Are there any jokes about attributive clauses?

I wonder if you want a humorous short sentence with attributive clauses? The following sentences are all interesting, but only the ninth sentence contains attributive clauses.

Excuse me! I did my best.

Humorous English sentences

1) Money is not everything. There is a MasterCard & visa.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

One should love animals. They are so delicious.

One should love animals, they are so tasty. 3) Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

4) Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

6) Every man should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Smart people never get married, but once they get married, they become smart.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't put off the work until tomorrow, you can put it off today.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

10) Love is very photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate. (Foreigners are also more conservative, so they have to do things in the dark, haha)

1 1) children in the back seat cause accidents. The accident in the back seat caused the child. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

12) "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

13) There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

"Hard work will never kill you." But why take the risk? "

"Hard work will never die!" But I won't prove it with myself.

15) "Work fascinates me." I can watch it for hours! "

"Work is really interesting!" Especially watching others work.

16) God made relatives; Thank God, we can choose our friends.

God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gives you the space to choose your friends.

Two people together, the result is three people! Two people are unstable, but three people are!

Clothes are like trimmed fences. It not only protects the premise, but also does not limit the vision. Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.

19) The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why study?

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why study?