What funny jokes have you heard when you were learning to drive?

1. I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to a driving school to learn how to drive!

2. Enrolled in a driving school. On the first day I got in the car, I found that the steering wheel was a little loose, so I asked the driver what was going on. The master took a deep breath of cigarette, looked out the window hesitantly and said: "You have a senior sister who grew up riding horses in Inner Mongolia. Every time she wanted to brake, she would yank the steering wheel and shout "Uu"

3 When I first learned to drive, the instructor said to adjust the seat to the most comfortable position for you, and then I just adjusted it and lay down there. Then the coach scolded me so hard, I said, didn't you ask me to adjust to the most comfortable position? Of course I was still lying down, of course it was comfortable.

4. Lesson 2, instructor: ?Get out? Me: ?Hmm? Put down the handbrake, shift to neutral, release the clutch, open the door and get out. Coach: Come back! What are you doing! I asked you to drive the car out!!!?

5.?Did you see the person in front of you? ?Me: ?Saw it? Coach: ?Kill him! ?Me: ?Ah! Coach: I don’t dare. Coach: I don’t dare. You don’t hit the brakes yet! ?

6. There used to be a tree in our driving school, but after I went there, it was gone.

7. Ever since I started learning to drive, I have been favored by my instructor. So I advised the coach to: "Let the rain and dew touch each other". If the coach didn't listen, he would scold me and scold me!

8. When we were about to start, one of our friends was nervous and said, "Everything looks normal, please get up." The examiner was delighted when he heard this: Are you still awake? Permission to get up! Hahahahaha.

9. When I was practicing on the road, I was going uphill and waiting for the traffic light to turn green. I didn’t dare to leave when the light turned green. Then the traffic police came and asked me: What’s wrong, don’t you have the color you like? ?

10. My colleague was learning to drive a few days ago. The instructor asked her to step on the accelerator. Her foot was under it for a long time without stepping on it, so she blurted out: "Where is the gas?" Where is the oil? ?The coach was delighted:? In the supermarket, there are also vegetable oil and peanut oil. Which one do you want? ?

11. Coach: Let another coach teach you. He is not afraid of your troubles when he is older. I am still young! Student: Me?

12. I was following a large car and wanted to overtake. The instructor said: If you want to overtake, stick your head out and see if there is any car coming from the other side. ?I yelled, brushed my head and stretched my whole head out of the window to look. The coach was silent for 2 seconds and then roared: "I'm talking about the front of the car!" ?I still can’t forget the laughter of the senior brothers and sisters in the back row!

13. During the reverse pile test, the examiner rushed out of the room, waved his fist and shouted at me: "Failed!! Knocked down seven, how did you learn to drive!" ?Me: ?I admit that my driving skills are poor, but examiner, you are exaggerating. There are clearly six poles, where did the seventh one come from? ?Examiner: ?Your coach is lying there!!?

14. That day, I went to take the subject three test of my driver’s license. Several students in the front failed, and the students behind them suddenly became nervous. The procedure for the subject three examination is: before getting on the bus, you need to report to the examiner and prove your identity. At this time, it was a female student's turn to take the exam. Because she was nervous, her mouth trembled when she spoke. She only heard her say: "Report to the instructor, please take a physical examination." ?At that time, my jaw dropped. I just heard the examiner say: ?No need to test, I have already scanned it with my eyes. ?Applause manually, it turns out that the examiner has seen the world.

15. I was so nervous during the road test that I inserted my seat belt into the passenger’s buckle. I also asked the examiner: Why don’t you wear a seat belt? ?The examiner looked at me and said, ?As long as you are happy?

16. After getting in the car, the candidate sat in the driver's seat and started the ignition. After stepping on the accelerator and checking the instruments, he should say to the examiner: ?Report to the examiner, All instruments are checked normally and there are no obstacles left and right. Please start. ?, one man became nervous and said: ?Report to the examiner, all the instruments are normal, there are no obstacles left and right, please take off. After hearing this, the examiner replied calmly: "Permission to take off, please pay attention to the high-voltage electricity ahead." ?

17. During the exam, the examiner will put forward some requirements for the candidates to do, such as turning left at the intersection ahead, pressing the manhole cover, unilateral and bilateral, etc. Candidates should answer: ?Understand. ?Make sure you understand the examiner’s questions. A driving school in Beijing has a special roundabout called Wangba Island. As a result, an examiner said: "Turn left on Bastard Island ahead." ?The candidate answered: ?I understand. ?

18. The exam was finally coming to an end, and the examiner said: ?Stop the car ahead. ?Unexpectedly, there was a fire hydrant in front of me. The student was very frightened and replied: "Report the fire hydrant. You can't park ahead."

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19. When Little A left the driving school, the instructor said to her sincerely: "When you meet the traffic police or have an accident in the future, never say that you are my apprentice." ?Why? ?Little A asked in confusion. "No why," the coach said calmly, "Look at your seat belt!" ?I wore a seat belt,? Little A said with certainty, ?I wear a seat belt every time I drive? So, do you tie the seat belt around your waist like a belt every time? ?The coach asked expressionlessly.

20. However, no matter how many times I tan, how many times I battle wits with the coach, I still feel very comfortable when I think of being able to drive a car on the road one day.