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A friend of mine works in China Construction Bank. Yesterday, she told me a personal experience: at noon one day, there were no customers in the savings hall of the bank, and I sat in a daze at the window of the access counter. At this moment, a female customer walked into the hall and came to my window. She handed me a note saying that she wanted to withdraw money. I took the note and looked at it. It says: Comrade xx is hereby sent to your bank to withdraw RMB100000. The following is the General Office of the Central Committee of the CPC. Looking at this highly irregular handwritten note, I immediately confirmed that it was a scam, but I just felt too "naive". I was hesitating whether to call the police or not, when I suddenly found that the woman was in a trance and her clothes were messy. I realized that she might be a psycho, so I gave up the idea of calling the police and handed her over to the security guard in the lobby. After listening to my introduction, the lobby security guard said to the woman: If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the police station opposite and ask the director to stamp it for you. The woman listened to the security guard and ran to the police station across the street without thinking. Seeing this scene, I really admire this security guard. I thought: Just be smart with him. Maybe I will marry him someday. After lunch, the hall began to get busy. At this moment, the woman came in excitedly. The security guard and I looked straight in surprise. You know, this police station is now good in and bad out. The two of us quickly asked the woman what was going on. The woman said happily that the police on duty told her that in order to facilitate the masses, the office procedures have been simplified and money can be withdrawn without the stamp of the police station. After listening to this woman, I have to admire the policeman. Who says the quality of police is poor now? You see how skillful this policeman is, and a bureaucratic jargon fooled us back into this trouble. Well, I can't refuse to accept it. At this time, the security guard in the lobby and I were at a loss, so we had to give this woman to the supervisor in the lobby. Knowing what happened, the supervisor in the lobby asked the woman, "Why did you withdraw money?" ? The woman said: buy delicious food and buy good clothes. After listening to her words, the lobby supervisor said, This is China Construction Bank. The money we get here can only be used to build houses and eat food. Therefore, to buy delicious food, you have to go to the Agricultural Bank next door, and to buy clothes, you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank opposite. After listening to the lobby supervisor, the woman left excitedly again. Looking at the back of her departure, I admired our lobby supervisor. After a while, we almost forgot about it, and the woman came back. Looking at her, I was dumbfounded with the lobby security guard and the supervisor. This is amazing! We asked the woman what was going on, and she said that the people at the Agricultural Bank told her that only farmers could withdraw money from the Agricultural Bank, and that she was a city hukou and could not withdraw money. Later, she went to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and was told that this is a corporate bank and you can't take it. Finally, people said, you bitch, you can only go to CCB to withdraw money. So, she came back. Just when we were dumbfounded, the president came. The president took the note, looked at it and told us "nonsense". Then he turned to the woman and said kindly, "Comrade, it's not that we don't receive you. You are sent by the central government. Our level is not enough. If we want to get it back, we must go to the central bank. " Oh, my God! Now this society is really fooled by the whole people, and everyone is a master of fooling. It's really hard to get out of trouble.