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Socrates’ wife!!!

1. Socrates’ wife is named Xanthippe, and she is quite famous. The relationship between the couple was not harmonious, because the master spent all day lecturing and discussing with ordinary young people on the streets of Athens or in front of the temple. In the eyes of his wife, Socrates was an idle person who had nothing to do. A slacker who brings only trouble and not bread.

Su often called himself "Gadfly", and his wife also called him so. Whenever Candibal got angry, the great philosopher always remained silent, which made his strong wife helpless. It is said that one time, when Su still made a silent protest, his wife was so angry that she poured a bucket of water on her husband's head. The master only smiled and said: "I know After the thunder, there will definitely be strong rain."

In fact, the relationship between the couple was not as bad as imagined. When the news that Socrates was sentenced to death reached his wife's ears, she was shocked. Tibber burst into tears and burst into tears. At this time, the philosopher was still very relaxed and said to his disciples: "You advise her to go home! I am most afraid of seeing women shed tears in my life." Her wife cried and said: "Socrates, you You are unjust! You can't die innocently!" Unexpectedly, he replied: "I died innocently, and I died openly! Do you want me to die guilty?"

2 , In fact, there are many shrewd women like Socrates' wife, but she is famous because she is Socrates' wife. Socrates said two words: "Marry or not, no matter which one you choose, you will regret it." "If you marry a good wife, you will be happy for life; if you marry a bad wife, congratulations, you will become a philosopher." In fact, Socrates' marriage. The tragedy was entirely of his own making. It turns out that after getting married, Socrates changed drastically from praising and pleasing before marriage, and asked the young Zampesi to fulfill his duties as a wife in a rigid manner. It was he who turned his wife into a shrew.

3. Historically, it is generally believed that Socrates’ wife was an unreasonable and shrewd woman. In fact, I think these evaluations are very one-sided. In fact, it was marriage that turned Su's wife into a fierce woman. Marriage is like a piece of porcelain. It is very laborious and difficult to make it well, it is very easy to break it, and it is very troublesome to pick up the pieces. Carefully managing and caring for a marriage is an important guarantee for sweet love and family happiness. Husband and wife should have more love, understanding, respect, loyalty, recognition, comfort, trust, acceptance, gratitude, praise, affirmation and encouragement. When dealing with marriage, we should always keep in mind the common reminder on the packaging box: handle it with care and do not turn it upside down. Then there would be less of a Socratic wife.