Ask for some hilarious adult jokes. . .

1, two frogs fell in love and got married and gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious and said, * *, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. ...

The father took his little daughter by plane. The stewardess is so beautiful that my father can't help looking at it more. Little daughter: "What are you looking at? ! How dare you do this without my mother? ! "Father blushed:" Eat quickly, talk nonsense, or I won't take you out in the future! " "Little daughter:" It is said that my daughter was my father's lover in his last life, so I don't understand. How did I like you in my last life? "

When the train entered the tunnel, it was dark, only a kiss was heard, and then a slap in the face. When the train got out of the tunnel, four strangers didn't say a word. Only one person's eyes were blue. The old lady thought, "This little girl has a beautiful heart." The girl thought, "Strange, man A would rather kiss the old lady than me." Man A thought, "Man B is so cunning. He stole the girl's mouth and I was beaten! " "Man B thought," I kissed the back of my hand and slapped A again, and no one noticed.