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Xiaoshan no.3 middle school is divided into classes

You are a freshman! There are no key classes in No.3 Middle School. There are 20 classes in Grade One. Class one and class two are generally super-long classes, such as literature or something! As for the placement, it is random. Of course, it is impossible for all students with good grades to be in the same class. It is also necessary to keep balance!

There are 8 people in the dormitory of No.3 Middle School. Each dormitory has a separate bathroom and two shower heads for two people to take a bath at the same time! The dormitory also has air conditioning or something!

The teaching quality in No.3 Middle School is good. Besides Xiao Zhong, we are the oldest in 235! Of course, compared with Gaohang, Hanger, Xue Jun and Hanger No.14 Middle School, they can't even compare with their little fingers!

I just graduated from No.3 Middle School, which is your senior. The following is my advice to you: 1 3 The theme of red education makes people feel a little rigid and lack of innovation. Once, senior one gave a speech in front of the whole school, and one of them impressed me deeply, saying that she was honored to step into the brilliant door of No.3 Middle School. At that time, everyone in senior two and senior three laughed, including me, and it felt like hearing a big joke. Sure enough, she is a kid who knows nothing. I think she won't think so in a few weeks, only she knows the taste; Everyone who goes out from No.3 Middle School will probably become a sprint champion. Hehe, I'm just kidding, but everyone is running to eat, and if it's late, there will be no food. The purpose of using electricity is that "only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps". Why do you say that? The reason is that there is a time limit for electricity consumption in our dormitory. We can only use electricity at a fixed time, and there is no electricity at other times, but the teacher is different. The office is closed and there is no one inside, but the air conditioner, fan and computer are also on. If this is in response to a low-carbon life, it would be ridiculous!

All right, that's it! Save face for your alma mater. Experience the life in No.3 Middle School! ! ! Good luck!