The classic lines of these programs are: ugly women are invincible, happy camp, children at home, and there are rumors in Wulin.

The audience voted for the most popular and impressive lines.

Aesthetic category

"Where did she see it destroyed?" Chen Jiaming's comments are invincible.

"She is so ugly that she is invincible in the world" seems to be what the manager said ~

Chen Jiaming: Manager Sun, please don't call some ugly female secretaries. If I manage the personnel department, none of you bastards will come!

"My fragile eyes!" Chen Jiaming cried twice every time he watched Invincible, and Lin Wudi was strictly forbidden to appear within one meter of Fiona Fang.

A tough lesson

Lei Su and his wife ate too much lunch, and the manager Sun Pei wanted to deduct her 50 yuan, so Lei Su gave him 100 yuan: "I will work overtime tomorrow". I think this paragraph is hilarious! !

Qian An is a strong woman in the workplace and speaks cleanly. She said: Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior ~

Or Lei Su, the swearing words are particularly classic ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "Ugly scum like you, earning less and selfish, is simply a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, a smelly stone blocking the septic tank, an onion with rotten roots, a gorilla with yin and yang imbalance, the strongest waste in history ..." This passage has no interval and no breath.

Interesting class

Who do I think is the most classic? Malik Shasha said to Xiao Ai, "Xiao Ai, curse her to death!" "O(∩_∩)o ... haha, curse the big waves ~ _

Ma Shasha said: "If invincible can handle Ferdinand, I can handle Wang Leehom."

"Brain developed, quadriplegia" ... a very clever sentence. ...

Brainstorming class

The ugly club collectively "black" Pei Na, because Pei Na said bitterly that Zhang Ling at the front desk looks like a lady sitting on the stage, Xiao Ai, who often plays "Footsteps Drift", looks like a Zhen Zi, and Ma Shasha, a fat girl, looks like a hippo. At this time, Fan Chunhua also reported: She (Pei Na) said that I swept the floor ... Everyone was silent, and Zhang Ling couldn't help but say: Fan Chunhua ... you are sweeping the floor. ...

Jionglei

Ferdinand: Well done this time ... Chen invincible ... (ashamed ...)

Lin Wudi: Manager Fei ... My name is Lin Wudi ... (Crazy Sweat ...)

Traditional class

Looking around, this line is more traditional. This is what Lin Wudi's father told her: "Stick to what you have". A kind father who regards his ugly daughter as the apple of his eye has gradually won the hearts of the people.

Classic lines of Happy Camp

Nana: I am a beauty ~ I am a hot pot beauty ~ I am a hot pot beauty from Sichuan …!

Nana: Am I pretty? -(immediately) beautiful. Thank you. .........

Orfila (to Haitao): Fat man!

Haitao (to Orfila): Little thick legs!

(Two people sweat each other)

Tick tock ... ~ ~

Nana-wearing that fishing net is so vulgar! !

_______

Fishing net! Mosquito net! Ha ha laugh ...

In the issue of Fahrenheit, Nana asked: There are two identical brothers. How can we tell which is the elder brother and which is the younger brother? "

Fahrenheit "…"

Nana: "1234567, because time is limited, the answer is announced. Next to my brother is my brother, next to my brother is my brother!

Thanks, the most fashionable!

I am Miss Ma from Malan Mountain, Malan Town, Malan Village and Malanpo! There are a lot of my fans sitting below! I have a certain position in the dance world. !

-Nana

The Weaver Girl said Nana: Red with purple shit ~ ~ ~

He Laoshi: If ... I will look for Shi's ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

For example, Ah Fu and Yue came to the base camp, and then one of He Lao's lines would be like this, but everyone took it for granted ~ ~ ~

He Lao: Ah Fu and Yue, come on, tell me, what's your name ...

Haitao said, "Look into my eyes."

Brother Guan said, "I can't see it ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

Classic series of families with children

1, Liu Mei: Who is Confucius' teacher?

Liu Xing: Drill, where did the drill come from without drilling?

2. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!

Xiaoyu: I seriously don't believe it!

Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, do you think we are good brothers?

Yu Xia: Of course! Meteor shower is about us!

Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: You will know how handsome your two brothers are when you see the gorilla!

5. Xiaoxue: I am looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What is your classmate's name?

6. Mom: Hey, I really shouldn't have given birth to you.

Liu Xing: Who gave birth to you? Did you get my permission?

7. Ka Koi Lam (excitedly): Are you Xia Xue's lovely brother?

Liu Xing (smirking): I am Xia Xue's lovely brother.

8. Liu Xing: I have studied under pressure for so many years and have never run away from home. Don't you think I am strong?

9. In the football match of Liu Xing's class, Xiaoyu and Xia Xiaoxue Liu Donghai May cheered for Liu Xing and shouted, "Come on, Liu Xing's class! Come on, Liu Xing's class! "

10, Xiaoyu: If they don't get along, I'll kill myself by eating a hundred ice creams!

Liu Xing: If they don't get along, I'll play computer for a month. I'm exhausted!

Liu Mei: May I come in?

Liu Xing: No.

Yu Xia: Why don't you let mom in?

Liu Xing: Don't let her in. She will be back later.

The door opened-

12, Xia Donghai said to Liu Xing, "Your classmates call you an orangutan. Is there a female classmate named baboon in your class? "

13, Liu Xing: Liu Xing No.2, look at this name, just like hybrid rice!

14, xiaoxue: my name is Xia Xue.

Xiaoyu: My name is Yu Xia.

Liu Xing: My name is Hail.

15, Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if someone insisted that you talk to him, would you go?

Xia Donghai: Who wants to talk to us?

Liu Mei: Patient?

Liu Xing: No, it's ... our head teacher. ...

16, Liu Xing said with a book in his arms: "The length of time to go to the toilet can't represent whether what this person does is big or small."

17, Liu Xing: The eagle fighting in the sky will not envy the praised chicken!

18, Yu Xia: Only the elder sister can set fire, but the younger brother is not allowed to set fire!

Xia Donghai: Don't change idioms! Only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps!

Yu Xia: But our family only has my sister, and there are no government officials!

Liu Xing: What makes you say that about us! You are more important than anyone!

Yu Xia: Don't listen to your parents!

Liu Xing: You startled us both as soon as you came in!

Yu Xia: Make a boyfriend!

Liu Xing: She also brought her boyfriend home!

Yu Xia: Twice!

Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to talk?

Liu Xing: Compare with her! Xiaoyu sent a chicken feather to my little sister, nothing.

Yu Xia: Yes, what is Liu Xing's pleasure!

Liu Xing: Really! Xiaoyu! (Blows a kiss) What's the matter?

Yu Xia: Yes, what's Liu Xing's score?

Liu Xing: We are good children!

Xia Xue (screaming): I'm going to hit you two little villains! !

19 (midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some money?

Mom: Why?

Liu Xing: (touching her hair) I want to dye this thing green and have a girlfriend.

Mom: Don't you dare-

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can't find a savage girlfriend? !

Mom: If you dare to find a savage girlfriend, you will find that you have a savage mother! ! !

20. Xia Donghai: What do you suggest?

Liu Xing: What else can I do?

Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?

Liu Xing: Let's begin!

Xia Donghai: What exactly are you going to do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do? Let's get started!

Xia Donghai: Why is it so difficult for me to speak some Chinese with you? ! !

2 1, Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and eat when you are hungry.

Eat hungry, eat hungry, eat hungry.

Liu Xing: No, you missed a link.

Xiaoyu: Which link?

Liu Xing: Listen (picking up chopsticks and tapping the table rhythmically)

Eat when you are hungry, pull when you eat, and be hungry when you pull.

You are hungry after eating, and you have to eat when you are hungry.

22. Both Liu Xing and Xiaoxue are sleeping at the dinner table, when Liu Mei comes and pulls Liu Xing's arm.

Liu Mei: Look at your watch. What time is it now? I fell asleep.

Liu Xing: I didn't sleep well last night.

Liu Mei: Playing video games again?

Liu Xing: No.

Liu Mei: So it's played online.

Liu Xing: No. I was thinking about the exam.

Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?

Liu Xing: I haven't taken the exam yet!

Liu Mei: That's thinking about how to cheat?

Liu Xing: Why do you always think of me like that? !

Liu Mei: Let me see the bright side. You must give me a chance!

23. Liu Xing said, "Dad, Xiaoxue's nickname in the class is Big Sister."

Dad: "What's the matter? It is normal for you to have a nickname. "

……

Liu Xing: "The problem is that there is another boy nicknamed' Big Brother' in her class."

Dad: "So according to you, everyone in your class calls you an orangutan. Is there another girl named baboon? "

24. Xiaoyu: If they don't get along, I'll kill myself by eating a hundred ice creams!

Liu Xing: If they don't get along, I'll play computer for a month. I'm exhausted!

25. Grandma: Only after suffering can you be a master.

Yu Xia: If you suffer, can you ride on others' heads?

Yu Xia: This is because the earth has no gravity.

Hand over the rotten eggs and release the hostages ......

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

Go back to your home and find your mother!

"Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we realize that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away."

"Sometimes catching a thief is as simple as that."

Lv Xiucai: I stabbed you with a sword, and you only said four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why?

Guo Furong: …

Lv Xiucai: When I stabbed you with the first sword, you said "hero, forgive me", and when I stabbed you with the second sword, you said "36,000 words"! ~

"Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry."

"Don't steam steamed buns for breath!"

"Where is your sword?"

"The sword is in my heart. What about you? Why not bring a knife? "

"There is no knife in your hand, but a knife in your heart."

Zoom in, close-up, two people pulling each other's hair, slapping and biting,

At the same time, they shouted to each other: "Let go, let go! You put it first! You put it first! "

"Beauty is not discounted"

My sister's name is Mei, and my sister's name is Fold.

Listen, people inside, hand over stinky tofu and release the hostages! ! !

"Ah, my hot biceps brachii ~ ~ ~! ! "

Thief: Is there a thief like you? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses

Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: I got it. You'll give it back to someone in a few days.

Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!

(MS, it seems, probably, I can't remember the specific words ||||)

Zhang Fei ... Yue Fei .......... Faye Wong @ _ @

"Do you think I love money so much?"

"You are!"

"I'm ashamed"

"It's good to know shame."

"Shame and joy"

Du Shiniang sings: Are you hungry ~ ~ ~ ~

Bai Zhantang heard seven bleeding. ............

It's really funny

The proprietress was puzzled by Li Dazui's hunger strike: "You always eat when you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry if you don't eat for two days?"

Mo Xiaobei: You just sent her to hell!

Boss: Do you want to die? ! Wait till you finish learning!

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: ... less salt! ! !

Three clay figurines, two men and one woman.

Zhang Fei, Yue Fei, Faye Wong

Xiaomi: What's this?

Passerby: A penny.

Xiaomi: Do you know what day it is today?

Passerby: ...

Xiaomi: Today is the fifteenth day, and the fifteenth day of the first day is a beggar's rest day. Here you are.

The next day, Xiaomi met passers-by again.

Xiaomi: Give me my money back.

Passerby: Don't you want it?

Xiaomi: Yesterday was fifteen, today is sixteen. I go to work.

For this reason, I laughed my head off. )

Also, Xiaomi: beggars have dignity.

Xiaomi: Why did you rob my bowl?

Laobai: Nonsense, you are the only one on the road who won't rob you.

What Li Dazui said when his mother scolded him was also quite funny.

Mom: I eat more salt than you eat ~!

Li Dazui: That's your mouth weight ~! ~

His mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have! ~

Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move ~! ~!

Guo Furong, the head catcher, is really a bully in the town of the Seven Chivalrous Man!

Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

Lv Xiucai soliloquized when practicing to collect debts from Guo Furong:

Guo, how have you been recently? If you have any difficulties, just say,

Say ~ even if there is no difficulty in making difficulties! ~!

I feel the mantra in the play: Oh, my God! ! ! (Oh, my God)

Xing Shoutou praised the Hongyi Building next door (the name is not like a restaurant).

Xing Catcher: I was invited by Chef * * *;

Wife of shop-owner: We invited a chef from the Yellow Crane Tower.

Xing took a look at the boss's wife.

Wife of shop-owner: Hehe, washing dishes is also a serious craft ~! ~! (ps: Li Dazui used to wash dishes in the Yellow Crane Tower)

Xing Catcher: Their wine is authentic Daughter Red (I can't remember).

Boss: We make our own wine, ............................................................................................................................................................. ~ 1

Xing Catcher: They invited a famous big bowl to sing * *

Wife of shop-owner: We also have lotus here. (Shouting) Come on, Xiaomi.

Xiaomi (beggar outside the door): I'm eating, and I don't have time ~! ~!

Jiushi Xinghua village Fenjiu

Not for washing dishes, but for washing vegetables in the Yellow Crane Tower.

Oh, my God! (proprietress)

My son! (Lv Qinghou)

Are you sure? Are you sure? (Guo Furong)

I don't deny veto and negation (Lv Qinghou)

Guo: I can't sing.

It's okay. Brother Cui is not here. You can lip-synch ~ ~ ~

Haha, Cui Jian doesn't know what to think.