A joke about a year of flood and a year of drought.

First from the text, three years to miss;

At first, I planned to take the civil service exam, but I didn't pass the exam for three years (maybe the officialdom was too dark or I didn't have talent). )

Learn martial arts one by one, the tinker sends an arrow, drums the officer in the middle, and goes out one by one;

Then he abandoned literature and joined the army, intending to be a fool and mix the world. He took an archery test first, but the bow and arrow hit the examiner who scored next to him impartially. Fortunately, there is nothing serious, so I have to be asked out of the examination room (shooting the examiner may also be emotional and unforgettable). )

Doing business again, cheating once, stealing twice, three bandits;

No matter what you think about it, literature or martial arts, you can't succeed. It's better to open a small shop or do something valuable to make some money first. As a result, people were immediately ridden and bullied. It happens again and again, either a liar, a robber or a city manager (as the saying goes, money is hard to earn and shit tastes bad). )

I worked hard, one year old drought, one year old waterlogging, one year old migratory locust;

Well, it's ok to be a leek! But who would have thought that planting rice in the first year, encountering a once-in-a-century drought, planting sugar cane in the second year, encountering a once-in-a-century flood, and finally harvesting in the third year, the result can be imagined. People born in 60 years have heard of natural disasters for three years, that's what it means. Since then, I have been very ill ... (Chinese chives can't be what you want! )

I studied medicine and achieved something.

In a blink of an eye 10 years have passed, and there is still nothing. But people can't wait for dark. After watching the movie Dying to Survive, I was deeply touched and planned to go to India to work hard. I'm finally getting better. I said in my last article that I was very ill, so I became a doctor after a long illness. )

Write a prescription, eat it and die.

After a long time, India, China and India, the price is too high. In order to save money and resources, I can marry Xiao Fang next door as soon as possible. I also slowly explored the formula of the magic medicine and tried to make it up again. Finally, one day I succeeded. I didn't wake up after eating, so I went directly to see the Tathagata. (From misery to bliss. It is also a kind of liberation and sublimation. Weddings and funerals )

So I went to the underworld and waited for the prince to board the court for a long time. I couldn't bear it, so I asked him.

But it's not over yet, and it has left the nothingness of the world and entered an extraordinary cycle. Line up. It is my principle to follow the rules everywhere, but I waited and waited, and no one in the department came to work. Shit, I'm going to lose my temper (or take the exam again). )

The ghost soldier said: Wang was reading the file at his feet, laughing wildly, and went into shock in the backyard, but he didn't wake up. ...

The security guard on duty at the door saw that I was in a hurry to have an attack and giggled, saying that the section chief was reading your file yesterday and suddenly received a phone call, and then he vomited lotus flowers, sneered, giggled, giggled, and then ... he was still being rescued.