Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Composition My grandpa
Composition My grandpa
My grandfather 1 My grandfather is almost 80 years old, with gray hair, small eyes, long ears and wrinkles on his face, but he is healthy. I love my grandfather very much, and I like listening to his stories and jokes best.
One night in the summer vacation, we were sitting outside chatting, and grandpa told us a joke.
In ancient times, there was a family who wrote a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year, which read: Many people are ill and few are rich. Zuo Lian said: the wine jar is good for vinegar urn and acid urn. The right couplet says: raising pigs is better than killing a mountain rat. He happily posted couplets on the door, and some uneducated people passed by his door. They laughed their heads off when they saw the words written on the couplets. It turns out that they regard couplets as: many people are ill and less money. This wine can just sour the jealousy. It is better to kill a mountain rat than to keep a pig.
After hearing this story, we also laughed our heads off.
This story tells us that whether it is modern or ancient, it is very important to fully understand the characters, otherwise it will make a joke.
My grandfather is really something. His jokes are so learned. I love my grandpa.
My grandpa My grandpa has a pair of big eyes, a big nose, a big mouth and a pair of skillful hands.
One day I went to grandpa's house to play, and when I came in, I saw him drinking. I said to him, Grandpa, why are you drinking again? Drinking is harmful to your health. Grandpa listened and said, OK, OK, I won't drink any more. I'm glad to hear the news. A few days later, I went to grandpa's house to play. Grandpa didn't drink, but he started smoking. I said to him, why don't you smoke or drink? Smoking is more harmful than alcohol. Grandpa didn't speak. After another week or so, I went to my grandpa's house to play, and grandpa was not at home. I asked grandma where grandpa went. Grandma told me that grandpa went to the hospital to see a doctor. I thought grandpa must have smoked and drunk again, otherwise he wouldn't get sick. After a while, grandpa came back. I asked grandpa, have you been smoking and drinking again? Grandpa nodded. Grandpa has stopped drinking and smoking since then.
My favorite person is my grandfather.
My grandpa My grandpa is 65 years old. Because of his long face, I secretly gave him a nickname, Grandpa Horse Face.
Grandpa has a pair of slender eyes. Whenever he closes his eyes and opens them again, his upper eyelid and lower eyelid will stick together.
My grandfather likes watching TV very much. But he is the coward who is most afraid of grandma. Grandma has something to go out, and grandpa dances happily like a child. Hey, hey, she finally went out, so I can watch TV all morning! He turned on the TV as he spoke. I tuned a martial arts film and watched it with relish. I watched, and there appeared on the screen: two chivalrous men with long swords. They fought fiercely, and one person was injured ... I was really scared and wanted to hide in grandpa's arms. No, grandpa suddenly jumped up from the sofa and shouted, come on! Kill him! You bad guy! Just then, there was the sound of opening the door outside the house. It's grandma coming back. Grandpa quickly turned off the TV and went to grandma with a smile on his face. It's unnatural: you came back. Grandma looked at Grandpa and asked, Did you watch TV at home? Who said that? No, grandpa and Jin Yong quarreled. Do you think grandpa saw it? Grandma asked me when she walked into the house. Grandpa saw that grandma didn't pay attention, so he winked at me quickly. Seeing that grandpa was so pitiful, I quickly said, no, no.
This is my grandfather!
My grandpa 4 My grandpa is almost 80, with gray hair, small eyes, long ears and wrinkles on his face, which means he is old, but he is healthy. I love my grandfather very much, and I like listening to his stories and jokes best.
One night in the summer vacation, we were sitting outside chatting, and grandpa told us a joke.
In ancient times, there was a family who wrote a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year, which read: Many people are ill and few are rich. Zuo Lian said: the wine jar is good for vinegar urn and acid urn. The right couplet says: raising pigs is better than killing a mountain rat. He happily posted couplets on the door, and some uneducated people passed by his door. They laughed their heads off when they saw the words written on the couplets. It turns out that they regard couplets as: many people are ill and less money. This wine can just sour the jealousy. It is better to kill a mountain rat than to keep a pig.
After hearing this story, we also laughed our heads off.
This story tells us that whether it is modern or ancient, it is very important to fully understand the characters, otherwise it will make a joke.
My grandfather is really something. His jokes are so learned. I love my grandpa.
Composition My Grandpa 5 I have a good grandfather, who is very enthusiastic and always loves to help others.
I remember once, grandpa was exercising in the park when he suddenly heard a child crying. He looked inside and saw a little girl of three or four years old crying. Grandpa immediately ran forward, leaned over and asked, little sister, what's wrong with you? The little girl sobbed and said, I played with my mother, and her mother is gone. Grandpa looked at the little girl with a runny nose and tears all over her face and knew what was going on. The little girl was separated from her mother. So, grandpa quickly touched his pocket, and finally took out a white napkin from his coat pocket, gently wiped the little girl's tears and nose, and coaxed her to say, don't cry, grandpa will help you find your mother! Then grandpa took the little girl to the broadcast center in the park. With the help of the staff, the little girl's mother came soon and told her grandfather that there are still many good people in the world. I don't know how to thank you! Grandpa just waved the hand that had helped many people and said, you're welcome. How can an adult let go of a child's hand? Go and play! Say that finish, grandpa quickly disappeared into the crowd like nothing, and continued to exercise.
My grandfather is really an enthusiastic grandfather!
My grandpa 6 My grandpa's name is Li Zeguang. I don't know why I call him that name, but it will definitely mean something. Grandpa has bright eyes and shiny hair, which seems to be covered with snow. Grandpa is about 1.7 meters tall. It weighs about 75 kilograms. Grandpa is very kind. Basically, he has never been angry, especially with me. Grandpa basically agrees with everything I say. I want to buy food, grandpa buys it for me, I want to buy drinks, and grandpa buys it for me.
Grandpa's greatest advantage is that he is hardworking and can bear hardships. Grandpa gets up at four or five every morning, and after breakfast, he goes to the vegetable greenhouse to grow vegetables. One is going home at 9 o'clock or 10. Very tired, very hard. Grandpa sometimes goes out to sell vegetables and comes back very late. We are all waiting for him to have dinner together. Grandpa went out to sell vegetables several times and came to our house for a few days near Zhengzhou. This kind of farm work is really hard. I admire grandpa's perseverance, and I want to learn from him.
Grandpa has been in good health recently, and he has never been seriously ill until now. I don't know what happened. Maybe it's because of growing a greenhouse to exercise.
Grandpa likes playing poker. Basically, he goes every night until 12 pm.
I like my grandfather very much, and I hope he will live a long and healthy life forever. This is my good grandfather.
- Related articles
- What are your expectations for the reality show "The Most Powerful Man"?
- A joke you can't see at dinner.
- Good morning: don't think I am arrogant and indifferent, but your love is too thin.
- What variety show is good to watch when you are unhappy?
- The joke on your foot
- The woman who once said "I won't marry without a bride price of 500,000 yuan" now posts 500,000 yuan. Does anyone want it?
- How to decorate the wedding room
- What is the reason why Zheng Zhuang's stewed fat residue is not rotten?
- Did Liu Er's macaque really die in the end? Why do some people say that the Monkey King is dead?
- My daughter Jelly Lin is very interesting.