Old people's jokes

There are many old people's jokes. Seeing jokes is good for your health. I think this sentence is right. Haha ~ ~ ~ Here are some jokes. You seem to laugh, too.

1. Two old people in the retirement center are sitting on a bench under a tree. One of them said to the other, "skinny, I'm 83 years old now, but I feel sore all over." I know you are as old as me. How do you feel? "

Slim replied, "I feel like a newborn baby."

"Really? Just like a newborn baby! "

"yes. No hair, no teeth, I think I just peed my pants. "

2. An elderly couple is eating at another couple's house. After eating, the wife left the table and went to the kitchen. Two gentlemen were talking. One said, "Last night, we went to a new restaurant. It was really good. I highly recommend it. Another man said, "What's the name of the restaurant? The first man thought and thought, and finally said, "What's the name of the flower you gave to your beloved?" Which one is red and prickly? ""do you mean roses? " The man replied, "Yes, that's right. Then he turned to the kitchen and shouted, "Ross, what was the name of the restaurant we went to last night?"

The hospital stipulates that discharged patients must be in wheelchairs. However, as an intern nurse, I found an old gentleman sitting on the bed with clothes on and a suitcase at his feet. He insisted that he could leave the hospital without my help. I explained to him that rules are rules, and he reluctantly let me push him into the elevator in a wheelchair.

On the way, I asked his wife if she would pick him up. "I don't know," he said. "She is still changing her hospital gown in the bathroom upstairs."

A 90-year-old couple both have memory problems. During a physical examination, the doctor told them that they were in good health, but they might start writing something to help them remember. That night, while watching TV, the old man stood up from his chair. "I went to the kitchen. What do you want? " He asked. "Can you give me a bowl of ice cream?" "Of course." "Don't you think you should write it down, www.qiangxie.cn, so you won't forget?" She asked. "No, I can remember. You want strawberry ice cream. " "I also like cream. I believe you will forget and write it down? " She said.

He said angrily, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!" " Strawberries and milk ice cream. Oh, my God! Then he walked slowly into the kitchen. About 20 minutes later, the old man came out of the kitchen and gave his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. Staring at it for a while, she asked, "Where's my toast?"