Jokes about investment

A: Nothing is easy. I'd better go home and start my own business and be my own boss. I can have a holiday whenever I want, haha.

B: What should I do with you if you want to be a boss in the future? Don't criticize me.

A: Haha. Well, what projects do you think have a bright future? I'm going to start the scrap purchase, haha.

B: Good. I am actually very optimistic about this industry.

A: Haha, really.

B: Yes.

A: I mainly look at this industry, but I also start from scratch. You can also travel around.

B: Oh, this has not been thoroughly studied. How can I put it?

A: Visit more places and pick up some junk, mineral water bottles and so on.

B: ...

Classic MBA courses taught by Harvard professors;

A man went to the market to sell pigs, and it rained when it was dark. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.

The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.

Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.

W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.

Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.

W: I agree.

In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed, I slept on you, and the woman refused.

Man: For two pigs.

Female permission, please don't move up.

After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.

Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.

The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.

The man said that the pig was missing.

The woman whispered, or I'll give you a pig ...

After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 30 pigs (including the young woman's 10 pigs) and went to the market. ...

Harvard tutor's comment: In order to find the potential needs of users, we must guide and cultivate the needs of users in the early stage, so the investment generated is in line with the law of development.

When another person knew about it, he decided to do the same thing, so he went to the market to sell pigs. It was dark and raining, and twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.

The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.

Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.

W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.

Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.

W: I agree.

Men and women in the middle of the night, I sleep on you, and women refuse.

Man: For two pigs.

Female permission, please don't move up.

After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.

Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.

The man moved seven times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.

The man said: it's over ~ ~ ~

Female: ...

After dawn, the man lowered his head and drove two pigs to the market. ......

Harvard comment: Invest cautiously in combination with the enterprise's own scale, and beware of the problem of broken capital chain.