Who has some jokes about trees or planting trees (the more the better)

Patriotic star Feng Yuxiang loves trees as much as his life. He once made a military order to protect trees in the army: "One horse chews one tree, the rod is responsible for twenty, and ten trees are replanted." He was stationed in Beijing and led the officers and men to plant trees extensively. He is called "general tree planting". When he was stationed in Xuzhou, he led troops to plant a large number of trees, and wrote a poem on forest protection for the military and civilians: "Lao Feng was stationed in Xuzhou, and the trees were green; Whoever cuts down my tree, I will cut off his head. "