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This man is too NB, too long for China people's ambition! ! ! Text version of this video 100 points.
Hello, Korean friends. Originally, I wanted to use this video of Korean quotations, but because your Korean dialect is too superficial to accurately express my true thoughts, I chose to speak Chinese. I saw a self-proclaimed "hanguchalemer" from South Korea on the Internet, saying that China is not as good as South Korea, and China people worship Koreans. Huh? There are indeed many people who like you among the 65.438+300 million people in China, but they are all under 654.38+0.2 years old and don't even understand the dog eggs. In Korea, people with moral, intellectual and physical disabilities are crazy about you. China, these cowards, can you still argue? Pathetic! Koreans, don't be proud of the silly boys and girls in China. What's so great about Korea? Huh? Do you really think Korean culture and bird flu are the mainstream in China? Huh? Don't! You misled our teenagers in China and made them realize something wrong. The whole outlook on life is left with brand-name clothes and dreams. You are all fascinated, fascinated. You see your children in China are dressed like children in Rebecca's shop, and they stick out their tongues when taking pictures. What is this? What is it like? Do you still think you are beautiful? Huh? You all learned it from Korea, right? Ah, I finally understand now. The serious Korean non-mainstream birthplace and dance troupe are all games invented by you. You are too cheat people. Ah, you are the chief culprit influencing the values of young people in China. Look at your movies and TV series, which are basically whimsical, the first love of the crown prince and the first love of the millionaire. How many first loves do you have? Look, Koreans are just dreaming. You can't live up to your expectations by watching a silly girl movie in China, and you still dream with others. Do you want to sleep with Koreans tonight? Go and jump the rubber band for me. Why are you so ignorant? Recently, I watched a video recorded by a Korean on the Internet. China people were convicted of playing Warcraft. You look like an old Warcraft. China people have been convicted. Ah, are you drunk? Can't afford real wine? Why is the wine so strong? You spit out the truth, didn't you? In a fashionable country like Korea, why should a Korean wear a hurdle vest? To tell you the truth, China, those little girls who are infatuated with South Korea let me down. I am really, really disappointed. Just watch your video. I'm scared when I look at you, you know? Where you said you recorded the video. Why do I look like a gangster? Tell me if you are Korean or Korean ghost. I don't remember Koreans like you, you know? You talk nonsense for a few minutes. Korean students are not easy to mix in China, do you know? Why do Koreans lose so much? There are not many Koreans, and you have lost them all these days. Besides, who are you? China was convicted of seven deadly sins, so now I'm looking for seven deadly sins from South Korea. First, Koreans are narrow-minded. I wonder if there is a word narrow-minded in Korean. Now I'll explain to you what narrow-minded, stingy, haggle over every ounce, hard-hearted, petty, short-sighted, always trying to take advantage, always taking advantage. Everything is the worst, and it's nothing to guess. You can't go to sleep until after midnight, so you wonder why I lost the seat cover of my bike three years ago. Decades have passed, and fifty cents can't do trivial things. I always torture myself with other people's mistakes. If you can't pass the big event, I will give you a nickname directly, and you will never forget it. In the 1950s, the Korean War broke out. 16 countries and 4 1 member countries all returned to the 38th parallel with their tails between their legs. Therefore, China people are naturally heinous in the eyes of Koreans, which has also become the chief culprit hindering the national reunification of North Korea. Until now, every damn Korean is cursing us. How many years? Say it yourself, are you narrow-minded? Huh? As an Asian, is there such a big gap in life? To tell the truth, you extreme Koreans are too disloyal to Koreans. Second, Koreans are snobbish. What is a snob? It's greed. It looks like a man, but it's actually a dog. Whoever has the money to go with him always looks down on people who are poorer than it, looks down on people who have no identity, always speaks well of people who have the ability and power, and pretends to flatter others. Once people who are richer and more powerful than it are inferior to it, he will fall when he is down, and others will make a comeback. He is still a good guy, always telling you that you are obedient and scolding you. "Are you rich people coming to Korea?" You often hear some strange questions, such as "Is there a subway in Beijing?" Do people in China eat apples? "Is there a karaoke?" "Do you have a cinema?" "Is there a billiards hall in China?" "Do people in China also celebrate the Spring Festival?" "Is there an Internet cafe in China?" "Do you use a mobile phone in China?" For Korean friends, people usually ask, "Do you want to come to Korea to pretend to be a Korean?" "Do you want to be independent from China?" When it comes to Koreans, Koreans have two standards. As long as they win an international prize or become famous, no matter Koreans or Koreans in China, they are called compatriots abroad. We should vigorously publicize that if a Korean in China is caught as a rapist in Korea, the first charge that the media emphasizes is China, and Koreans cannot be typical snobs. I just want to ask. Huh? Don't think that we in China are particularly rare to you. Really, it's all an illusion Can you tell the truth from the false? Huh? Those who sneak into South Korea, deliberately put in a good word for you, are shy, kiss up to Koreans and do everything they can. Those who want to get married in South Korea, give up their China citizenship and join Korean citizenship with honor are not China people, but a group of Korean dogs raised from China. What about you? Do you all deserve to come from China? What did you do when you smuggled into Korea? Huh? Lost to China, right? You lost everyone in China, you know? Next time you go to South Korea for whoring, someone will catch you. Just play dumb. Anyway, if you don't talk, it's no different from Koreans. Third, you copied China culture. Hehe, South Korea, a small country attached to China in history, is a Japanese colonial younger brother, and now it is an American younger brother. Don't feel that you have the media to package a few stars, that's national culture. In fact, you don't have much culture in Korea, and you are a completely copied version of China. Let's just say that Tibetan mastiffs are not dogs when they grow up, right? Salted fish is not salted fish when it is turned over, is it? Does the little mouse think he is human when he eats cookies? Isn't it? In South Korea, when Koreans meet people from China, they often ask, "Do you celebrate the Spring Festival in China?" ? Silk mold? Yarn? Frequency mode? Is this an extension? Why don't you move to the Alpha car and play at the Four Bridges Gorge? South China is venting? Forced punishment for a miscellaneous coal? Egypt? Hospital? Chivalrous? Bear? Coal? Hey? Play? What happened to benzyl? Instant benzyl tax. Hey? What happened? Hey, Qiang Chun? Swimming? Vent? Male [6]? Before. ? I'm sorry to have to study and find the mulberry file. ? Glutenin? Yan? Play with me, huh? Is the industry resistant to falling and playing? Are you stupid? Axillary? Burden? ∠???? Hey? Quality to mechanical torture? Hey? Hey? Lahui? What happened? What's wrong with inlay? Hey? Hey? Lahui? Collapse? What is the international threshold for cutting down shallow olive acres? Hey? Emblem Lahui? What's the matter with you? What is the value column? How is the quality? What's with scratching your heart and knocking on the kitchen? . ? Don't think about it Play? Aura? Think about liquids? Master Keanu? Before sending the emperor. Cough leaf disease emblem Are you sure it's this sword? Bald hat, leisure, sadness? Play around? Think of leaf disease? What's the matter with you? What happened? What is the frequency? Thinking about questions? What are you doing? What's the matter with you? . Class b? Pay for this? What happened? What happened to apricot? . Is it worthwhile to vent your thirst for a ring? Hey hey hey? Stupid vinegar, Chennai: γ? Does the old rabbit wave a fierce key to increase γ? If you are fresh-cut, you will be happy. What's the matter? How about cutting the bed? Hey hey? What about invasion? Tax mulberry? . What's the matter with you? What's the point of chivalry? Send the emperor to take the lead? Search? Mode? Bituminous coal 5 types of temple fertilizer? Hey, hey? Shrug your shoulders? Hey? The emperor? Return to the emperor? . Are you bluffing? Is the gap between persimmon and persimmon blown? Play? What's the problem? Grazing? What's the matter with you? Jiao? Take? Hey? Invasion? Teaching in a monastery? Tomb? Is baldness worth your thumb? Teach disaster relief? Send? Rate? Things are so different. The obvious contrast makes me feel the sadness of China. China's media is also the son of South Korea, afraid of his father, afraid to say anything. Why do you want your TV station to do something? Let you advertise every day What happened? I still play Korean dramas there. I feel that as long as a normal China person can't stand it, there are some deviations from what I just said. Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about some Koreans, not all Koreans, but those with ulterior motives and anti-China sentiments. It's the same everywhere. There are good people and bad people. There are only a few people who have influenced people in a region or even a country. Just like you said that people in China and China are of low quality, yes, some people in China are of low quality and have no face or skin. They killed him like that, but there are also good people in China, including emperor superstars, Olympic champions, thieves, murderers, arsonists, AIDS patients, beggars and the whole world. Survival of the fittest. The whole world is making progress, and so is South Korea, which is worth learning from. Koreans, please don't laugh at and insult us in China. The development of a country needs a process, a process of transformation. You'll be sorry. Besides, whether you are from China, Japanese, Korean or American, you know nothing, and you just gloat and laugh at others every day. All right!
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