreeing to the confidentiality clause. And when he can't answer the questions, he will have severe facial spasm, such as the physics bowl competition, when Penny asks him who is the lead singer of the band. )

(1 1) Sheldon can drive, has an internship driver's license, and has been driving on a simulator for a long time. The technology sucks. ) Season 3 Episode 8 Sheldon drives Penny to and from the hospital for the first time after she dislocated her arm. And he got a ticket for running a red light and appeared in court-episode 16 of the third season). Can walk. You have to wear "bus pants" (cleanliness) when you take the bus, and you need to tie yourself to your seat with a big rubber band, so you are often driven off. Taking a taxi refused because the driver and the photo on the license plate were different. Work depends entirely on Leonard, or friends with transportation (even Howard's scooter), and others can't stand his verbosity in the car and all kinds of games he invented. Of course, he thinks he has evolved to the point where he doesn't need to master driving skills. Sheldon also learned to swim, but he learned it on the floor according to TV. The only reason for his research is to deal with global warming.

(12) Sheldon is afraid of dogs, especially hunting dogs. He was chased by a black hound for several streets because of the raw hot dog he hid in his body. Sheldon is also afraid of flying flies (but not Brutu) (Disney animated dog), but he likes going to Disneyland very much (all these are reflected in the 20 episodes of the third season). I'm afraid of chickens, too. When I was a child, I was chased by a chicken and fled to a tree. I hate birds even more. I get harsh when I hear birds chirping.

(13) Sheldon's screen name is Sheldon (mentioned in the third episode of the second season, when Sheldon was playing online games).

(14) Sheldon's IQ is 187.

(15) likes to eat dried tangerine peel and chicken fillet. But he firmly believes that he didn't eat the real dried tangerine peel and chicken fillet, which is why he learned Chinese. But I learned in a mess, only one sentence: syphilis donkey.

(16) Go directly to college in grade 5.

(17) Love trains, monkeys and koalas.

(18) When you are sick, let others sing soft KITTY and apply ointment to your chest counterclockwise (chest hair will knot in the opposite direction).

(19) In the first season, Penny said that she was a "typical Taurus" and "chattered".

(20) Like high science fiction movies, Star Trek, Spider-Man Batman raiders of the lost ark and various blockbusters.

(2 1) Don't drink. When ordering wine, I always like to ask for more other additives, but I don't add wine.

(22) Emotional intelligence is very low, and I can't distinguish irony from praise, but it has been strengthened in my efforts in the next few seasons.

(23) The spell is "Bazinga!" It means teasing you.

When you arrive at a place, you will find your own seat. No one can sit on the sofa in your apartment. Seeing that others are sad, I want to make someone a cup of hot tea.

(25) Sports are really terrible, especially basketball.

(26) When knocking at the door, the name will be called once and repeated three times (not limited to the main entrance). Johnny Galecki (Johnny Garlake)

IQ 173, an experimental physicist at California Institute of Technology, was born in New Jersey, USA (I said "I'm from New Jersey" in the seventh episode of the fifth season), and is currently studying the soft components in cosmic rays at sea level. He can often be seen studying lasers in the laboratory. His eyesight is so poor that he can't see clearly without glasses. The body lacks galactosidase to digest lactose, so it can't eat lactose, otherwise it will release gas with special smell.

Leonard's emotional intelligence is relatively normal, not as prominent as the previous ones. this

This is inevitable: there are all kinds of nerds, but the main line is orthodox love stories. Then, a person with normal emotional intelligence must shoulder the heavy responsibility of another hero. Presumably, the screenwriter can't imagine what love with ultra-low emotional intelligence looks like. It is precisely because of his normal emotional intelligence that his jokes are just ordinary shyness and bookishness, and they are often not as eye-catching as Sheldon. As a member of Frankenstein, he is the most realistic one: a science and engineering man, short, sincere and enthusiastic. Although he loves the beautiful female neighbor Penny silently, he is always disheartened, so he is often laughed at by several roommates. But he is the only kind-hearted person who can stand Sheldon's eccentricities (because his mother looks exactly like Sheldon). Compared with other nerds (high IQ, invincible rational pragmatism, or obscene or language barrier), his kindness has won him many image points. I officially dated Penny in the third season.

Ps: He hates sports, too. Watching football is a kind of torture for him ... when he sees a tall man, he will talk with his neck crooked and give Penny a snowflake from the North Pole as a gift.

Dressing habits: coat with hat, mostly T-shirts inside.

In the fourth season, she officially dated Priya(Raj's sister), but Penny seemed to have an old crush on him and admitted that she "really screwed up". In the last episode, there was a conflict with Priya (her relationship with white people could not be known by her parents), and in the fifth season, she got back together with Penny.

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Heroine, blonde, sexy American sweetheart. The waitress in the cheesecake factory. Warm and cheerful personality, lively and hospitable, is a typical American girl next door. She is a normal person with average IQ.

But ordinary people with sound social skills don't care about Sheldon's harsh words with high IQ, hate Howard's obscene chat-up and his funny relationship with Leonard. In the process of dealing with Frankenstein, she gradually became vivid and lovely. When she can pull out a few words like "Schrodinger's cat" to make fun of others, those people have been confused by those abstruse and mysterious lines, and we not only laugh.

Ps: She is warm and cheerful and has a bad temper. She quarreled like a crazy lioness (Leonard described her as Bruce Banner who was irradiated by gamma rays). Usually beautiful and docile, she will become a Hulk once she breaks out), but she is still a kind girl with high emotional intelligence (in other words, a normal person). I have made many handsome, tall and rich boyfriends with poor personalities, all of which ended in failure. ...

Dressing habits: sexy and feminine clothes. Usually wear sexy suspenders and brightly colored or cartoon shorts at home. When dating or attending important occasions, you will dress up more exquisitely. Wear work clothes to work.

According to Sheldon's calculation in the first episode of the fourth season, she dated 193 men and had sex with 3 1 (God knows how he calculated it. ) simon helberg (simon helberg)

Howard is a scientist in the Department of Applied Physics of California Institute of Technology and holds a master's degree in engineering from Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He's Jewish.

The main research direction should be intelligent control, and design a satellite to take high-resolution photos of wooden satellites. This person is extremely obscene, always has unrealistic sexual fantasies and thinks he is very attractive. He has a great talent for languages and can speak six languages (including Chinese). These foreign languages are mainly used to chat up women and make people around him feel sick. Allergic to peanuts, eating peanuts will swell up all over. I have lived with my mother since I was a child, and I often compete with Sheldon for comics. Intelligence should be regarded as the lower of the four nerds and is often laughed at by Sheldon.

As a minor protagonist, Howard's creation is successful. Because the main line of the play is relatively simple, the existence of secondary characters such as Howard Will shares the work of the protagonist in making jokes. In addition, although Howard is an extremely obscene figure, he can also be understood as a genius's frankness, daring to show his hunger and meanness. Actually, every man has a Howard in his heart. The actor's evaluation of him is: "He feels that he has been in contact with women's bodies all his life, and he has made it scientific."

PS: This person played a similar role in Friends, Joey, also from Caltech, same talent, same lewdness.

Page (abbreviation of page) S.S.: Among these physicists, he is the only one who doesn't have a doctorate. He is called "Mr. Wolowitz" and is ironically thanked every time.

Page (abbreviation of page) S.S.S: In the second season, Howard is studying Mars explorers, so his first sentence is often: I can let you drive on Mars.

Dressing habits: I like to wear funny tight shirts and tight pants, and there is always a fake fur collar under my shirt [Bernadette's family had a fake fur collar in the fourth season]. With the mushroom hairstyle of Vulcan in Star Trek, wearing fancy clothes, the belt buckle is the highlight.

In the third season, Penny introduced him to Bernadette, but they broke up for some reason. The fourth season was announced and they got back together. They also got engaged and got married in the last episode of the fifth season. Kunar nayar (Kunar nayar)

Shy Indian boy, perfect Indian English. Astrophysicist, studying experimental physics (season 3 episode 4, he said he was an astrophysicist, as far as particles are concerned). In only one episode, he found dark matter stuck to the right of his office, probably studying dark matter. It is said that Sheldon stood behind him for ten minutes and designed a software to replace his work. So maybe he is engaged in experimental data processing. He has a very serious social obstacle-he can't talk to women (alone) (except when drinking and taking medicine). Have a doctorate.

Raj's setting is undoubtedly very successful. His cultural background and personality characteristics naturally led to many jokes. In college class, a teacher told us that racial discrimination is more serious in American sitcoms. White people are often the protagonists, and other races are usually lackeys. Looking back on sitcoms carefully, it is true. Although there are many black people in Friends, a black female neighbor moved nearby. That time, Joey and Ross raced after her. Once Monica was making candy, a black brother who lived upstairs knocked at the door in the middle of the night to ask for candy, which was described as "delicious from heaven"; And most importantly, Ross's girlfriend, who has dated two Nobel Prize winners, is Joey's girlfriend and played a ghost whisperer. But only one film, Everybody hates Chris, was shot by black people and dominated by black people. It's not easy for Raj to be a leading role in The Big Bang Theory.

In the third season, because my research project failed, my work visa will expire and I will be deported, so I have no choice but to cooperate with Sheldon.

Note: He is an astrophysicist. He once measured the composition of celestial bodies outside Neptune. Because there was no result, he came to study the relationship between dark matter and string theory with Sheldon and corrected Sheldon's mistake. I am very proud of Indian culture, and I hate Sheldon correcting himself. Sometimes I am too sensitive to racial discrimination.

Page (abbreviation of page) He is shy in appearance and lewd in heart. It's easy to pick up girls after drinking.

Dressing habits: The clothes are layered, the patterns are old-fashioned and the colors are deep. They are usually knitted. A heart-shaped or round neck wool vest.

The fourth season shows that he has a serious crush on Bernadette.

He is a lonely bachelor, so that in the fifth season, he became attached to the software expert in the mobile phone. He was fascinated by the voice inside and relied on it for a while.

Breaking up with lucy in the last episode of season 6 was a blow. I can talk to women without drinking and keep talking. Sara gilbert (sara gilbert)

Although this young lady is not the leading role, she has made many appearances and her performance is really eye-catching. She should be an experimental physicist. In her laboratory, there are lasers (she heats instant noodles with lasers) and liquid nitrogen (because there is no knife to cut bananas, bananas are frozen with liquid nitrogen and then broken into cereal). She is studying the supersymmetry of double light particles.

She is an absolutely rational person and can't see any perceptual existence in her. No matter what the topic is, dating, flirting, she keeps a constant calm. She defined the parameters to evaluate the quality of kissing, and explained why she slept with one of the main characters-hormones in her brain made her have sexual desire, so she solved the sexual desire problem through this sleep until the New Year? ! ! When Leonard visited her the next day, she said, "I think I will be fine until the New Year. What about you? " She had sex with Leonard the day before so that she could last until the New Year.

Although this role does not appear much, it is a very important role-providing Sheldon with an opponent. He is the only pure rationalist in the play who can bounce Sheldon back with more talented sarcastic words. Sheldon always thought he was the best in the world, but Leslie's appearance gave him a heavy blow-the problem that Sheldon did not solve was solved by Leslie; Leslie helped other nerds beat Sheldon to get the "physics bowl". Although Sheldon does not recognize Leslie's Excellence, his fear of Leslie can also show his inner recognition of Leslie. Sheldon is always arrogant, and the audience is happy to see him defeated. Leslie's appearance just satisfied the audience's desire.

Leslie is as talented as Sheldon. First of all, she is a top experimental physicist. Generally speaking, experimental physicists follow theoretical physicists to verify their theories; Or accidentally discover a phenomenon to provide material for theoretical physicists. However, Leslie can easily complete the derivation process that theoretical physicist Sheldon has not completed, which shows that her theoretical foundation is also very solid and strong enough to win the Nobel Prize as Sheldon said. Since the discovery of relativity and quantum mechanics, only one person has made universally recognized achievements in theory and experiment, and it is unique, even Feynman has to admire, and has cultivated Fermi of Li Zhengdao and others. (kevin sussman)

Stewart graduated from the Academy of Fine Arts and is the owner of the comic book store frequented by the four leading men in the play.

Our friends. He also loves comics and knows a lot. He can argue with Sheldon for hours. Of course, he was forced to admit that Sheldon won because he was really tired. His life is not rich. He lives in a room full of comic books and feeds a stray cat who often stands him up. He is a good man, kind-though he is always with the cunning wil wheaton. His relationship with Penny is somewhat fanciful, because they met in the bookstore and dated twice (season 2). Although he didn't continue, in the third season, he frequently showed his kindness to Penny. Once, after Penny turned and walked away, he whispered "I love you", which was very sincere.

Dressing habits: T-shirts with different patterns, long-sleeved shirts with stripes or plaids. (Mayim Bialik) Decoration

Mayim Hoya Bialik is an American psychiatrist and actor. The most famous work is the sitcom Blossom starring NBC TV in the early 1990s, in which she plays Blossom Russo. 20 10 She played Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon's girlfriend, in the fourth season of The Big Bang Theory.

In the last episode of the third season, her appearance was too dazzling, which directly raised the audience's expectations for the fourth season by n levels. In the fourth season, Sheldon's "girlfriend" (Er students have always denied that "she is a girl, she is a friend, but not a girlfriend". In the fifth season, in the tenth episode, the relationship between men and women was officially confirmed, but it was also a contractual relationship that Sheldon was good at). In the fourth season, Sheldon dated her for the first time. People call her and Sheldon "Shamy" (Sheldon, Amy).

When I'm sad, I stay at home and play the piano and sing.

Relying heavily on penny, perfecting penny, even slightly gay, but after the fourth season, it began to show charm and unique cute style.