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Composition: "Remember a joke-telling meeting"
As the saying goes: smile, a hundred years is less. We had a special joke today.
The first class on Friday afternoon is composition class. But the teacher said that today's composition class should have a joke first, and then write the composition, so the students cheered loudly. At this time, I am happy and sweet as honey.
When the bell rings, the joke will begin. Teacher Sun said with a "microphone": "Students, the joke begins now. Let me tell you a joke first. " "There is a person who only knows one word, which is' Sichuan'. One day, he took a book to look for the word, but he couldn't find it for an hour. After searching for a while, he saw another' three characters' and said angrily,' So you sleep here! I haven't found you for a long time' Suddenly, the students laughed. Some students squatted on the desk with laughter, some students rolled on the ground with laughter, and some students laughed too hard to speak.
Then I tell jokes. I told a story about steamed stuffed buns and noodles. It's like this: One day, the steamed stuffed bun beat up the noodles. So the next day, noodles brought miscellaneous sauce noodles and dried noodles. I saw meatballs on the way to find steamed bread and beat him up. Before leaving, he said, "Don't think I won't recognize you if you take off your clothes." On the third day, meatballs took four Joy Luck Club meatballs and pork meatballs to find noodles and met instant noodles on the way. So I went up and hit it, and when I left, I said, "Don't think I won't recognize you if you roll up your hair."
Later, the joke king Ma Jianhao told us some interesting jokes.
Ding! The bell rang, and today I understand that laughter is essential in our life. There is laughter all the time in our lives.
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