Super funny little joke

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher told him to go back and ask his parents. Xiao Ming first asked his father who was trading stocks, "It's up, it's up!" " Then I asked my mother that she was quarreling with her neighbor and said, "Leave it alone!" " Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is singing: "forward, forward!" " Xiaoming went to ask his sister again. She's in love. She said first, "Honey, where are we going?" He said, "Let's go, dear!" Xiaoming had no choice but to ask his younger brother who was playing with toys, "I am invincible donkey kong!" " "

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming said, "Yes, yes!" The teacher said, "What are you talking about?" Xiao Ming said, "Don't worry!" The teacher said, "You stand at the back of the classroom!" " Xiao Ming said, "Forward, forward!" After class, the teacher said, "Come with me!" Xiao Ming said, "Honey, where are we going?" The teacher said, "Go to my office!" Xiao Ming said, "Let's go, dear!" " The teacher was very angry and said, "Who do you think you are?" Xiao Ming replied: "I am invincible donkey kong!" Say that finish, the teacher fainted! ! !