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A story about poetry
Here is a story about Song meeting the king.
Luo, a poet in the early Tang Dynasty, participated in opposing Wu Zetian, but failed to do so. He had to remain anonymous and become a monk.
On this day, a young tourist came to Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou. That's Song Wenzhi. In the evening, Song walked along the corridor between the temples and saw the bright moon in the sky and the ups and downs of wild mountains. He was full of poetry. He sang two sentences, "The vulture ridge died and the Dragon Palace was lonely", which was meaningful, but the following two sentences could not be picked up at the moment. At the end of the corridor, Song suddenly saw an old monk meditating. He stepped forward to say hello. The old monk raised his eyes and said, "I have two words-",so he sang slowly, "Watch the sea day from the building and listen to the tide in Zhejiang." After hearing this, Song was deeply moved.
Song went back to his room and savored the old monk's two witticisms. Early the next morning, he hurried to visit the old monk, but he was nowhere to be found. Wandering in despair, a young monk passed by, and Song hurried forward to ask. The monk said, "Oh, he is King Robin."
The story of poetry
Song was exiled by the imperial court to Luoding County, Guangdong Province, and then secretly fled back to his hometown from there. This poem was written when he passed the Han River on his way to escape, and his feelings were sincere.
Being exiled to Guangdong not only led a hard life, but also got no news from home. This situation lasted for a long time. The words "broken" and "complex" are well used, which shows the poet's pain of being isolated in Guangdong.
The last two sentences describe the ambivalence of a fugitive when he approaches his hometown: on the one hand, the poet misses his family day and night, on the other hand, he is always worried that his family will suffer misfortune because of his own ties. Moreover, the closer this ambivalence is to his hometown, the stronger it becomes, which makes the poet particularly afraid of meeting acquaintances and fearing that his fears will come true.
This poem describes the development of psychological contradictions of the ancients in the special environment of exile. Readers can understand the poet's mood. This description is true, emotional and intriguing.
"Now, when I am near my village and meet people, I dare not ask any questions." This sentence is widely circulated in later generations.
1. Cao Zhi
Cao Zhi, the youngest son of Cao Cao, was gifted since childhood and was deeply loved by his father. After Cao Cao's death, his younger brother Cao Pi became the emperor of Wei. Cao Pi is a jealous man. He was worried that his younger brother would threaten his throne and wanted to kill him.
One day, Cao Pi called Cao Zhi to him and asked him to write a poem within seven steps to prove his talent in writing poetry. If he can't write it, it will be tantamount to deceiving the emperor and putting him to death.
Cao Zhi was sad and angry when he knew that his brother was going to kill him. He fought back his grief and tried to think about it ... Sure enough, he wrote a seven-step poem and read it out on the spot:
Soak in the kettle, and the beans cry in the kettle.
We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other!
2. The story of Li Bai's reading
Li Bai was a great poet in Tang Dynasty in China, but he didn't study hard when he was a child, and even had some fun. One day he went to a small river to play and saw an old woman grinding an iron bar. He went up and asked curiously, "Grandma, why are you grinding an iron bar?" The old lady told him that she was sharpening the needle. Li Bai said, "How can such a thick iron bar be ground into a needle?" The old man said, "As long as you work hard, iron bars can be ground into needles." . Li Bai was deeply touched, so he studied hard and became a generation of "poetic immortals".
3. The story of poetry
Here is a story about Song meeting the king.
Luo, a poet in the early Tang Dynasty, participated in opposing Wu Zetian, but failed to do so. He had to remain anonymous and become a monk.
On this day, a young tourist came to Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou. That's Song Wenzhi. In the evening, Song walked along the corridor between the temples and saw the bright moon in the sky and the ups and downs of wild mountains. He was full of poetry. He sang two sentences, "The vulture ridge died and the Dragon Palace was lonely", which was meaningful, but the following two sentences could not be picked up at the moment. At the end of the corridor, Song suddenly saw an old monk meditating. He stepped forward to say hello. The old monk raised his eyes and said, "I have two words-",so he sang slowly, "Watch the sea day from the building and listen to the tide in Zhejiang." After hearing this, Song was deeply moved.
Song went back to his room and savored the old monk's two witticisms. Early the next morning, he hurried to visit the old monk, but he was nowhere to be found. Wandering in despair, a young monk passed by, and Song hurried forward to ask. The monk said, "Oh, he is King Robin."
The story of poetry
Song was exiled by the imperial court to Luoding County, Guangdong Province, and then secretly fled back to his hometown from there. This poem was written when he passed the Han River on his way to escape, and his feelings were sincere.
Being exiled to Guangdong not only led a hard life, but also got no news from home. This situation lasted for a long time. The words "broken" and "complex" are well used, which shows the poet's pain of being isolated in Guangdong.
The last two sentences describe the ambivalence of a fugitive when he approaches his hometown: on the one hand, the poet misses his family day and night, on the other hand, he is always worried that his family will suffer misfortune because of his own ties. Moreover, the closer this ambivalence is to his hometown, the stronger it becomes, which makes the poet particularly afraid of meeting acquaintances and fearing that his fears will come true.
This poem describes the development of psychological contradictions of the ancients in the special environment of exile. Readers can understand the poet's mood. This description is true, emotional and intriguing.
"Now, when I am near my village and meet people, I dare not ask any questions." This sentence is widely circulated in later generations.
4. Clear and flat three tones
Tang Libai
Music bureau
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Beautiful people who see the bright clouds, think of their clothes and see flowers come to see them.
If Yushan didn't see her, it would be Yaochi meeting under the moon.
A stick of incense and a stick of incense are heartbroken in vain.
Excuse me, who looks like Han Palace? The poor swallow relies on new cosmetics.
Famous flowers fall in love and laugh like kings.
Explain that the spring breeze is infinitely hateful, and the agarwood pavilion is northward.
These three poems were written by Li Bai when he was an academician in Chang 'an. On one occasion, Emperor Tang Ming and Yang Guifei watched peony in Chenxiang Temple. Because Li Bai was ordered to start a new movement, Li Bai wrote these three chapters on the order.
The first song compares the beauty of the imperial concubine to peony flowers. The first sentence compares clothes to clouds and looks to flowers; Write two sentences about the spring breeze, just as concubines are loved by kings; Three sentences compare the fairy to the imperial concubine; Four sentences compare Chang 'e to your wife. This repeated comparison has created a beautiful image as gorgeous as a peony. However, the poet used words such as clouds, flowers, dew, Yushan, Yaotai and moonlight to praise the fullness of the imperial concubine without any trace.
The second song is about the love of the imperial concubine. The first sentence says that the flowers have dew fragrance, which sets off the favor of the imperial concubine; Write two sentences about the illusion that the king of Chu met the goddess, which set off the benefits of the imperial concubine; In three or four sentences, Zhao can be called a peerless beauty, but she relies on her new makeup to set off the natural national color of the imperial concubine. In order to promote the beauty of Yang Guifei, the poet suppressed the goddess and feiyan by suppression.
The third song, composed of one or two songs, combines peony, Yang Guifei and the king into one: the first sentence is that famous flowers and countries are integrated; Two sentences about the emperor's joy and "looking at him with a smile" run through the three, integrating peony, imperial concubine and Ming Di. In three or four sentences, the king snuggled up to the imperial concubine to enjoy flowers in Chenxiang Temple, and all the troubles and resentment in his chest were completely relieved. How elegant and romantic it is for people to lean outside the bar!
The language of the whole poem is gorgeous, every sentence is golden, and every word is flowing, which makes people stunned. No wonder it won the admiration and the love of the imperial concubine.
5. Aijiangtou
Du fu in Tang dynasty
Music bureau
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Shaoling night swallowed and began to cry. I quietly walked down the winding river like a shadow of spring.
There are thousands of palaces on the shore and new branches of willows. Who are you green for? .
I remember the colorful flags floating from the South Garden, which was full of colors.
The first lady of the kingdom, from the Sun Palace, waited on the emperor's royal chariot.
The cavalry in front of them were all holding bows and arrows, and discerning horses were chewing gold.
An archer, chest up, went through the clouds and hit a pair of birds with one arrow.
Where are those perfect eyes and those pearly teeth? A blood-stained soul has no home and nowhere to go.
A clear wave flowed eastward, crossing the Diaolou Mountain Path, and there was no news.
Compassionate people shed tears and hoped that she would be as eternal as rivers and flowers.
When I boarded the Tatar, in the dim twilight, the clouds were filled with dust and I wanted to forget the north and south and go to the south.
6.: Maweipo
Tang Zhengyi
Seven-syllable/seven-syllable quatrain
Content:-
Xuanzong Yang Guifei returned to Chang 'an Yang, the dragon was dead, and the country with unforgettable old feelings began to revitalize.
The execution of Yang Fei was also a wise decision of Xuanzong, otherwise it would lead to the country's demise.
This is an epic. In June of the fifteenth year of Tianbao (756), Tongguan was captured by Anshi rebels, and it was long safe. Xuanzong fled to Shu, passed Maweipo, and the Sixth Army mutinied in Ma. Kill the traitor Yang and force Xuanzong to execute the imperial concubine. The ponytail incident. In the first two sentences of the poem, when Xuanzong "returned to an", Yang Fei had been dead for a long time, which means that "returning to Chang 'an" brought Yang Fei's death. Although the mountains and rivers remain the same, the feeling of "sex and rain" is unforgettable. "Unforgettable nature" and "the sun and the moon are like new ones" are opposing examples, expressing Xuanzong's complex psychology of liking the new and hating the old. In the last two sentences, Chen Houzhu of the Southern Dynasties hid in the well of Jingyang Palace with his beloved concubines Zhang Lihua and Kong Guiqi, and was finally captured by Sui Jun. Compared with the gift-giving behavior of Ma Yupo to Yang Guifei in the Tang Dynasty, the expression is very clear. Poetry is considerate and ironic to Xuanzong. Xuanzong's chess is better than Chen Houzhu's, but he won very little. First of all, this is the story of Ji Xiaolan, a great scholar in Qing Dynasty:
When Mr. Ji was very young, he was clever and naughty, and often made the teacher laugh and cry (the teacher's surname was Shi); One day, Ji Xiaolan took a little yellow bird to school to play. Just as he was having fun, Teacher Shi came in. Ji Xiaolan immediately hid the bird behind the loose brick on the wall. Teacher Shi also saw it. He pretended not to know and went to class. However, when Mr. Shi walked to the wall with a poem, he suddenly pushed the brick back with his hand, and the poor bird was crushed to death. The teacher also proudly sings:
"Good feathers and good birds die after bricks."
Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, can I give you a word? The teacher still proudly said, "Of course. Ji Xiaolan said, "You read JIA Yu's fine birds. I will give you a coarse-haired beast, your bricks, my stones, my first time and my life.
"Rough-haired beasts and stones rank first."
When the teacher heard this, he knew that Ji Xiaolan was cursing him with homonym. His nose was crooked, but he was right or wrong!
Second, Su Dongpo and Fo Yin.
Su Dongpo is in Hangzhou and likes to make friends with monks in West Lake Temple. He and monk Fo Yin of the Holy Mountain Temple are best friends. They often make jokes while drinking and reciting poems.
Monks in Fo Yin are delicious. Whenever Su Dongpo treats guests at a banquet, he always comes uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake, and many tables and drinks were prepared on board. When the cruise ship left the shore, Su Dongpo smiled and said to Huang Tingjian, "Fo Yin will come to every party. Tonight, we will go to the lake by boat to drink, sing poems and have fun. He can't come anyway. " "Who knows, Fo Yin monks have long discovered that Su Dongpo wanted to swim with Huang Tingjian, so they hid under the deck when they didn't get on the boat.
The bright moon is in the sky, the cool breeze is refreshing, and the lotus fragrance is full of lakes. The cruise ship slowly arrived at the Three Towers of the West Lake. Su Dongpo raised his glass and smoothed his beard. He happily said to Huang Tingjian, "Today, without Fo Yin, we are quiet. Let's start by ordering wine. The first two sentences should be immediate and the last two sentences should end with the word "in". " Huang Tingjian said, "All right!" Su Dongpo first said:
What can the sky say when the clouds are parted and the bright moon is in the sky? What did heaven say?
Huang Tingjian looked at the lotus full of lakes, and then said:
Li Anping separated and swam out of the fish, which she deserved! Get what you want!
At that time, Fo Yin couldn't help getting off the deck. Hearing Huang Tingjian say this, he pushed the deck away and climbed out to say:
When the boards were separated, Fo Yin came out, which was really frustrating! Suppress people!
Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were startled to see a man suddenly climb out from under the planking. When they looked carefully, it turned out to be Fo Yin. When they heard him say such four poems, they couldn't help laughing.
Su Dongpo took Fo Yin and sat down and said, "You hid well. You are right. You ate again today! So, while enjoying the moon, the three men swam around the lake, talking and laughing.
One day, Su Dongpo instructed the chef to use a live grass carp from the West Lake, wash it, cut it open, split it with five knives, and steam it with ham, onion and ginger. The cook made it and sent it to the study. Su Dongpo looked hot and delicious, and the knife marks on the fish were like willows. He repeatedly shouted, "What a mullet!" Just want to eat chopsticks, suddenly, I saw a flash figure outside the window, Fo Yin monk came. Su Dongpo thought, "Hey, what a monk! He didn't come early or late! I was about to eat fish when you came. I won't let you eat today. What do you do? " I reached out and put this plate of fish on the shelf.
Fo Yin has seen the dish of fish outside the window and thought, Well, you have hidden it well! I want you to take it out, too Su Dongpo greeted Fo Yin with a smile and sat down. He asked, "The big monk is not in the temple. What do you have to say here? " Fo Yin replied solemnly, "I came here today to ask you something." "What word!" "Your name is Sue, how do you spell' Sue'? Su Dongpo's brow wrinkled. Knowing that he was so learned that he couldn't even write the word "Su", he pretended to be serious and replied, "Oh, this word" Su "has a grass prefix on it, a word" Fish "on the left and a word" Wo "on the right. Fo Yin also asked in a confused way, "Oh, what if there is a' valley' on the left and a' fish' on the right under the grass prefix? Su Dongpo said, "Let's say' Sue'. Fo Yin also said, "How about putting the fish on the grass?" Su Dongpo quickly said, "Oh, that won't do!" Fo Yin smiled and said, "Good! You say it's not good to put the fish on it, then take it off! Su Dongpo suddenly woke up! Fo Yin said, eating his plate of mullet.
On one occasion, when Fo Yin was in the temple and knew that Su Dongpo was coming, he steamed a plate of mullet. Su Dongpo just came in. Fo Yin thought, last time you played a joke on me, I'm going to give you a hard time today. There happened to be a chime beside him, so he put the fish in it.
Su Dongpo saw it long ago and pretended not to know. As soon as I sat down, I sighed on purpose. Knowing that Su Dongpo was optimistic, Fo Yin asked doubtfully, "Taishou, why are you so sad today? Su Dongpo replied, "Alas, monk, you don't know. In the morning, I want to write a couplet. Who knows, just after writing the first couplet, the second couplet was stumped. I can't think of it all the time, so I'm very upset! Fo Yin asked, "I don't know what the first part is? Su Dongpo replied: "The first part of the couplet is' Spring Arrives at Xiangyang Gate'. Fo Yin was amused when he heard this: This couplet was pasted on every family, but he used it to make fun of me. I don't know what medicine is sold in the gourd of Su Dong. So he said quietly, "I'll give it to you, right?" The bottom line is "this is not just a celebration to accumulate outstanding talents." Su Dongpo even shouted: "Oh, a talented person is a talented person! So you have fish (surplus) in Qing! Come on, take it out and eat it. " Fo Yin this just suddenly enlighted, obediently took out the fish from the hands of the qing.
Three, three, when Yu Qian was a child, he tied his hair in two bun, and a monk laughed at him.
"Niutou is happy to have a dragon horn."
Yu Qian immediately answer:
"Can dogs produce ivory?"
But after Yu Qian came home, he told his mother that she would comb him into a triangle immediately; Yu Qian went out and met a monk. The monk laughed at him again.
"The triangle is like a drum stand"
Yu Qian replied:
"Bald people are like a hammer."
The monk was speechless.
Fourth, third, Chang 'e originally loved Qinglang.
Once upon a time, there was an aide who had a beautiful daughter, and Shang Feng motioned to her many times to marry her as a concubine. The assistant didn't dare to disobey him, but he was afraid of wronged his daughter. He is hesitating with his wife. When he was sad, his daughter came to meet him. When he saw it, he asked his parents what they were thinking. Parents must tell the truth.
The daughter was brilliant and filial to her parents. She had a brainwave and said to her parents, "I have three conditions. First, I have not only the orders of my parents, but also the words of the matchmaker. I should ask the maharaja to act as matchmaker. " Second, the bride price should have treasures such as rose gems and yellow pearls; Third, before entering the bridal chamber, you must make a pair. If one of the three is missing, I will never marry him. "
Father nodded and said yes. The next day, I reported to the senior officials, who answered them one by one. On the wedding day, the luxurious style is self-evident. After the guests dispersed, the official stepped into the bridal chamber, but was stopped by the maid-in-waiting and let them pair up. I saw on the red note: bamboo reflects peach blossoms, and gentlemen are greedy for red powder. The big officer looked at the font of son, but it was not worthy at the moment, so he moved to the yard. Just as I was looking up at the bright moon in the sky and chanting, a subordinate came over and asked, "What's wrong with adults not entering the bridal chamber and singing poetry in a good mood?" The official told him about the claim. After listening to it, the subordinates praised it again and again, and the couplets were unique. Bamboo is called a gentleman, and pink peach blossom is a pun. Inevitably, it is also conceived silently.
At this time, the stars and the moon were shining and the shadows were dancing, which suddenly touched the inspiration of subordinates. I saw him shaking his head and chanting: The moon wears willows, and Chang 'e once loved Tsing Yi Lang.
The official company said, "Great! Wonderful! There will be many rewards tomorrow. " Then go directly to the bridal chamber to hand in the papers.
The maid-in-waiting sent a picture, and the girl pondered it. She raised her pen and criticized, "I'm afraid I didn't mean it from my heart, because I was born in the second place in the public sector." The official was ashamed when he saw the comment on writing. He thought for a moment, then resolutely left the bridal chamber, went to the subordinate, called him into the bridal chamber, and gave him all the dowry as a gift.
Fifth, fourth, Mr. Li Songer, wooden feet
It is said that during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there were two scholars in Guangdong who thought they were very talented, Li. They traveled together, seeing the mountains and enjoying the scenery all the way, which was very uncomfortable. I was tired and thirsty after swimming for a long time. I saw a monk in his seventies enjoying the cool in the shade in front of him, with a gourd beside him, and went forward to beg for water to drink.
The old monk looked at the two men and said, What are your names? There is water, but you have to match it before you can drink it. The two scholars readily agreed and introduced themselves as Li and Song. Hearing this, the old monk embedded their surnames in couplets and said that Mr. Li Songer was a wooden foot. After hearing this, the two scholars laughed at themselves when they saw the couplets, but they didn't get them right for a long time. Not only did they have no water to drink, but they got bored and left.
This story has been circulated among the people for hundreds of years. In the 1980s, a reader of Guangdong Farmers' Daily made up this story and threw it into the newspaper. There are 36 lovers of couplets, among which only Huang Wenchang, a reader from Yangchun County, is right.
His bottom line is: Miss Gong Pang, the dragon head and the dragon body.
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