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Friends circle drying cats funny sentences

1. At first, I thought I had a cat. Later, I found out that there was an extra family.

2. I can't grab a cat, cat food or a cat's nest, but I don't need to grab courage, because courage is my own.

3. There is a kitten. It's small and its eyes are bright, as if it's always shining. The light it emits will make its owner feel its beauty all the time.

4. A cat just full moon can't walk without milk. But I learned to be naughty, just like us naughty boys.

Kittens often throw their weight around in the middle of the night, with blue eyes like bright pearls, paws dangling and scratching, and growling twice when they are excited.

6. The great charm of a cat lies in its arrogant personality, careless attitude towards responsibility and aversion to honesty in return.

7. When I looked at the kitten carefully, I suddenly found that the kitten's eyes were oval. I was surprised because I always thought that the cat's eyes were round.

8. The newborn kitten, with closed eyes, thin voice and naked body, looks like a crawling meatball.

9. Although Teacher Ha and I have been together for two years and two months, I still want to say that I am really happy to have a cat.

10 I like keeping cats. If I do, cats will be my own pet. Cats can bring happiness to themselves and give people hard training.