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Introduction to the complete works of Wulin legends

1, Guo smashed Tongfu Store in a rage, and the shopkeeper got lost.

One month's dark night of murder, the legendary evil spirits of male and female descended from the sky, disrupting the stable days of Tongfu Inn. Guo Furong has a prominent family background. She was spoiled from childhood and was always covered up by her great warrior father. Since she was a child, she resolutely chose a road of running away from home and wandering the rivers and lakes alone, but she was detained at Tongfu Inn at the first stop and began a hard career as a handyman. ...

2, the shopkeeper condolences to the patient, the waiter cleans up the woman.

Guo dui, who was locked in the shop, was very angry with his acupuncturist and tried to fight him. However, he is always disturbed by Xing Shoutou and Xiao Liu. After trying all the methods, Guo came up with a fatal trap, got trapped and gave him two choices. First, he fought with me. Second, he left here. Bai Zhantang, in a difficult situation, resolutely chose a road of suffering. ...

These guys became slaves, and Mo Xiaobei built eight schools.

Because of Guo's article, Beckham was admitted to Baima Academy and began to go to school. The first day was a disaster. When Mr. Wang came to see you, he was very flustered. Mr. Wang didn't blame him, but praised him, saying that Beckham broke the rules and subverted the authority, and his future was infinite. Children's shopkeeper exulted, listened to Mr. Wang's orders and indulged him. A curse was planted. It was too late when Mr. Wang complained all over. ...

4. Chef Li Dou is nothing but an old lady, and the thief meets the gambling king in vain.

The blind old lady with a big mouth has a relapse. In desperation, in order to reassure her mother, she called herself the champion of Wulin. But when she heard this, she was so excited that she had to come back with him. After crying, everyone agreed to help with the acting, which became more and more real. My mother fell in love with this place where she could do whatever she wanted and refused to leave anyway. Seeing that this would be a disaster, she was forced to invite the legendary emperor to talk to her. ...

5, Xiuhong has a long way to set up pickpockets, and Guo Furong is obsessed with stealing saints

A little girl who wanted to take a six-door exam mistakenly caught the legendary thief Bai Zhantang. In order to protect himself, Bai Zhantang told an absurd story when he was young. The heroine is the little girl's idol Zhan Hongling. The little girl couldn't sit still before the story was finished. In desperation, she defended her idol, but she was defeated in front of the facts. Idol has been proved to be a liar, but will Six Doors be tested?

6, Yang Huilan tournament recruit husband, Li Dazui recruit dead evil spirit.

Yang Huilan, who is bent on finding a Mr Right, walks around the Jianghu with her hired fake father and tries to get married, claiming that as long as she can beat her in the competition, she will marry her. Big mouth, together with a small conspiracy, but Guo picked up a ready-made cheap, defeated, bent on marrying Guo, how to get rid of it? ...

7. Ask for money, show your talents and vent your personal anger. Lotus prank

In the last contest, Guo owed the scholar two yuan for the registration fee. This scholar is a humble scholar. Wouldn't it be rude if he asked for money? In order to get back the money, the scholar tried everything, but never got what he wanted. On the contrary, he eats everything. In the end, he didn't do anything, but also assumed the style of driving and wanted to fight Guo to the death. Then he knew that the scholar's strange behavior had nothing to do with his charm, and a woman's self-esteem broke out at a critical moment. ...

8. The widow in Qixia Ancient Town is looking for a husband, and it is still like the gathering of people in the inn.

This is a story about memories. Two years ago, Tong shopkeeper just got married here, waiting for the appearance of the groom, but he stumbled into it by mistake and was recognized as the groom by someone who was bent on stealing. Bai struggled with him while trying to take away the dowry. Ji Wuming, Bai's accomplice, was prepared to kill and rob goods, but Bai refused on the grounds that "I am a thief, not a bandit, and I can't choke". The two men had an unprecedented debate about it. ...

9. Tong Xiangyu took great pains, and Mo Xiaobei sleepwalked in the studio.

Beckham was naughty and scolded by everyone, and he felt very dirty. After scolding everyone, he ran away from home. Leaning against the door, I had a strange dream. In the dream, everything is specious, people are still those people, but times have changed. In this strange age, she is no longer a little girl who is cared and loved by everyone. Comparing the two, I found that everyone cares about themselves so much that a warm current will come from the bottom of my heart. ...

10, strong and timid, grasping the head and drinking hard liquor, being as kind to the scholar as a mountain and stealing leftovers.

In two days, it will be the memorial day of the scholar's ancestors. According to the ancestral training, a scholar who needs to open a warehouse and release grain is penniless, that is, he must obey the ancestral training and not lose himself. what should he do ? The scholar's mouth was wide open, and he came up with a stinking deadly trap, and put his filial piety and conscience into the torrent of swill ... When he was top-heavy and saw stars, he understood the truth that "I don't know if I am hungry when I am full." ...

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Tong shopkeeper ordered Guo to smash a red chamber across the hall. As compensation, Tongfu Inn is responsible for taking care of Hu Shiniang, a guest performer invited by a Red House in Yangzhou. After the arrival of Du Shiniang with a bad habit, the store was frightened, and the shopkeeper was finally fed up. When she was ready to drive it away, she found that she had eloped with Bai Zhantang. ...

12. The aggrieved person pretended to be a traitor and begged the business owner for leniency.

The red building opposite is delicious and cheap, and it has taken away all the business of Tongfu Inn. Tong shopkeeper learned from this lesson, ordered his big mouth to study recipes, and vowed to take back the lost guests. His big mouth was forced to do nothing. Egged on by everyone, he came up with a strange dish that was difficult to swallow. Tong shopkeeper gladly accepted it. Just as he was puzzled, a cow ran into the gable of a red chamber, and all the guests gathered at Tongfu Inn to prepare for dinner. ...

13, strive for self-esteem, be a writer, and set the overall situation for Xiang Yu.

Bai Zhantang's hand was injured, and Tong's shopkeeper took good care of it. He also carefully brought a joke and read it with him. The bursts of laughter upstairs made Guo and the scholar miserable, so he also laughed and wanted to compete with the upstairs, but his big mouth did not know why, and he laughed wildly and was teased by Guo and the scholar, hurting his self-esteem. After several times of bullying, his big mouth finally got angry and yelled-I can't read, who am I afraid of? ...

14, Xing Touyong cracked the case of killing chickens, and Yan Xiaoliu pushed the anti-thief law.

A cock with a big mouth and a red tail was killed by Bai Zhantang. In order to celebrate the second anniversary of his promotion, the head catcher Xing devoted himself to solving the case. In the process of solving the case, everyone was included in the scope of suspicion, which eventually caused public outrage. After being robbed, the criminal captors fought back, and the more dangerous it was, the more dangerous it became. Finally, he characterized the case as the most organized and planned case since the founding of the People's Republic of China. ...

15, Lei Laowu sneaked into the county government, and the boy shopkeeper got into a dead end.

Lei Laowu, a grave robber, suddenly saw a jade brand of "stealing saints" hanging around the neck of the shopkeeper, thinking that she was the legendary thief, so he stole the jade brand overnight and hid it behind the flat forehead of the yamen. Let's steal it together. Whoever steals first gets the thief's name. Bai Zhantang accepted the challenge, but unexpectedly, Lei's property had dug a tunnel to the yamen. ...

16, a tourist trap of trying to sell goods to shopkeepers by playing tricks to deceive booksellers.

The scholar wrote a novel called Legend of Wulin. Xiaoguo felt very good after reading it, so he wanted to package it into a generation of best-selling writers, and he could also profit from it and raise money to redeem it. Disembarking, booksellers were not interested, and almost all the proposed amendments made the scholar angry. At this time, it is too late to regret. According to the contract, the breach of contract should be compensated for three thousand two hundred pieces of silver, and the scholar was blindsided at once. ...

17, Mo Xiaobei is a beginner of Hengshan School, and Qian Furen will be a Tongfu store.

Three swordsmen from Hengshan Sect came to the store and wanted to take Beckham back as a head. Tong shopkeeper strongly disagreed, but Beckham's soul was hooked by sugar-coated haws, and he agreed privately without considering it. Seven days later, the heads of six sects and heroes from all walks of life gathered at Tongfu Inn to celebrate the new head's accession to the throne. Beckham didn't react at this time. Facts have proved that this is not a joke. ...

18, Yan Xiaoliu was drunk and arrested, and Guo Furong was infatuated.

Captain Xing is going to Beijing on business. Please take care of Xiao Liu, especially don't give him drinks. Bai Zhantang didn't believe it, so he poured Liu half a bowl, and personally realized the horror of drinking crazily. After the chaos, Xiao Liuhe and Guo were handcuffed to the stairs. Who dares to cuff the yamen? That's not bad? Small six, the feeling be nasty under, let a person give their own reasons, really can't give it out, just handcuff everyone back. ...

19, Li Dazui practiced hard to lower the dragon's palm, and Guo Furong could not escape from life and death.

Mouth is always away these days, and the kitchen is always locked. Everyone is curious. When they opened the kitchen, they found a pile of martial arts equipment inside. Bai Zhantang followed Dazui up the mountain to explore and found that he could powder the slate with one hand. When Dazui came back, they questioned him, but they couldn't ask anything. All they know is that the big mouth, which has become a divine power, is about to leave here and wander the rivers and lakes. ...

20. Spippy Housanhun Inn, the heroine Furong organizes the Chinese New Year.

These days, Tong's shopkeeper became suspicious. First, he lost his kitchen knife. Then, in the middle of the night, a shrill scream came from her room. The next day, the lost kitchen knife appeared again with blood on it. After that, the shopkeeper slipped seven or eight times. Every time he goes out, he carries a small burden in his arms, and an appalling murder and dismemberment case gradually surfaced. ...