Anti-sleepy joke

After the date, send the beautiful woman home and pass by a flower shop. She went in, looked at this one, sniffed that one, and I followed patiently. She picked up a bunch of roses and asked me with a charming face, "Is it nice?" I said, "Not bad!" The beauty asked again, "Is it really beautiful?" I must have nodded. The beauty finally couldn't help it: "I think it looks good, too. I like it very much." I said? : "Just watch it for a while if you like ..."

Go shopping with my boyfriend. I have been shopping for a long time, and I have to pee urgently. I haven't found the toilet for a long time. ? After several twists and turns, I finally found a toilet for the disabled, and the door was unlocked. ? While hesitating, the boyfriend said, "Go in quickly! Brain damage is also a disability! "

A beautiful MM ran into the swimming pool and accidentally broke her bathing suit. All the boys stared at her ... At this time, the beautiful MM walked along the swimming pool and found something different, so she grabbed a sign to cover the key parts. At this moment, the boys laughed! And then found it on the sign? It says "men only". Change your face quickly. But when she changed her face, the men laughed louder. The original sign said, "It's two meters deep here."

On the Water-splashing Festival, everyone splashed water on each other to bless them. Suddenly, a man cursed: "Bastard, who threw it at me?" ? Others advised: "It is a blessing to lose you." ? Scolder: "Come on, a jerk just threw boiling water at me!" " "