A question and answer is funnier than a funny conversation.

Nowadays, many people have a lot of routines. When chatting, many people will habitually use some funny deceptive jokes to have a conversation. Maybe for a person, he just doesn't know what he means at all, and then he will enter the routine. So at this time, we still have to surf well. As long as everyone surfs fast enough, I believe everyone will not be trapped. So I have arranged some funny conversations with questions and answers for you.

Questions and answers are funnier than dialogues.

1, "You know what? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

2. "You shouldn't be nearsighted, should you?" "Then why can't you see that I like you?"

3. "Let me tell you a story." "What story?" "Once upon a time, there were two people. One told me to like you, and the other told me not to like you. I don't like you. Who is left? " "I like you." "I like you too."

4. "I find that you seem to be a different person today." "ah? Where has it changed? " "I am in the eye."

5. "I think you are getting better and better." "Really?" "Yes!" "Then why didn't you say I looked good before?" "It's different now!" "What's the difference?" "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

6. "Don't stay up late, staying up late is not good for your health." "I know it's bad to stay up late, but I can't sleep. I need this sleeping pill! "

7. "I think you should knock on all the doors?" "Why do you say that?" "Because you knock well."

8. "There is something I want to finish with you." "What is it?" "grow old with you"

9. "My wish is simple." "What wish?" "Just being with you"

10, "You know, I have no future." "..." "I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

1 1, "Today is either you or me", "You are so cute" and "I love you so much"

12, "What am I to you?" "You are my cage" "Huh?" "So I can put the bird in."

13, "I'm a little tired of my present life, I just want to live a simple life", "What life" and "a daily life"

14, "I did badly in the exam today", "Why" and "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you"

15, "Don't you know this math problem?" "Hmm" "Then kiss me quickly"

16, "Let me ask you a question, little sister. Do you run fast?" "No, why?" "That's good, so I can catch up with you."

17, "I ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are?" "long coat" "wrong! You are the only one in my heart. "

18, "Do you know what it's like to go to heaven?" "I don't know." "Do you want to know?" "OK" "Then you can be my girlfriend and I will spoil you."

19, "I never reply to others in cold weather", "Then why did you reply to me every second" and "Because you are not others"

20. "There are two kinds of people in the world, men and women, and you are not one of them." "Then I am" and "You are my woman."

2 1, "Can you count it for me?" "Huh?" What is 250 times 4 plus 38 minus 17.8686? It's 520. 13 14. I love you too.

Deceptive routine dialogue question and answer

1, this is my new windproof lighter. You can't blow out your lighter. Wind and fart.

Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I didn't. Why? Because I like to hug you.

I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a dog. Listen, you forgot.

I ask you a question, and you just need to answer it, you know? Okay, you're stupid. Does your family know? No ... I know ... You know what?

5. "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

Are you my best friend? Yes, I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends. ...

7. What are you doing? I told the most beautiful woman in the world that I was sorry, but she never called me back, so I have to tell you.

8. Is there a number greater than 1? Is there a number greater than 100? Is there anyone more stupid than you?

9. A key costs three yuan and three keys cost ten yuan. Do you match it? What do you deserve? How many do you deserve?

10. Do you think it's naughty for boys to paint their nails?

1 1. Baby, huh? Baby, what's wrong? I am your tree.

12. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"? The answer is yes, you are a big pig, and vice versa.

Chatting deceptive routines funny jokes

1, I don't know. He ignored me again. Later he told me why she kept playing with other boys. Then I smiled, and I knew she was happy.

No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

3. Freud can't analyze you any more. He can only describe you with one of China's most famous words: cheap.

If growling can solve the problem, donkeys will rule the world. This is the most classic sentence I have seen this year. -control your emotions and speak softly.

5. "My mobile phone is dead." "Can we find a hotel to charge for a while?"

6. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.

7. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

8. Let's make a bet. If you lose, you are my girlfriend, if I lose, I am your boyfriend.