A few hilarious jokes, the more the better, hilarious!

My sister and brother-in-law met on a blind date. My brother-in-law said to his sister on a blind date in the army, "I am ugly and have no money." You know in the army, the culture is not high. They are all rude men. Are you sure you want to talk to me? " My sister thought for half an hour and said, "Ugliness doesn't matter. You can make money without money. I know this situation in the army, and it is the last one. After we talk about the object, you should stop fucking men. "

Today, I saw my friend's signature: if justice is needed, there is a word. Don't understand, ask humbly. She gave me a godlike answer: yours is mine and mine is mine. .

When the couple quarreled, the man was scolded and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite fierce when you quarreled!" " "The woman smiled proudly, and the man also smiled:" What's so good about being so flat? "

In the park, a group of seven or eight-year-old children are playing games. A dark-skinned boy made another white and gentle boy cry, but the little girl on the side couldn't stand it and asked, "How do you bully people!" " "Black boy rightfully replied," you don't understand! This boy is the most beautiful when he cries! "

A man will quarrel with his wife and go back to his father's house later. Learn to be smart. Notebooks, sweatshirts, toothpaste and soap are all weak points! Listen carefully and bring: her cosmetic bag, her night cotton, her passport, shampoo and shower gel, and the water heater switch. Change all the discs, remove her Taobao account, remove the host memory, and then go back to dad's house with peace of mind! I can't believe that she doesn't know where she is wrong ~ ~

No taste joke 12 constellation to eat together, Gemini to tell you about adventure bragging B, someone at the next table challenges. Lions shout at top of voice, Aries lifts the table and rushes over, Pisces is crying, Cancer hugs her to comfort her, Libra is in a circle, virgins stand far away, water bottles are drunk, strippers are on the side, Taurus makes a bitter face to calculate how much to pay, shooter is making Weibo, Capricorn looks at his watch impatiently, and Scorpio walks behind the man with a knife.

Getting up has become an important reason for the collapse of family ties between parents and children, the breakdown of the relationship between cohabiting couples and the murder of dormitory roommates. Initiate an initiative "shh! Let him sleep. Don't wake the sleeping person. Every time you walk away quietly, it is possible to save a family and a love. No, it's time. I'm still sleeping. I opened the curtains. Gee, look at the sun. Get up quickly and there will be no harm.

In the street, I saw two women standing under a tree, holding hands and looking at each other firmly and uneasily. One asked: Are you ready? The other nodded nervously: OK ... OK. "So, go?" "hmm!" " 1……2……3!" Then they held their heads and ran through the scorching sun into the shadow of the next tree, paused and ran into the shadow again …

So at the foot of my bed, I want to drink noodle soup. Jiang Nanan spring breeze is green, when will the bright moon bake cold noodles? People are thinner than yellow flowers, and they still remember pot-wrapped meat. Xiao-he just showed his sharp corner when he saw the bean braised ribs. Frosty night, pine nuts and corn. When you ask about the date of return, stew the stupid chicken with hazelnuts. I advised god to cheer up, pancake fruit with chicken fillet. We hope to fly in heaven, and two birds will be one and sit on the street for a barbecue.

It is said that the most brilliant breakthrough in life is the first half of the college entrance examination. At this time, you know the operation principle of celestial bodies, the reaction between organic and inorganic, the elliptic hyperbola before, and the mixed biosphere after. You can speak English outside and learn ancient Chinese inside. You can get the sequence, you can trace it back to China for five thousand years, and you can learn about music and art, computer and martial arts folk vice. Now, besides playing,