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A good copy is short and pithy, and there is always one sentence that suits you.

First, we have to wait for a long time and retreat, so that we can know that what we gave up with our own hands will never be encountered again in the days to come.

Second, you have to have the strength to defend dignity, otherwise, it is a decent life.

Third, there is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have real elements. How many jokes are told in the truth? People who don't want to understand will never understand.

Four, there is one thing in life that I don't like very much, that is, people who are more sensible always bear bad feelings and results. dugout canoe

Life is so short, why should people who don't care about you affect their mood? People's hearts are so precious, why should people who don't cherish desecrate your feelings?

Sixth, the person who wants to take you home is on the way to the southeast and northwest; People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour; Anyone who wants to see you can come from Qian Shan.

Seven, you like long hair but short hair, you like slim but can't lose weight, you like him but can't get it, and many things are not what you like.

8. Movies are so kind that people who missed them can always meet again. Life is different. Some people say goodbye and never see it again.

Get along with others: if you respect me, I will respect you; You ignore me, and I ignore you, as simple as that! Don't be used to ungrateful people; Don't feed your ungrateful heart.

Ten, people in the trough, don't bother anyone, be a silent mute, after this period of time, no one will give sugar.

Eleven, the rest of my life is not so long, don't blindly pay, push your luck, please be loyal to yourself and live as you are.

12. Maybe you have taken many wrong paths in your life, wronged many people, suffered many betrayals and been in a state of extreme poverty, but it doesn't matter. As long as you are alive, there is always hope, and the rest of your life is still long, so why panic?

Thirteen, making money can cure all affectation, and having money can cure all inferiority. Strength first, then temper.

14. A supercilious look is a supercilious look, and your face is lost, not your toilet. Why do you pretend to be happy when you eat shit?

Fifteen, in fact, there are only three things in life, your own business, others' business, and God's business. You know, you just need to do your own thing. God's business is none of your business, and other people's business is none of your business.

Thirteen, making money can cure all affectation, and having money can cure all inferiority. Strength first, then temper.

14. A supercilious look is a supercilious look, and your face is lost, not your toilet. Why do you pretend to be happy when you eat shit?

Fifteen, in fact, there are only three things in life, your own business, others' business, and God's business. You know, you just need to do your own thing. God's business is none of your business, and other people's business is none of your business.

19. Everyone thinks that some people get hurt when they are in pain, some people think about it for a long time, and some people lead them far away, but reality tells us that life should be busy and pain should be borne by ourselves.

Twenty, soft-hearted and embarrassed, will only kill themselves and feed a group of vampires.

2 1. When you get through those lonely and helpless moments, you will find that you are not as fragile as you thought. It turns out that a person can live like a tribe.

22. When you choose a different lifestyle, why do you care that others look at you differently?

Cherish all encounters and respect all losses.

24. A person's life is doomed to stumble with the world, and troubles always haunt him. Only he can control his emotions. No matter how sad he is, no matter how many tears he has, he must absorb them by himself. When he is sad, please take a deep breath and tell yourself slowly, forget it, it doesn't matter, it will pass.