Joke: Top Ten Advertisements of CCTV _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh and tease your girlfriend.

1) Yin holds a bottle in his hand and tells everyone sadly: "Half-hearted is the death of life", and a group of fake men wearing suspenders are dancing behind him. 2) Two silly girls in overalls are talking about a cosmetic while walking in the factory: "Big baby is good, cheap and abundant, just like the box lunch sold in our hutong, which we always use." After a while, a reporter-like person came over to join in the fun: "Running outside every day, the wind and the sun, looks bad, and I am even more sorry for this face."

3) ZhangFeng yi and Chen Hong are filming a TV series about the underground party. The plot is as follows: a man and a woman seem to be dating, but they are actually talking to the code. The man said, "The air is really good." Woman: "You can have a good dream at night. Have you ever drunk divorce oral liquid? It is the kind of stupid Chinese medicine that has both therapeutic and nourishing effects. " The man asked, "What is it for?" The woman replied, "You can't eat well or sleep well, especially because of your kidney deficiency." The man looked disdainful: "This is also a disease." The woman said, "Of course it's a disease, but can't it be cured?" There is still a paragraph behind, but the advertising fee given by the manufacturer is not enough, and the TV station does not give it. ) The man warmly shook the woman's hand and said, "Comrade, I can find the party!"

4) A group of people from the advertising crew of "National Malnourished Diet" came to the river. On this day, the weather is fine. In order not to make the actor's face shadow in the backlight, the audience sitting on the side held up a white cloth to reflect the light. A silly elder sister staggered out and gave everyone a glad eye: "Are you bored to death?"

5) Hu Huizhong, a doddering old man, used a poor cucumber seedling water emulsion, and his face was pitted like orange peel. In order to sue the manufacturer, she bravely stood up and told everyone: "If you want to be like me, pretend to be dumb."

6) A fat man with a towel on his shoulder and a cup in his hand is talking to someone in the yard: "It is not affordable to follow the fashion. I used to be an old manager and never washed my mouth, so I have good teeth, a good appetite, a great figure and delicious food. Since I started brushing my teeth, it has gone bad. You asked me what brand of toothpaste I used, and you were right. Six deaths in the blue sky. "

7) Cheng Fangyuan performed in a pharmaceutical factory. After a song "Applause", a group of employed men and women rushed forward to offer flowers and ask for warmth. There is a little girl of four or five years old, who is held by adults and also offers love. She seems to have some special functions. She noticed that Cheng Fangyuan was ill, so she handed a pack of medicine: "Auntie, protect your teeth!"

This is an elegant concert. The young female violinist was absorbed in playing the cello, but no one could imagine that she was seriously ill and people were intoxicated with the music. The female piano player finally got warm applause from the audience. Tears welled up in her eyes with excitement. She couldn't bear it any longer. She stood up and told the audience about her experience: "This is my second day, and even my best friend has not found it. The amount of the next day depends on kotex. "

9) A 12-year-old girl imitated Martin Luther King and gave a speech entitled "I have a dream". There are no blacks in China. Obviously, there is no racial discrimination against blacks, but there is no home theater in China. 10) With the care of superior leaders and the leadership of party committees at all levels, a winery finally developed new products. This research not only fills the gap in China, but also makes China the second country in the world to master this technology, thus completely changing the single wine variety pattern in China and throwing the hat of China's inferior wine theory into the Pacific Ocean. So the manufacturer announced to the world with great excitement: "China people have XO from China!"