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A joke about petty gain and petty gain.

One should believe that no one can get something for nothing. Get something for nothing? . Maybe someone made a fortune by opportunism, but they actually owed it to others temporarily, and eventually they had to pay it back.

People are doing it, and the sky is watching. Don't think that your cleverness is the way to make money. People, greedy and cheap people often suffer big losses. Don't believe me, just look at the following three analyses!

1, people who are cheated of money are often greedy for petty gain. What is the result? Picked up sesame seeds and lost watermelon? .

Do you often hear that people have been cheated, especially the elderly? When someone calls a liar, don't ask yourself why you were cheated.

I once wrote a joke: a public security administrator was very serious and responsible, and found a liar in the community. The liar had a criminal record of cheating. And he also saw a liar approaching a fool, who had a bad brain and couldn't speak clearly. The sheriff was in a hurry and ran over and shouted at the liar. Don't bully a fool. He is poor enough. How can you be so vicious? ? The liar laughed. I have cheated all my life, and I have never cheated fools, because they are not greedy and I don't want anything I give. ?

Let's look at the deceived old man. Most of them are organized by scammers, telling everyone that they can give gifts. Well, everyone took gifts and was very happy. Then it slowly turned sour. The hearts of old people are led by swindlers, and money slowly flows into the pockets of swindlers. Maybe it was a gift of a few cents, which cost the old man several hundred yuan. This is not a joke, this is reality.

So most people who are cheated are greedy people, thinking that they can? Make money? Actually, I made a set for myself. I went in and couldn't get out.

2. Some women who are deeply hurt by love are often greedy for petty gain, because? Sweet talk? It's so tempting.

Feelings are always hurt mercilessly. I always thought those women who were cheated were pitiful, but in fact, many women didn't pay attention. When love came, I was carried away by happiness. A few words from a man? Kind words? Coax the woman around you, thinking it's easy to meet her? Quality man? I can't tell the difference between the east and the west.

The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear. Some people have told women that a man is not sincere to you. He just cajoles you with small things, has no real intention of marrying you, won't buy a house, and rarely acts of love. But? Advice when most needed is least heeded? Women don't listen.

Women are greedy? Sweet talk? It's very nice. When I feel elated happiness, I believe it. As we all know, love is proved by actions. Most of those sincere men are stupid, or they speak bluntly and are too true, which makes women disgusted.

A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit. Many women only understand when they are injured. Cherish those who are angry with you, those who don't say a good word, and those who are jealous of you ... anyway, isn't it? All talk and no action? People.

People who are greedy for others' petty advantages will not make a fortune, over-calculate and get retribution.

A gentleman carries things with virtue. If you are unkind and calculating others everywhere, you will get some small favors, but you will not succeed. You know, if you do something against your conscience, you will be punished.

Man is not as good as heaven. Who are you? You are still not a god. Everything you've done, the French Open is slow but not leaking, you may go to jail, and finally pay back with interest.

I remember watching a small video in which a story was told, which made people think deeply. A driver put two dollars under the tire, but pretended not to know. A passerby was greedy for money, so he discussed with the driver and asked him to find a friend nearby, and described his friend's face, which was very realistic. So the driver charged a few dollars for the fare and set off. Passers-by thought that the car had left and there were still two dollars left, so they exchanged small money for big money and earned it. As we all know? The Tao is one foot high and the devil is ten feet high? Two dollars stuck firmly to the tire and went with the car.

Stealing chickens and not eating rice? 、? Didn't eat mutton, provoked a coquettish? We are all familiar with this story, which is about the person who was greedy for petty gain and was finally killed. Yourself? Cheated.

Remember: man is a man, heaven is a man, and greed is cheap and big losses are suffered. Use friends, and friends will alienate you; If you are wishful thinking about yourself, people who love you again will be chilling; Buying things is cheap, and most of them have no good goods; If you count your relatives, you will also break off the relationship.

When you calculate others, what you get is just petty profits, and what you lose is character and morality; You don't necessarily need what you covet, but getting it is also a burden.

The human heart is a steelyard, and what is right and wrong is clear. Don't be greedy and cheap, harm others and harm yourself. Why bother?