Humorous quotations when drinking.

Humorous quotations when drinking. In present life, many people like to reduce their stress and relax by drinking. Wine has a deep cultural background. There are many classic quotations about wine since ancient times, so do you know any humorous quotations when drinking?

Humorous quotations when drinking 1 1, there are few friends in the wine, drink as much as you can, and run away when you can't drink.

I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

3, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and friends pay attention.

4, a drink of 92, focus on training.

5, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

7. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, ten thousand water Qian Shan total feeling, drink less.

10, if you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough. Those who can drink two taels can drink five taels, and such friends can be cultivated. You can drink half a catty or one catty. This kind of buddy is the most intimate. Can drink a catty and a bucket, and later promoted to vice president. If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

1 1, drinking and singing, life geometry.

12, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

13, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

16, wine gives courage, and wine makes people sad.

17, heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

18, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get.

19, people can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?

20, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

2 1, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

22, no drinking, no future.

23, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

24, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.

25. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

26, today's wine is drunk today, pour the stove and drink cold water.

27, excited. Heart, shake hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly.

28, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

29. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

30, spicy wine, beer as tea.

3 1, time flies, and it was hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at the age of 100?

32. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

33. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

34. If others don't know, unless you drink.

35. To make the guests drink well, drink well first.

Humorous quotations when drinking 2 1, alas, so you won't get drunk. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

2. Don't talk nonsense after drinking! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make phone calls indiscriminately, and don't send WeChat indiscriminately. Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

3, wine is not intoxicating, the key lies in the right atmosphere.

It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

5, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate!

When a young man leaves home, he will go home. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

7. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who drinks, you drink, I drink, now who is afraid of who drinks?

10, the average woman doesn't drink, but the women who drink are unusual.

1 1. Friends have thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

12, it is better to doze off than to be drunk.

13, drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

14, brothers are thousands of miles apart. You should do it with this cup.

15, women generally don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

16, two cups a day, it is uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

17, who respects the leadership, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

18, emotional iron, drinking.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

2 1, stand up if you can't reach the food.

22, feeling thin, can't drink.

23, seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

24. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to call your wife for three days!

25, there is a rotten hole in the stomach, it is better to call a seam.

26. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

27, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

28. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

29, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

30. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

3 1, half awake and half drunk, meet again in my dream.

32. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

33. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

34. When called, you can drink when you come, but don't get drunk, get drunk without chaos, get confused without falling, but don't sleep.

35, drunk driving, promotion is still early.

36, drink not drunk liquor, can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

37, my ass is lifted and I am drunk again.

38. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

39. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

40, two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

Humorous quotations 3 1 when drinking, exhausted physically and mentally, just want to get drunk. No matter how much you do, it is a burden. Only when you are drunk will you not be tired.

But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing.

3, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

4. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.

5. Memory is a bitter and sweet wine.

6. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

7. I will never drink alone again before I forget you. I'm afraid I can't help calling again, which will make you angry.

8, people walk the rivers and lakes, can not do without wine; How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

9. I have been brave for too long and decided to live alone for you.

10, when will you drink it again when it reaches the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

1 1, lanling wine tulip, jade bowl filled with amber light. But I got the host drunk and didn't know where it was.

12, the sorrow has been broken, drunk for no reason. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.

13, the saddest thing in a person's life is that when you want to find someone to drink, you find in vain that there is no friend around you. How miserable!

14, wine is just one cup after another, but the heart is not drunk and drunk again.

15, women generally don't drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.

16, someone asked, why do you prefer drinking to smoking? I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

17, a blend of hearts, refreshing a little, sipping tasting, lingering and intoxicated.

18, luminous glass of wine, I advise you to drink pipa immediately. Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times?

19, wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

20, a few friends are drunk very simply, and it doesn't matter if one person is drunk. I don't know if this is self-mockery or comfort.

2 1, a person will never come to me again even after drinking. People who have no time to say their deep love quietly tell the wind that you want to be happy, and I am here with you!

22. Sometimes, I don't expect someone who can drink to accompany me. If someone can accompany me, even if I don't say a word.

23. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.

24. Drinking alcohol hurts the liver and smoking a cigarette hurts the lungs, which is better than being sad.

25. It doesn't matter whether you are suitable or not. The most important thing is to be interested. Otherwise, if we don't have the same language, we will still feel lonely even together.

26, a cup of restaurant in Wan Li, not happy.

27. I am drunk, but I am sober. I think you're alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go.

28. I drink a pot of wine from the flowers alone. No one is with me. Raise my cup, I invite the bright moon, which brings me its shadow and makes us three people.

29. Love is like two people drinking at the same table, I propose a toast, you are free, that's all.

30. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. When I am drunk, I feel worse. Don't drink in the future.

3 1, drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

32, good wine to drink every day, drink red eyes to drink bad stomach, drink soft hands and feet, drink memory greatly reduced.

33. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for a complete indulgence. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.

If I am alone at home now, I may drink and sleep and forget all my troubles for a while. That may be a good dream.

35. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

36, streamer is easy to throw people, red cherries, green bananas.

37, leisurely, red wine beauty, wine fragrance with endless drunkenness, drunk but not drunk.

I don't like drinking, and he won't let me drink. Tell me; Either you can drink well or you don't drink at all.

Don't drink alone, it will hurt your stomach. Don't smoke alone, it will hurt your lungs. Don't wait for him any longer. Very sad.

40. Smoking is a lonely number. Drinking is a sad indulgence.

4 1, a person, a person doing things, a person lonely, a person drinking.

42, the pain of boys is wine, and the pain of girls is tears!

43. I began to like the kind where a person is drunk, so that I can force myself not to think about you.

44, Hai Xia spring tide, sailing thousands of miles. Untitled sand white autumn wind sent me to the wine country, and the beauty was drunk in spring.

45. The song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

46. One cries and one laughs. One drinks and one makes trouble.

47. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

48. In the past year, Mars had a good time, and the fairy got drunk when she got off the boat. Poetry falls with the grass, and the wine is wide.

49. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while a good drinker gives up drinking to bury something deep in his heart.

50. I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called when I was drunk.