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I have a new discovery. Sometimes what we pull out is thick, long and hard, which leads to repeated flushing of toilets and large-scale waste of water. The huge problem facing the world now is the freshwater crisis. I put forward a third plan.

1, I knew it was long and hard when I was in my encyclopedia, so my ass broke when I opened and closed it.

2. If you keep crushing the clip by hand, you can even tear it off.

3. Set a manure hinge mixer under the toilet, which is similar in structure to a soymilk machine.

In this way, we not only save water charges, but also save valuable fresh water resources in the world.

In fact, an upright gentleman like me wouldn't say such things: shit, shit, pee, lick my ass, put abalone in my mouth until abalone has a steady stream of juice, and then lick it gently with my tongue, because I am a gentleman, not to mention: I touched the chrysanthemum with my fingers and saw its exciting opening and closing, and then stuck out my tongue and licked it, licked it, licked it, licked it, licked it. I saw that the chrysanthemum was opening, so I rolled up my tongue and inserted it accurately. My tongue is tightly contracted by chrysanthemums, but I basically cleaned up the excrement inside ... I won't say this because I am a highly educated gentleman.