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One word should be used to describe each academic year of the four years of university. It is best to match the youthful activities of college students.

After four years of college, I feel that people have changed a lot. I already consider myself a veteran, and I know I am a veteran. Now let’s examine the various changes in the university and the years we have experienced together. Are there any traces of the gradual change of our youth here?

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1. Place occupation

Freshman year : (Ask cautiously) Classmate, is there no one next to you?

Sophomore year: Without any explanation, the goddess spread out the placeholders in a random fashion, and one person took N positions at once.

Junior: (Seeing someone taking the position he occupied, he frowned and walked over, but he still said politely) Classmate, are you going back soon?

Senior: "Who is so annoying that you dare to compete with me for a seat?" (Pop, I threw someone else's seat book onto the desk.)

2. Reading

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Freshman year: Every second counts, continue the glorious tradition of the college entrance examination, go to 12 o'clock, and determine not to waste four years.

Sophomore year: Counting the birds outside the window tiredly and thinking about something. study? That’s it!

Junior year: Sitting in the last row (to my friend) "Stop reading, I'm bored, come with me to go shopping for something." "No, just go for a walk after reading this page. ( Seeing my girlfriend pouting, I quickly rewarded her with a kiss to encourage her to study)

Senior: Hey, time is running out, what else should I read? Let’s go out and talk together. !

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3. Buy fruit

Big 1: (asked) “You are a freshman, right? "How do you know?" "(He looks like he admires the fruit shop owner)

Sophomore: Go to more stores to compare prices!

Junior: (Threateningly) "Are you cheap? The price over there is lower than your asking price! ”

Senior: “3 yuan 5? 3 yuan!” It’s an old business, the same price! ”

4. Eating

Freshman: The food here is so unique. I don’t call them cauliflower, so I have to change my name to cauliflower.

Sophomore: The food in the cafeteria is too bad. Let’s go upstairs and order food.

Junior: (He asked some of his companions in a headache) “Which restaurant are you going to eat at today? What to order? There is nothing good to eat nearby! "I heard that Red Sun's fast food is good." I think we might as well just eat at Red Sun on a monthly basis like others. ”

Senior: “Now that I have found a job, of course I want to treat myself to a treat. Let’s go to the delicious restaurant run by our fellow Northeasterner to eat beef and potatoes. "

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5. Washing clothes

Freshman year: " Why did you put so much washing powder? "I haven't washed it before. How do I know how much to put in?" "(The third person interjected and suggested) "Your home is not far away, so just save it and go home to wash it for your mother. ”

Sophomore year: “It’s so cold in winter, what should I wash with?” Just send it to the laundry room. ”

Junior: “Why are there men’s shirts hanging outside our window?” ” (Someone took the initiative to explain enthusiastically and sighed) “Of course it’s X1’s fault, she is such a good wife and mother, and she also takes care of X2’s (X1’s boyfriend)’s laundry!

Senior: (talking to himself to a piece of clothing made of 100% pure wool) I don’t even know how to wash such expensive interview clothes, so I’d better not wear them at ordinary times!

6. Love

Freshman: (said shyly) "A handsome guy asked me to watch a movie." (All the remaining roommates immediately came over enthusiastically) "Really? I Let me take a look with you and help you check it.

Sophomore: “Hey, stop looking at that girl. Are you going to chase her or not?” If you don’t want to, I will! ”

Junior year: (Weekend) It’s a pity that there are two pairs of mandarin ducks in the dormitory, leaving me alone in the empty room and sighing.

Senior year: It’s funny, you just proposed to start with me at this time , I can’t take the postgraduate entrance examination and stay with you, are you kidding me?

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7. Travel

Freshman: They come in groups and scare away all the boys.

Sophomore: I have a regular companion for meals and travel.

Junior year: Except for going out early and coming home late with my boyfriend, it is difficult to have same-sex outings

Senior year: Try to take time out from your busy schedule to be among the public and be with different people. The scene of freshmen traveling in groups is repeated again (although it is not common)

8. Accommodation

Freshman: Eat together, live together and work together.

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Sophomore year: Looking for "support (GRE, TOEFL)" fellow travelers to live together and work towards the same goal.

Junior year: "Why doesn't XX come back?" "(The roommate responded) "I went to sleep with my boyfriend. ”

Senior: “Why can’t I even see anyone?” "Hey, those who are taking the postgraduate entrance examination, those who are looking for a job are looking for a job, and those who are enjoying love are enjoying love." (Sigh) Everyone is busy! ”