Roll-foot joke

A tiger caught a cold and wanted to eat a panda. "You have a cold," cried the panda. Why do you want to eat me? " The tiger said: "the advertisement says that you should eat white and black when you have a cold!" " "

Lao Zhang sells women's shoes online, and his business is good. One day, the beauty sent photos of her legs and feet directly and asked Lao Zhang to match her with a pair of boots and shoes according to the appearance of her legs and feet. Lao Zhang did it happily, and the beauty was very satisfied. The next day, Lao Zhang added a new business item on the website: selling bras.

At the final exam, the teacher ordered the students to hand in their papers, and they all did. A student studies hard. The teacher said, "You don't have to write about this classmate any more. I won't accept your test paper! " The student came to the teacher with a test paper and said, "Do you know who I am?" "The teacher said," I don't know, I don't care who you are, I won't accept it anyway! The boy smiled, stuffed the test paper into a pile of test papers and made a mess, then fled the scene.

My son did something wrong and was scolded by his mother. He cried for a long time, but he couldn't persuade him! Mom really had no choice but to give up. After a while, my son stopped crying. Mother asked angrily, "Why don't you cry?" The son's words made his mother laugh: "I have a rest!" " "

There is a mother and son in the car, and the child is still wearing open-backed pants. The child has been talking, and everyone thinks he is cute. The child suddenly asked his mother, "Why does the elder sister across the street keep staring at my little JJ?" Then he heard everyone laughing, and the girl opposite (about 20 years old) blushed. The climax of the comedy is that his mother said, "My sister didn't watch you, but others watched too much." Just watching a group of people hold back their internal injuries.

See if your girlfriend is corrupt from a magazine and ask her what is the antonym of "attack"? If she answers "defense", it means normal; If I want to "accept" that obviously rotten girl, one day I suddenly remembered and asked my wife what is the antonym of "attack"? The answer is "Mom!" ... well, it seems that I didn't express myself clearly. This is an "attack". Her answer completely convinced me that this dog-like test was completely unreliable ... She said, "Yes, the mother of the hen!" "

The Tang Priest was caught by a banshee and tied up in a cave. The Tang Priest asked, "Where is the patroness?" The banshee stripped off her clothes and said, "You lick me." The Tang Priest said, "I'll do as you say." Tang Priest licked it and said, "Delicious!" The banshee showed her true colors and said, "I am a chicken essence.