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Speech conversion joke

Noodles were beaten by steamed bread, so I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. Instant noodles are beaten when they see bean buns. Come back and say to the noodles, don't worry, I'm fighting.

24. A fashionable woman got on the bus and saw that the seat was empty, so she took out a tissue and wiped it for a while. She was just about to sit down and fart. A man next to her smiled and said, "I'm Kao Hua. I'm so fucking clean. I have to blow it after I wipe it."