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Please don't treat me like a fool. There are some things I don't know, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.
3. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.
4. Any fool will seduce a girl; But only mature men know how to leave her.
You forgot some people, but you still remember the input method.
6. I think I am still not mature enough to control my restless heart calmly.
7. You have never tamed her. She only puts away her fangs when she loves you.
8. Only those who have loved will be easily moved by the love of others.
9. Once a person has self-knowledge, he will have an independent personality. Once he has an independent personality, he will no longer be confused and waste his time. In other words, he will have a moderate sense of accomplishment and happiness all his life.
10, discover your own strengths: everyone has their own strengths, and you should discover your own strengths and give them full play.
1 1, you don't know, every coincidence has my contribution.
12, your tears, I want to do, my happiness, you have to take over.
13, I work so hard because everything I want is expensive.
14, I care so much, but I seem so indifferent in your eyes.
15, you should be an omnipotent heroine until you meet someone you can trust for life, and then be a little princess whose bottle cap can't be unscrewed.
16. Sharing happiness with the wrong person becomes showing off, and sharing sadness with the wrong person becomes melodramatic, even a joke.
17, the night I gave up on you, there were no more stars and seas in my eyes.
18, those traces of vicissitudes struggling in time, enduring short-term joys and sorrows, finally dive into the end of the black hole of time in despair.
19, if love can fly with a thread, then the person who flies it must be honest and brave.
20. It's a pity that some important people didn't take a picture with you until they left.
2 1, I just want a wedding, a wedding dress, a pair of rings and a companion until I am old.
22, now I am fine, not in love, still waiting for you.
23. Life is like the rot of summer flowers and death is like the beauty of autumn leaves.
24. Some people, unable to realize their own problems, still have a preaching mouth.
If I can start over, I want to see you again, but I don't want to know you again.
26. Everyone else has been to the place you yearn for, and everyone you like is asleep.
27, block all your news, but can't block this heart.
No matter how you change, everyone can't like you, so you might as well be the person you want to be.
29. I am not an aristocrat, but not everyone has a chance.
30. The life of adults is hard enough, and it is even harder if you can't eat delicious food.
3 1, life is a person's journey, and no one can replace it. Someone always leaves, and someone always comes.
32. I hope you don't have to go through the hardships I have experienced. I hope you are touching the happiness I have.
33. Face to face: eyes; Knowing the cold and knowing the heat: it is the heart; Never leave: it is love; Lifelong: it is love.
34. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.
Trust is like a blank sheet of paper. Once wrinkled, it can't be perfect.
36. When you want to cry, proudly raise your head and let the tears flow back.
37. Drink the wine in front of you and forget the person behind you.
38, suddenly understand a truth, don't always treat a person with heart and lung.
Life is too short to regret. If it's not over, don't leave yourself where you are. Please keep smiling.
40. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.
4 1, life is too long, we are afraid of loneliness, life is too short, we are afraid of being too late.
42. They are all babies. Why should I let you go?
43. We lose happiness in greed, health in busyness, trust in doubt, friendship in care and ego in arrogance.
44. If you don't understand me, how can you understand my heart for you?
45. Happiness is not immortality, big fish and big meat, or the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.
46. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. It is impossible for someone around you to accompany you and spoil you all the time. Learn to love yourself.
47. Sometimes, I admire myself. I can swallow my stomach full of words and sadness, just say yes.
48. This world is the most dusty, boundless and heartless. Obviously, it gives us a corner to live in, but our hearts have nowhere to put them.
Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
50. Don't squander a feeling that seems easy to get, and don't easily hurt a heart that pays silently. Life never comes back, life never comes back, and do it and cherish it.
5 1, cool as the wind, wild as a dog, nobody cares, and free.
52. A smile, like a lie, is the least hypocritical.
53. I have an emotional cleanliness, and it is not so easy to get acquainted with me.
54. I learned to be strong, so strong that I don't have to learn not to think, but to forget.
55. I finally gave up on you and prepared to start my life without you.
56. Forget yesterday's troubles. A new day. Take a new attitude. Face the reality!
57. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to be a bitch.
58. How selfless a person is, how affectionate he is.
59. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.
60. If you get something, but you think that's all, then what you want is actually your desire. If you can't let it go after you get it, that's what you really want.
6 1, the chef said: love is an onion. If you peel them off one by one, they will always make you cry.
62. I always look forward to the waves coming home, but I forget that no one has given me a home.
63. How time flies. It only took one second, and then it took two seconds.
64. Share the worries of the world, if you are worried, you will be worried, and if you are not worried, you will be human; * * * The world is happy, happy, happy, happy, and forgotten.
66. I have been to song for you more than once to listen to the flowers bloom and fall with you.
67. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed. When you choose one road, the scenery of the other road has nothing to do with you.
68. Don't say forever when you are together, and don't say it once after breaking up.
69. Eat less when you are fat, and go to bed early when you are sleepy; Earn more if you are poor, and stay away if you don't like it; God is embarrassed that you don't save yourself.
70. Feelings that have no ending will always end; People who can't get it will always forget it.
7 1, I didn't like it at first, but I just couldn't.
72. The beauty of this beautiful thing lies in its contingency and unpredictability, just like you just went out to take out the garbage, but you found the lover of your life.
73. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?
74. When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. It's silly to think about it now.
75, some people, the more you look at it, the stranger it is. Some things, the more you think, the more painful it is.
76. I'm not afraid that you are under siege, and I'm afraid that I will submit to humiliation until I die.
77. Never look back. The myriad lights behind you are not where you belong.
78. I don't want your promise, so you will owe me forever.
It's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would leave.
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