Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ask a similar joke! Xiaoming: I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Xiao Ming: I will have an operation this afternoon. Teacher: What operation Xiao Ming: The human body is useless.
Ask a similar joke! Xiaoming: I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Xiao Ming: I will have an operation this afternoon. Teacher: What operation Xiao Ming: The human body is useless.
Peter dozed off while the teacher was lecturing.
Teacher: Peter! Tell me, what is the biggest in the world?
Peter: hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... eyelids. ...
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because when I close my eyes, my eyelids cover everything in the world.
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