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What's the secret for a man to deal with his future mother-in-law?

1. How can there be only one man to deal with in a man's life? Do you think you can get rid of your sister's paper and marry her home? You think her mother doesn't exist? Why is mother-in-law always difficult to serve? Because I was cheated once.

2. As Chinese aunts who have won the square dance, squeezed through the bus and won the gold medal, they also have a mysterious skill-they can push up the house price. Yes, they are making things difficult for their son-in-law.

So, if you visit in the New Year, please bring some things and gifts, something more expensive, ok? Don't be too stingy. Keep it for your own use. Why don't you have the courage to come without three digits?

4. What does your mother-in-law like? This is very particular, so please get on well with your daughter-in-law. You don't know what to buy. Your daughter-in-law must know. Don't think straight and buy it yourself, and don't buy what mom likes. Remember, every woman is different. I got it right the first time, and I felt comfortable the next day.

5. Come to your mother-in-law's house, don't always play with your mobile phone, don't go back to your home, and don't always watch TV. You are here to pay a New Year call. Grow up.

6. If everyone plays mahjong together, it is the best chance to please the mother-in-law. Please do some strategies, don't say no, even if you play together, the brand will look at the character; This will be the best. Do some technical work, touch it, and let your mother-in-law win a little, which is much better than your gift.

7. Chat with your mother-in-law, don't ask questions, just like your parents, talk more, don't be too nervous, don't lie, admit something, they won't laugh at you.

8. Don't be too familiar with your mother-in-law's family. You should be careful, but you should not be too polite. You can also do things like pouring water and adding water to the cup.

9. If there are guests at home, be polite, get up and say hello, and pour water and vegetables for the guests.

10, pay attention to some manners when eating, don't always eat what you like, don't be too embarrassed, be generous, and don't be too talkative. Some table manners should be observed.

1 1, don't feed each other with your girlfriend, and don't show love in front of two old people, which is not appropriate. However, you should be considerate, such as lifting the chair when she gets up, which will get extra points.

12, after eating, don't stand your hands, turn on the TV, and clean up the tables and chairs together. This is a very thoughtful performance.

13, my mother-in-law asked you about your future plans, mostly to see if you are reliable. Even if you don't have the strength to buy a house or a car at present, you should confidently tell her your plans and plans, and make it clear to her that your daughter will follow you to ensure that she will not suffer.

14, if you can't handle your mother-in-law, I'm afraid your relationship will be in a hurry. You must raise this matter to a strategic level. What is required of you is that you must understand women's minds better than girls, because they know much more about (shellfish) and (films).

15, you can't handle your mother-in-law, usually because you can't handle her daughter; Or you took care of her daughter, but she didn't become your assistant. In other words, you can't give your mother-in-law the necessary security. She thinks you are unreliable after all.

16 of course, there will be a great mother-in-law, who will not marry without a house or a car; However, this senior believes that most mother-in-law still sees the unreliable side of the prospective son-in-law, but the daughter is not rational enough, so she can only use these material conditions to give her daughter more protection.

17. If you know how to put yourself in the other person's shoes, I believe you won't encounter these problems. Even if you do, you know what to do, right? People with high emotional intelligence are so handy in dealing with problems.

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