A complete collection of Chinese jokes

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& gt 1, I don't believe yes, I don't believe in evil, I don't believe in happiness, but I believe in you! & gt

& gt I don't believe in good, evil and happiness, but I believe in you! & gt

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& gt2. I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ... >

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& gt3. I have seen you in Bai, on the road, by the forgotten river, beside Sansheng Stone, and on Naihe Bridge. & gt

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& gt Bai, I have never regretted what I have done in my life. But if I can start over, I will never fall in love with you again! & gt

& gt& gt& gt5, Bai, do you think that death can save everything? I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but everything turned out to be false. People who love me die for me, but people I love want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but ... God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can turn back now? & gt

& gt I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. I used to think I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those I love want me to die. The people I trusted betrayed me. The people I depended on abandoned me. I don't need anything, I don't want anything, I just want to live simply But God is forcing me, and you are forcing me! Do you think I can turn back now? & gt

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& gt6, I curse you in the name of God, this life, forever. Neither old nor dead, neither hurt nor destroyed. & gt

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& gt7. I 103 Sword 17 Cave, covered with scars. There's not a place you haven't given me. Sixteen years in prison, plus these two lives, I have paid off everything I owe you. I lost my mind and Gong Ling was destroyed. From now on, I want to break up with you! & gt

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& gt Bai, in fact, you never believed me. You only trust your own eyes. & gt

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& gt9. If I can, I would rather give my life in exchange, as long as I can do it all over again. First of all, I will return to myself and become a small stone around him. & gt

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& gt 10, I have worked hard for so many years, but I still don't understand you. Now, I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. & gt

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& gt 1 1. Sister, you are tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your breasts are a little small ... >

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& gt 12, lovely baby. She is used to excitement, and she hates loneliness. Without someone to take care of it, a person will be miserable. Since she loves you so much, will you go with her? & gt

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& gt 13, if you voluntarily sleep with me for one night, I will leave you alone, ok? & gt

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& gt 14, Bamboo Dye, with him alone. Over the years, whether in the wild or after becoming a demon god, he always accompanied me to live alone in the most bitter time. The six realms have nothing to do, but he is very important to me. & gt

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& gt 15, ridiculous, the six realms are arrogant because of me, and the people are charcoal because of me, with blood like rivers and seas and mountains of bones. But I really killed myself, but only eleven people. & gt

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& gt 16, in my world, no one can ever compare with him. & gt

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& gt 17, now, you are still stubborn! Where there is love, you love your persistence. You are the king of a country, and you are proud and conceited. You just can't stand the sense of loss that you can't get. There are good people around who don't cherish it and always chase the fantasy of clouds in the sky. What have you been through with me? What do you know about me? The simple side makes you ignore the people around you who have been risking their lives with you for decades. Keep talking about love. Do people like you really know what love is? Touch your heart and see who you really love! & gt

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& gt 1, she, from today, is my long-term apprentice in Bai. I only accept one apprentice in this life for nothing. & gt

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& gt2. How can you be so cruel? Let me kill you myself and leave me alone? If you want something, just say it. Right or wrong, I will give it to you. Love for you, for your people. If the six realms fall, what do we care? Do we care if these people live or die? I will take you anywhere you want. Just don't leave me ... >

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& gt3. Bones, go home with your master. & gt

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& gt4. I won't live long, I'm not in the Six Realms, I'm not in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. & gt

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& gt5. I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me what I live. & gt

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& gt6. What is fate? Even the demon god is my apprentice in Bai. As long as I am her master, I will be responsible for her and everything she has done. & gt

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& gt7. As a demon god, it is wrong to have the power of the demon god. & gt

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& gt8. Hua is a sinner who has been in the world for a long time, but he is actually my apprentice in Bai. I was lax in discipline, and the following punishments were all carried out by myself. & gt

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& gt9. The evil disciple Hua made a big mistake. Fortunately, he was saved in time, which prevented the demon god from being born and causing great disaster. Those seventeen soul-snatching nails are the punishment of Changliu Mountain for her and the world. And this abolished her 10 1 sword, which was my master's discipline for his disciples. Although it is not enough to repay and make up for her mistakes, she has been able to tell her to think for herself. Fairies are merciful, even demons will be given a chance to do good if they can put down their butcher knives. She is still young and has not been able to distinguish right from wrong. It was my poor Christian who made her go the wrong way by accident. At the original meeting, I made a solemn oath in front of the fairy to teach her well, but now this has happened. It's your father's fault that you don't teach. It's your lax teaching and your teacher's laziness. I'm sorry for Liu Xian, and I'm even more sorry for all sentient beings in the six realms. I should be punished with her. & gt

Bones: Master, why are there so many cracks in the little bell? & gt

& gt Bai: Because it was accidentally broken by a very stupid person. & gt

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& gt 1, Bai, if you dare to hurt her for one of your apprentices, I will kill you. If you dare to hurt her for everyone, I will kill everyone! & gt

& gt Hua, if you dare to hurt her for your sect, I will kill your whole sect. If you destroy her, I will slaughter people all over the world! & gt

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& gt2. Little guy, why do you think I look so good? & gt

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& gt3, I can't protect her, and I can't protect you, but how can I not report electrocuting? Don't stop me until I kill them both, then kill Bai, and then kill all the fairies in the celestial world to avenge her and you ... >

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& gt4. Everyone has an obsession, and my wish is to protect one thing. First her, then you. However, I have the most beautiful face in the world all my life, but I have no ability to protect what I love. I lost. I totally lost. But little guy, you have to believe that my sister really likes you ... >

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& gt5. I finally gave my first kiss. Hehe, a kiss from a beautiful woman won't be given easily ... Remember me, little guy ... >

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& gt6. Fool, do you think that I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man. Seeing this, I was completely in tears. I like killing buildings! ! )& gt

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& gt 1, these tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun. & gt

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& gt2, Bones-Don't look! & gt

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& gt3, Bones, don't die. Listen to me. Don't die. Love yourself even if no one in the world loves you ... >

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& gt4. In this world, nothing needs to be paid. Those radishes are the price for you to see me. And what you want to know from me, whether it is the truth or the news, is determined by its value. You have paid, I will give you an answer, but is it fair? " & gt

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& gt5. Wait for me. When I come back, I will definitely come back again. Don't be afraid, believe me ... >

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& gt6. It's easy to untie, as long as you kiss me ... >

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& gt7: Enough, Bones. Your last kiss has paid off all the debts you owe an ugly brother. And for this kiss, I, Oriental Yuqing, from now on, I will give you everything and do everything I can for you. & gt

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& gt8, countless thoughts have finally been reduced to such a simple sentence-Bones, I will take you home ... >

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& gt9. Bai, there is nothing in this world that I can't get involved in. How long do you think a small wilderness can keep me? I have to bring the bones back from the wild and let you know! What is life! & gt

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& gt 1, what do you mean, stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gan Kun! & gt

& gt2. Don't press me with Master! You already punished her! I don't care if she is right or wrong! Let her go. & gt

& gt Nan Wuyue: Don't think that killing me will make the world peaceful. It won't end so easily. Bai, just wait and see. Nothing can escape my control, even if I die, it will definitely make these six realms restless. Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ... >

& gt Qingshui: Yes! I don't want you out! I want you trapped for life! Shuofeng died because of you, so many disciples died because of you! Now even the eleventh brother has been killed by you! Hua! You are a monster! You are a scourge! Why not stay where you belong and reflect! Also come out to harm people! Now the sweet baby is dead, and so is the eleventh brother! It's all your fault! Why? Why? I have been waiting for XuanYuanLang for sixteen years! It's hard to wait until he gives up on you! Obviously, as long as it is a few days late, as long as it is a few days late, we will get married! Why! Why did sweet baby let you out at this time? Last time you were exiled to the wild, it seemed that he would accept me, but everything changed after you came back! Everything has changed! Growing up, you are stronger than me in everything, and you will rob me of everything! Master wants to rob me! Even my lover tried to rob me! What do I owe you in this life! You will take away the hearts of everyone around me! ? & gt

& gt Mo Bingxian: Don't be silly. No one is pathetic and worthless. Forget him, forget him, I'll take you away, don't care about this shit world, don't be a demon god, I'll take you away ... >

& gt Bamboo Dye: Are women ridiculous? Always willing to gamble everything just to prove that you love her. What is more sad is that Hua is willing to be hurt by you again when she knows the result, just to see how important she is in her heart. In fact, where can you have a little sympathy and pity for her? You feel sorry for your guilt, but over the years, you only stick to what you think is right and never put yourself in her shoes. Now, you will always protect the world you bought with the life of the person you love the most. & gt