What's the smartest joke in the world?

A man had a dream in which he came to a two-story house. When I entered the first floor, I found a long big table. There are people sitting at the table, and the table is full of rich food, but no one can eat it. Because everyone's arms were cursed by the magician, they all straightened, their elbows couldn't bend, and the food on the table couldn't be held. Everyone was very sad. But he heard the laughter upstairs, and he went upstairs curiously. There are still a group of people who can't bend their elbows, but everyone has a good time. It turns out that although everyone can't straighten their arms, everyone has a good time because the people on the other side help each other and feed each other.

[Meditation]

No one can live independently of others. This is a society that needs mutual support. Offer a hand of friendship first, and you will find so many friends around you. On the road of life, we need to support each other with other limbs and grow together.

[Short Story 2]

A man passed by a busy railway station and saw a man with a disabled leg set up a pencil stand. He accidentally left 100 yuan as charity. But after a short walk, the man came back. He said apologetically to the disabled, "I'm sorry, you are a businessman, but I actually took you as a beggar." "After a while, he passed the railway station again, and a shopkeeper called him at the door with a smile." "I have been looking forward to your appearance," said the disabled. "You are the first person to treat me as a businessman. You see, I'm a real businessman now. 」

[Meditation]

What do you think of a person? That person may change because of you. If you think he is precious, he is precious. A good respect and love will often produce unexpected good results, so friends, you might as well look at the world with your heart, respect everyone and yourself with your heart, and you will find that you and the people around you have unlimited potential.

[Short Story 3]

A teacher came into the classroom and clicked on a black spot on the whiteboard.

He asked the class, "What is this? 」

Everyone said in unison, "A black spot. 」

The teacher pretended to be surprised and said, "Is there only one black spot? Nobody saw such a big whiteboard? 」

[Meditation]

What do you see? Everyone has some shortcomings, but what do you see? Whether you only see the black spots on others; Ignore that he has a big whiteboard? In fact, everyone must have many advantages. Let's look at it from another angle! You will find more new things.

[Short Story 4]

Two women were chatting, and one of them asked, "Is your son all right?" "Don't mention it, it's unfortunate! The woman sighed, "he is poor enough. He is too lazy to marry a wife. He doesn't cook, sweep the floor, wash clothes and take no children. He just sleeps all day. My son must send breakfast to her bed! " "What about the daughter?" "Then she will be very lucky. The woman smiled all over her face: "He married a good husband and won't let him do housework. He did all the cooking, washing clothes, sweeping the floor and taking care of the children, and even took her to bed early every morning! 」

[Meditation]

The same situation, but from my point of view, we will have different mentality. Look at it from the standpoint of others, or think from another angle. A lot of things are different. There can be greater tolerance and more love.

[Short Story 5]

In a remote town in France, it is said that there is a particularly effective spring, and miracles often occur, which can cure various diseases. One day, a veteran with a crutch and a missing leg limped through the streets of town. The nearby villagers sympathetically kissed back and said, "Poor guy, is he going to ask God for another leg?" This sentence was heard by veterans. He turned to them and said, "I didn't ask God for a new leg, but asked him to help me and teach me how to live without one." 」

[Meditation]

Learn to be grateful for what you have lost and accept the fact that you have lost. Regardless of the gains and losses in life, you should make your life full of light and glory, stop crying for the past and work hard for a high live life.

[Short Story 6]

In the17th century, a war broke out between Denmark and Sweden. After a fierce battle, Denmark won the battle. A Danish soldier sat down and was about to take water out of the kettle to quench his thirst. Suddenly, he heard the voice of mourning. It turned out that a seriously injured Swede was lying not far away, looking at his kettle.

"Your demand is bigger than mine. Danish soldiers went over and put the kettle to the injured person's mouth, but the Swede actually stuck out his long hair and stabbed him. Fortunately, he missed one side and only hurt his arm.

"ah! I cann't believe you repay me like this. The Danish soldier said, "I wanted to give you a whole pot of water, but now I can only give you half." " 」

Later, when the king learned about it, he specially summoned the Danish soldier and asked him why he didn't kill the ungrateful guy. He replied easily, "I don't want to kill the injured." 」

[Meditation]

This story sees the human side. After others are ungrateful, they still have the heart to forgive. This is the second time to forgive, but also a greater understanding.