Jokes about language and cultural differences

Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.

The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare to hold the apple above your head and let you compete in marksmanship.

"So he put an apple on his head.

The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then turned and shot, and the apple was smashed.

He said proudly, "I'm Hunter."

The Japanese put another apple on his head.

The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then turned and shot, and the apple was smashed.

He proudly said, "I'm Bond."

The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.

China turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot.

Japan's head was blown off, and he proudly said, "I'm sorry."