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Seek not to be crazy, seek not to exist, all four scripts ~ ~ ~ remember that they are all ... it is best to have scripts from other radio dramas to solve them.
S 1 Late at night, Ye Zhen's house.
Yan Yang fell asleep on the floor, Ye Zhen opened the door and came in, and Yan Yang wriggled.
(pats) Yan (yān) Yang, lying on the bed.
Yan Yang: (awakened in a daze) Um ... Master, you just got back ... [climbs back to bed].
[Lens continuous switching] ① Ye Zhen walks back and forth ② takes a bath ③ turns over books ④ watches TV ⑤ smokes.
Ye: Yang, are you awake?
Yan: (asleep, lisping) ... Teacher Tao, Teacher Tao is awake. ......
Ye: How do you know?
Yan: ... He came out to torture me just now. .....
Ye: (Integrity) This child is really bad. He won't let others sleep unless he sleeps.
Yan: (vaguely echoing) Just ... Just ... (going back to sleep)
Ye: I'm going to education. (Not bad enough) [Running to knock gently] Tao Ke? Tauko [There is no answer, Ye Zhen gently pushed open the door, walked over and pulled a bench to sit beside Taoke] What's the little childe thinking?
Tao: (covering the quilt) Revenge plan.
Ye: While smiling while covering her mouth, she suddenly asked in Ann's ear) Is it comfortable to kiss?
Tao: (lifts the quilt) Your grandmother's.
Ye: My grandmother is your great-grandmother. You have to call her old lady. || Now her old man's house is not at ease in the underworld, so she came back to ask you. How do you feel?
There was a silence. ※
Tao: I ...
Ye: (in a good mood) It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you are nervous, and it doesn't matter if you are shy or even afraid. Tauko did well today. .....
Tao: (pulls down the quilt and snaps) Who is nervous and who is afraid? !
Ye: I, I'm finished. [Taoke covers the quilt again, Ye Zhen lifts the quilt, holds his hand and gently asks] Let's do an experiment. I'm shaking your hand. Do you feel terrible? Tell the truth.
Tao: (thinking) No.
Ye: Were you scared when I kissed you just now?
Tao: (stuttering) No ... number. ......
Ye: That's good. (Laughter) It has really improved. You'll get used to it later. ||| Hold hands, hug, kiss, do it ... (Please cover your mouth with your hand ...)
Tao: (Cover your mouth with your hand, your face turns red, and the more you talk, the lower your voice becomes) Who wants to have sex with you? ..
Ye: (pulls his hand down and laughs and scolds) Touch it or not?
Tao: (stands up after the guest) You, are you still awake? I'm going to bed.
Ye: Don't sleep, talk for a while.
Tao: I am sleepy.
Ye: On such a beautiful night, how can you be sleepy with a good person like me talking with you?
Tao: I ... (words are intercepted)
Ye: I, I, I, [pulls down Tao Zi] Tao Zi, why don't you always think about things and rely more? Sometimes I wish you could go forward with one foot deep and one foot shallow like Yan (yān) Yang. At most, you hit the wall and come back crying for comfort before continuing. I don't want you to just stand and watch.
Tao: Yang ......
Ye: (analysis) and Yan (yān) Yang are more resistant to repression than you. If children are a little weaker, they will be driven crazy. You've never seen these before. Why? It's not because you have Jony J, a fat man and such careful care as me, but because you always tie yourself up. (Pause, ask) Tauko, what are you thinking? What are you afraid of? Tell me about it, too Can we talk?
Start sobbing and sniffling for a while.
Ye: (anxious) Huh? Why did you say you were crying? ......
Tao: (My repressed feelings finally broke out, and I was very fragile, crying and saying) I was afraid of many things ... the day when my parents ... finally faced them, the day when they finally threw the problem at them, and pushed them into the painful world with their own hands ... (questioned) What are they going to do? How did they accept it? How do they face their relatives and friends? What about them ... I think about them every day, so I dare not move ... I'm worried that my parents will be the last ones to force me to move ... What should I do? I ... I ... .........
Ye: (following him gently) I understand.
Tao didn't want to cry out loud, just kept sobbing.
Ye: (comforting) I was wrong. Can we stop talking? Did you sleep well? I will stay with you. [Ye Zhen hugs him tightly and covers himself with a quilt]
Tao: (Still weeping, taking a deep breath) Mm-hmm.
S2: In the evening, on campus.
-Ye Zhen met AnXiaoJia and fatty who had just had a meal for a walk, and several people said as they walked.
Ye: Two good nephews, what are you doing?
Ann Jony J: Look at the girl.
Fat man: Look at the girls.
Ye: Oh? Is there anything you like?
Fatty: Nice to meet you two.
Ann: (sarcastically) It's a pity that no one likes him.
Fat: (disdain) I don't like you either.
Ann: (bluffing) Who said that? One of them gave me a shy look.
Ye: Hehe.
Go back to AnXiaoJia's dormitory.
Ask Mr. Ye. Why can't a perfect handsome guy like me be loved?
Fat man: Cut! I'm so perfect that I haven't found anyone who is a cultural celebrity. What's your hurry?
Ye: (Guidance) That's because your understanding is biased.
Ann: Huh? What does the teacher think?
Fatty: Please teach me! Teach me! !
Ye: (laughs) First of all, your views on male images need to be corrected. (begins to deliver a lyric speech) Women are wonderful creatures. On the one hand, they sprout with awakening, on the other hand, they are eager to be plundered and conquered by power ... but this power has a premise and must be' handsome'. However, times are changing. Nowadays, the definition of handsome is no longer a knife-like line or a burly figure, but beauty, brilliance, good and evil, danger and temptation. ......
Ann: Hands up! Teacher, can I change direction?
Ye: OK, then take the elegant route.
Fat: Brother Ye, I have always been elegant.
Ye: Then you have only one last way to go, and that is the direction of beautiful teenagers. However, this beautiful boy can't just be tender and delicate. He must reveal humor and chic in the subtle euphemism of the fairy, and reveal his spirit and aura in the lightness of the fairy. ......
Ann: (sobbing) Teacher, I am 1.85 meters tall. How did I get thinner? ......
Fat: (Kuqiang) Brother Ye, how can I reduce from 175 kg to 75 kg to show the delicate willow? ......
Ye: So you have never had a girlfriend. This is the root cause.
Ann: (Stop) me!
Ye: (treacherously changing the subject) Anyway, Ann, don't you have any classes today?
Ann: (vaguely) There seems to be ... but I don't want to go ... (complaining) Anyway, it's a face project undertaken by the school. What kind of interdisciplinary elective courses for doctoral students does not affect the degree ... I won't go.
Ye: (laughs) Oh, well, then I'll go ~! [leave]
In the afternoon, a Jony J ate apples online in the dormitory?
Ann: [Cell phone rings, answer the phone] Hello?
A man: A Jony J, (gloating) you fucking skip class!
Ann: (Never mind) What about skipping? Did I skip classes less?
Man: The teacher called the roll today.
Ann: Huh? !
A man: (more gloating) The teacher also said that if you don't come today, the elective credits of this course will be zero. Of course, not much. Since September, there is one course a month, and the four courses add up to only four credits. Don't worry.
Ann: (yelling) Why don't I care! ! Everyone's dead! Why am I the only one who loses points for no reason? One point! Maybe the scholarship will drop by one point! Who is that teacher?
Man: Who? That's the eye-catching returnee. This is a beautiful one. It's called ... What's it called ... Ye? Oh, Ye Zhen! At roll call, he called' Ann Jony J' three times, and then laughed so hard that he was called a traitor. ......
-An Xiaojia suddenly tore open her schoolbag and took out the list of elective courses.
An: [Speak from the heart, read it in one breath]1Wednesday, February 7th, A Brief History of Foreign Legal System in Ye Zhen. (I didn't choke on my last breath) [Cell phone clicks to the ground]
A man: Jony J? Hello? Hello? Jony J?
S3: In the evening, Ye Zhen's house.
Ye Zhen: (voice coming from the study) Who will buy me a pack of cigarettes?
Tao Ke: [Sitting in the living room watching TV and kicking Yan Yang off the sofa] Yan (yān) Yang said he wanted to go!
Yan Yang: (with a wry smile) Yes, yes, master, I really want to go.
Ye: (sitting in front of the computer typing quickly) Good boy, there is change in the drawer of the shoe cabinet.
Yan: Oh ... (Put on your shoes slowly and make faces at Taoke while wearing them) Smelly Taoke!
Tao: (laughing and cursing) Little bastard! I am your teacher! (unnatural)
The doorbell rang, and Yan Yang opened the door without thinking, but a dark shadow suddenly bumped in and jumped out from a distance.
An Xiaojia: (pouncing on the sofa, hugging Taoke tightly and crying like a wolf) Taoke! Little tauko! Tao Xiaoke! You must make a decision for me! ! !
Tauko: (identifying) An .. Xiao Jia?
Ann: (screaming at the top of his voice, breaking gongs, a snot and a tear) Tao Ke! My good brother! My good son! Only you can save me now. For the sake of us for so many years, you can save me, or you can save me without saving me!
Tao Ke: (turning his head coldly) Yan (yān) Yang, your brother Ang forgot to take medicine again. Please send him back and tie him up. Be careful, don't hurt anyone.
Ye Zhen: (walks out) Don't send it, just do it on the spot.
Ann: (crying) Uncle Shi ~ ~ ~
Ye: You broke into my house in the middle of the night, hugged my man and beat my son. You don't seem to want to live ... Yan (yān) Yang!
Yan: (imitating soldiers) Here!
Ye: Prepare snakeskin bags.
Yan: (imitating soldiers) Yes! [Turn the cupboard, TaoKe dimly shut the door. ]
Ann: (My hair stands on end) Hey! You are not serious, are you? !
Ye: (laughs) What do you say?
Ann: (apologizes bitterly) I was wrong! I don't want that part! Bye, uncle ~ ~! Here you go, son!
Tao: What's the point?
Ye: (seriously) I won't give it to you. Education corruption is the most distressing corruption. If this is given to you, it will run counter to justice, which will definitely lead to a wider and deeper corruption, and eventually lead to social crises such as social unrest. The consequences are unimaginable!
Tao: (lazily sitting back on the sofa) Forget him. As soon as I heard your argument, I knew it was definitely no big deal.
Ann: Tauko! I am not mistaken, you are really my good brother!
Ye: Yan (yān) Yang, have you sharpened the knife?
Yan: Just waiting for you to use it.
Ann: (loudly begging for mercy) Uncle Shi! Forgive me ~
Ye: Capital crime can be avoided, but living crime can't escape.
Yan: (takes out the change from the drawer) Go downstairs and leave the community. There is a convenience store 20 meters east.
Ye: (laughs) I prefer lighter cigarettes.
Ann: (shaking the money) OK ... How despicable!
Ye: No, you're just in time. [A Jony J goes out and leaves]
Yan: (seeing him out) Thank you, Brother An! Ange, watch your step!
Ye: Yes, this is my real biography.
Yan: Hey, master, it's my turn to clean up today, but we haven't delayed it yet.
Ye: That's all right. If the smoke comes again, someone will drag it.
Yan: Master, I didn't wash the dishes either.
Ye: Don't worry, someone will wash the cigarettes when they come back.
Yan: The clothes are still hanging in the washing machine.
Ye: When the smoke comes back from someone to dry ... [running to sit down and turn on the computer and turn over the books]
A Jony J came back, and the busy lens was interspersed with: ① mopping the floor; 2 washing dishes; ③ washing machine.
An Xiaojia: I am dragging, I am dragging, I am dragging. ......................................................................................................................................................
Ye Zhen was typing, turning over a book, and a Michelle was sweating to report to him.
Ann: (panting) Hoo-hoo, Mr. Ye, Mr. Ye, I have finished all the work, so should I get my share back?
Ye: (closes the book) Are you still not dead? Ann: Of course!
Ye: (laughs) OK, here you are.
Ann: (Dog Leg) What can you do for me?
Ye: (approvingly) Lingguang is much brighter than Tao Kecong.
Ann: You always say that.
Ye Zhen stood up and closed the door of his house. ※
Ye: Come and sit down. [An Xiaojia pulls off the bench and sits down] An Xiaojia, do you know which one is China's Five Luns?
Ann: Don't underestimate me! I'm at least a doctor!
Ye: It's good to know, monarch and minister, father and son, husband and wife, brother and friend. Do you know why friends count as one?
Ann: I don't know.
Ye: Because friends are a pure emotional combination, sometimes many mental troubles, anxieties and pains can't be told to the parents in the world, not to the wife and children in the next place, but only to friends.
Ann: Well, so?
Ye: (laughs) You and Fatty are friends of Tauko. So if Tauko talks to you, I hope you will listen patiently, then comfort him, encourage him and help him. Because of these words, he can't tell me, nor can he tell Yan (yān) Yang, let alone tell his parents ... don't stare like two bells. This is a normal phenomenon, and even the perfect lover is beyond her power, let alone me. Don't worry, Tao is a stuffy jar. When I really want to say it, I've almost suppressed it. I'm just afraid he'll suffocate.
Ann: (laughs) I see.
Ye: Thank you.
Ann: (stands up and suddenly says) I think Xiao Tao is a little lucky. He was born blessed.
Ye: Well, why aren't you Tao Ke?
Ann: I am particularly jealous of him now. (Guilty 2) Teacher Ye might as well let us fall in love.
Ye: You are really talented! Ha ha! (Shouting) Yan (yān) Yang!
Yan: Huh?
Ye: Come on! Help me get this straight Bai Wan!
Tao: (loudly and coldly next door) Ye and Zhen.
Ye: Haha, the teacher lost his temper. An Xiaojia, please go home first!
Ann: (walking) Yes, I'll go first! Uncle Shi remembers my credits!
S4: Winter, rainy day and night.
Ye Zhen came out of the courtroom and walked slowly to drive. He met a lawyer friend and talked as he walked.
Lawyer: Hey, Ye Zhen, are you going back now?
Ye: Well, there are classes.
Lawyer: (sighs) You are just too busy. It is more difficult than anything to invite you to dinner. Remember that this dinner is coming, one more push and we will all turn against each other. What, do you still take students?
Ye: (laughs) Yes.
Lawyer: How much?
Ye: (smiling) Two. Alas, the big disciple dawdled, as if he were in charge for a lifetime; Second, my disciples are smart and studious, and will inherit my mantle in the future. [Lock the car and get on the bus] Let's go!
Teaching building Xia
Tao Ke: [Walking out of the teaching building] [Breathing and rubbing hands, please record] (shaking) Psst ... It's raining, so cold.
Yan Yang: (running close together) Teacher Tao ~!
Tao: Oh, it's Yang. Let's invite you to dinner for the teacher.
Yan: Let's go back to the headquarters for dinner. It is raining harder and harder. (trembling) psst, I'm so cold.
Tao: (lightly reprimanded) You don't bring an umbrella to the teacher, and neither do you! Go back to school by bus.
Yan: (I can't wait to huddle in cold) It's so cold, so cold. Let's go back to the school bus.
Tao: We have to go back, so let's wait ... (sneezing) Atchoo ... Gee, I'm afraid I'm going to catch a cold. Forget it. Let's walk back to school. Only twenty minutes.
S5: It's raining in Mao Mao on the depressed street.
A car came from behind and the window was lowered.
Ye: (frivolous) Oh, how handsome Tao is! Yan (yān) Yang is handsome and handsome! Get in the car!
Tao Keyan opened the car door, got into the car, and Ye Zhen drove.
Tao: Kill you evil exploiting classes!
Ye: (laughs) Stop, stop, I'm driving.
Yan: Master, have you come back from the trial?
Ye: I have a long way to go. I have to go later. This case is very difficult. I have to pay for my tenth birthday. Yan (yān) Yang, where are you going?
Yan: I'm going to school for self-study, and I'm going to take CET-6 in ten days. I'll be back later in the evening.
Tao: You are possessed. Almost enough. Do you still want to get full marks?
Ye: Very good. People have to work hard to survive. In particular, we, a vulnerable group, have no control, no ruling power, or even no right to speak. If we don't make progress and complain about others, the strong will see your jokes when they are in a good mood, and crushing you when they are in a bad mood is like crushing an ant. Yan (yān) Yang, no matter how hard you try, you are right. As a man, you must know a lot, and as a gay, you must know more.
Tao: What's wrong with you today? It seems that the sermon is particularly severe.
Ye: (laughs) Unfilial. I'm bored before I start talking. It's nothing. I saw a distorted report in the newspaper just now, which used exaggerated and inaccurate words. I won the eyeball and put a color label on it. Thinking a little helpless, I told Yan (yān) Yang about it.
Tao: Why didn't you tell me?
Ye: You, it's no use listening. [Driving slowly to a stop] Get off and I'll stop. Yan (yān) Yang, read by yourself and come to my office at 9: 30 in the evening.
Yan: Oh, great.
On campus, they got off the bus and talked while walking.
Tao: (softly) Your teacher is in a bad mood today.
Yan: Well, you look a little tired.
Tao: Well, maybe this case is too difficult. I'll go straight home after soaking in the library. You mustn't be too late. He never listens to me. Tell him to come back early, not later than 12.
Yan: OK, I'll drag him here.
Tao: Don't buy him cigarettes today. He smells like an ashtray.
Yan: Yes, I see.
S6: In the evening, Ye Zhen's house.
Tao Ke: [Help Yan Yang pack his exam supplies, take a picture of his schoolbag, and send him to death row tragically, loudly saying] Be kind! Seek righteousness and get righteousness! Die a fair death! Go to the exam tomorrow ~!
Yan Yang: (also cleaning up) (in distress situation) Teacher, can't you say something nice and heroic?
Tao: I won't praise you. People whose hearts are higher than the sky are bound to be thinner than paper. Praise you, and you will fail.
Yan: OK, thank you. I'm going to bed first.
Tao: OK, go to bed early and sleep in Ye Zhen's room. He sleeps in the study every day anyway. Do you have a pen ready? What about the radio? Where is the eraser? Where are the pencils?
Yan: (laughs) The teacher is really wordy.
Tao: (also chuckles) Little bastard! hurry up and go to sleep
When the hour hand points to twelve o'clock, the door lock clicks. Taoke gets up from the sofa and rubs his confused eyes to open the door. Ye: (pushes the door into the room) I'm back!
Tao: (yawning first) It's still early today.
Ye: The preparations have been basically completed. If nothing happens, I will win the quarrel again. I'll make a plaque and ask the headmaster to write the words' king of quarrels' another day.
Tao: When is the court session? (awake)
Ye: The day after tomorrow.
Tao: Huh? Isn't today Christmas?
Ye: That's great. That's meaningful (sitting on the sofa). Tauko, please give me a glass of water instead of coffee and tea. I'm going to start to have a good rest and save my strength. Ye has a thousand armor in his heart! (More majestic OTZ)
Tao: OK, I'll get some water. [Turn into the kitchen, wash the cups and pour some boiling water]
At this moment, there was a muffled sound in the living room. Tauk hurried out to look, but Ye Zhen slipped off the sofa and hit the floor. Tauk felt as if he had been severely whipped by a whip.
Tao: (startled, paused, and then said in a trembling voice) Ye? [Broken glass in hand]
Late at night, An Xiaojia's dormitory.
Ann: (stretching) Ah ... (closing the book) The experimental report is finally finished. [Dormitory phone rings and answers] Hello?
Tao: (telephone voice) (extremely frightened) A Jony J! Ye Zhen fainted!
Ann: Huh? (unresponsive) dizzy? Faint what?
Tao: (anxious) I don't have time to explain now. Anyway, something happened! Yan (yān) Yang has an exam tomorrow, and I don't want to disturb him. Come here, I can't move Ye Zhen by myself!
Ann: (also nervous) Oh, (phone voice) OK, in ten minutes.
Tao: [hangs up the phone, puts his trembling hand on his heart and takes a deep breath] (sincerely) Calm down, calm down. Help him downstairs first. (Although calm, but her voice is a little shaky) Ye Zhen? Ye Zhen? You're awake. Let's go to the hospital. (Lift hard)
A beautiful lady Xiao came running from a distance.
Ann: Tauko!
Tao: (throws his car keys to him) Ye Zhen's car, the second garage in the east, come on!
After a while, a Jony J backed up and helped Taoke put the man in the back seat.
Ann: [Get on the bus] Let's go to the hospital affiliated to our school. It's closest to here.
Tao: (getting on the bus) You drive yours. Don't ask me. (Reaching out to help Ye Zhen fasten her seat belt) Hurry up.
Ann: Don't worry, [slamming on the accelerator] Ann has been learning to drive for so many years, and no one dares to say that I can't drive fast. [Car flies away]
S8: In the hospital, some people walk very fast.
In the ward, Ye Zhen is taking an intravenous drip, and the nurse has come to deliver the medicine.
Nurse: Your teacher? Yo, so young. Don't worry, it's nothing serious. I sent one two days ago this year, the boss of the company, who had a cerebral infarction in his thirties. [leave]
Ann: (soothingly) Did you hear that? The nurse spoke, not asking questions! The average life expectancy of intellectuals in our country is 58 years old, and many people die young, basically because of overwork.
Tao: (red-eyed) Ann, are you really comforting people?
Ann: (Laughter) Last time, the old man did the same thing. He was still talking to me when he fell down. At that time, I was alone and had five cats. You went to Suzhou, and the fat man was in class. I had a hard time getting him to the hospital.
Tao: How is Professor Guan now?
An: The old man is in good health and quick to move. What do you think of America? If I had to leave my elderly parents, let alone America, I wouldn't go to Mars.
Ann: Taoke, you should cherish it too. This kind of person is dizzy when he says dizzy. (Looking at Ye Zhen from left to right, looking at him) This man is good-looking, but he has a bad heart. Just like a superman, he still holds a doctor's master's degree, and he has to teach you undergraduate courses, write papers, give lectures, engage in projects, evaluate professional titles, help people with lawsuits, and have to trouble Yan (yān) and Yang. ......
Tao: (Speaking of my heart, I began to sob and wipe my nose with sadness)
Oh, I just said, don't cry! Come on, don't cry, you are so fragile, and the guy lying down is most worried about you.
Tao: (sniffing his nose to hold back his tears and trembling) Mm-hmm.
Ann: Be strong. (patting him on the shoulder) It's not easy for Grandpa Ye. My old man said that among a group of young teachers in our school, Ye Zhen is the most modest, broad-minded and impetuous. The old man is arrogant all his life and seldom praises others.
Tao: (wiping his nose and laughing) Oh, he is still modest? You see, he takes cases, and he only chooses those with more money.
Alas, personal taste is too bad.
S9, at about six o'clock in the evening, at Ye Zhen's house.
Tao can open the door and help get in.
Tao: Slow down, this way.
Ann helped to put the bed, and Tao helped to take off his shoes and cover the quilt. ※.
An Xiaojia: (in a low voice) Taoke, I'll go back first. Please take a rest and call me if you need anything.
Tao: Yes. [A Jony J leaves]
Yan Yang came back from the exam.
Yan Yang: I'm back!
Tauko: (putting down the book in his hand) How about it? How was the exam?
Yan Yang: Not bad. (Suddenly) Master, is something wrong with Master Zun?
Tao: No, I'm tired and sleeping.
Yan: Don't be ridiculous. Look at your face, you almost cried. [Pushes open the door and sees Ye Zhen, then closes the door] He seems to be sleeping.
Tao: Just kidding. Let's watch TV.
Yan: No, I'm going to read a book. I borrowed the study of the stone bow.
The phone rang, and Tauko answered it.
Tao: Hello?
Ma Ye: (Phone voice) Is Ye Zhen at home?
Tao: Yes, but he fell asleep.
Ma Ye: Oh ... (asking politely) Excuse me, who's calling?
Tao: I'm his student. ......
Ma Ye: Oh. Ok, when he wakes up, can you tell him to dial this number?
Tao: Oh, OK. (whispering phone number record) 2 13-968-55230. All right, bye.
Hung up the phone and Sun Yan came over.
Yan: Who called?
Tao: I don't know I asked for your teacher, so I left a phone number.
Yan: I'll check online. [Running to the study and typing] (loudly) Los Angeles!
Tao: Not a foreigner.
The clock ticks, midnight. Ye Zhen is in bed.
Ye Zhen: (moving) (waking up in a low voice) ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... huh? (Shake off the quilt and wrap the man in it) Ouch, it's as cold as ice.
Tao: (waking up) Mm-hmm. .
Ye: (laughs) What's wrong today? Tauko
Tao: (waking up slowly) hmm ... (suddenly reacting and shouting) Yan (yān) ... hmm! (Please cover your mouth)
Ye: No, no, let me kiss and shout.
Ye: (soothingly) Don't cry, don't cry, I fainted, didn't I? I didn't mean to. I just wanted to stand up and take off my coat, but somehow I fell down.
Tao: (sobbing) Do you know?
Ye: I woke up for a while when I moved, but I just couldn't open my eyes anyway. This guy is a Jony J, and his hands and feet are too heavy. By the way, what time is it?
Tao: In the early morning of the 24th. One twenty. You slept for 25 hours.
Ye: Crazy! I am a pig!
Tao: (gently) Yes ~ Pig, are you hungry?
Ye: Not bad. (Taoke gets up, Ye Zhen pulls him) Don't go, hold on for a while.
Tao: (maliciously) Be honest and I'll give you hot milk.
S 10, morning, campus, Christmas.
There is a strong Christmas atmosphere in the street.
Ye Zhen: (Driving in front of Tauk, slowing down slowly) Get in the car!
Tauko: [Stop and get in the car] Where to?
Ye: (Stop) Railway Station!
Tao: The train station? Why?
Ye: (smiling mysteriously) Let's talk about it. [driving]
On the way to the railway station
Tao: Can we talk now?
Ye: Your grandparents will arrive in half an hour. Um ~ ~ it's ok to say in-laws.
Tao: (surprised) ah! ! !
Ye: (smiling) My parents have returned to China. Go to Shanghai first, then come by train.
Tao: (blankly) What? What?
Ye: don't be nervous Do you know who called?
Tao: Yours ......
Ye: My mother. When she called back, she joked that you were like a child.
Ye: (recalling the past) My mother-not only her, but also my father, who is a professor, is quite open-minded, but when I heard that I like men, I still couldn't accept it. |||| They were very upset that I was an unfortunate minority, and even corrected me in a way that they thought was feasible and reliable ... (Laughter) Later, they found that forcing me to change would only make me miserable, so they accepted it.
Ye: (laughs) Very open-minded, right? |||| Later, my parents went to the streets, observed in the gay community, went there every day, chatted with them, had tea, communicated with them, and then came back to meet me .................................................................................................................... (gentle) but great.
Ye: But I didn't deliberately look for a same-sex lover, because I was busy studying for a PhD and working as a teaching assistant. || As a result, they were very anxious, afraid that I couldn't find it, and worried ... (Silently speaking) Then I went back to China. Then I met you.
Began to intersperse with fragments of the past (the past joys and sorrows of Tauk and Ye Zhen)
Tao: (treacherously) Son, who told you that the world is fair?
Bah! How lucky I am to meet you!
Ye Zhen, you are restricting my personal freedom!
It's too dirty! Kiss me as soon as you finish digging the garbage!
Ten dollars for a kiss!
Who? Who's nervous and scared?
Ye: I told them: I finally found someone who is willing to give emotion and take responsibility for a long time, but he is still too young, too soft and too immature. || The family said: It doesn't matter, he will mature. (Laughter) (End of inserting past clips)
Ye: (tenderly) They wanted to meet you, so they came back as soon as possible after Christmas. Then, (Ye Zhen looks Taoke in the eye and says softly) can we accompany you to meet your parents?
Ye: (tender) You, me, dad and mom, ok? Tauko
Tao: (crying and gently agreeing) ... hmm.
Ye: (appeasement) It won't be abrupt. We will make a lot of preparations, and we will figure out the wording and methods. Can you rest assured?
Tao: (Kuqiang, definitely) ... Hmm!
Ye: (giggles and wipes away the tears on the little guy's face) Be good, don't cry. Let's go, the train is coming.
At the railway station, the car stopped slowly.
The train pulled into the station. A flock of pigeons roared over the city. The voice of school teaching.
Interspersed:
Camera ① The students in the pottery class are arranging a Christmas party (small crowd background noise, table movement and other noises).
Man A: Hey, you two, come and help me move the table.
Man B: Monitor, where did we put the light bulb?
Man C: Give me some colored balls. I'll hang them on the Christmas tree.
Woman A: Here you are. I think we should hang more bells.
Li: Hey ~, what about Yang?
Lens ② School library, sasha vujacic's writing, turning over books, cell phone ringing.
Yan (yān) Yang: (reciting while turning over the book) You must finish this simulated test paper today!
Lens ③ In the yard, the sun shines in and many cats are barking.
An Xiaojia: Okay, okay, two treasures and three treasures, stop screaming. You've all eaten Dabao. Isn't it over yet?
Camera 4 The train has come into the station. The platform is noisy.
Train announcer: Attention, comrades at work. The No.712 special train from Shanghai has now arrived at the station and entered platform 2 and lane 3. Please pay attention to pick up the car. Passengers on the platform should pay attention to safety. Please stand in the safety white line. [Noise]
Ye: (pushing Tao Ke forward) Dad, Mom, this little red face is Tao Ke.
End of phase 4
The end of the whole play
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