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Can you tell a secret that has been hidden in your heart for years?

The secret that has been hidden in my heart: mistaking my wife's best friend for my wife at night.

Because I am an engineer, I often come back to the project once a month, and sometimes I am busy for two or three months.

My wife is bored at home alone, and often asks her single best friend to come to our house quietly.

That weekend, I told my wife that I couldn't go back, but things were cancelled temporarily, so I decided to go home and see her.

In order to give her a surprise, I sneaked back without telling her in advance. When I got home, it was already early in the morning. I didn't wake my wife. After washing, I went to bed without turning on the light, close to my sleeping wife.

"Wife" suddenly woke up and turned on the bedside lamp. I found her quiet, not my wife. She said my sister-in-law was going to have a baby, and my wife went to the hospital, not at home.

Quietly said that she admired me for a long time, but because of her best friend's face, she never had a chance to tell me.

I didn't expect anyone to like me silently.

But afterwards, I felt particularly regretful. I thought my wife was always so kind to me. I often live alone in the field, but she never complains to me. I really feel sorry for my wife.

For the sake of this family, I have always kept that night in mind, and I swear that I will be doubly kind to my wife in the future.

The shared girl fell down in the shower and dislocated her right hand, so she couldn't dress herself. She asked me for help, which made me nervous.

My rental house is a one-bedroom apartment with a single apartment structure. In order to reduce the burden, I rent my bedroom to a female colleague, and I live in a small living room.

On her 22nd birthday, we prepared a sumptuous dinner and bought two bottles of beer to celebrate. I don't drink enough, and her capacity for liquor is even worse. She only drank less than 17 bottles, so we rationally stepped on the brakes.

We are roommates and colleagues, and we don't like each other very much. I think she is too thin, and she thinks I am too fat. Based on this, we get along like brothers. After a hearty meal, I began to clear the table. She ate a lot of peppers and was sweating all over, so she went to take a shower first.

In less than two minutes, I could hear her fall through the wall. I didn't pretend to care about her. I continued to clean the table. I fell and just got up. I have hands and feet. I hate delicate people, both men and women.

After a minute's silence, she told me with tears that her hand was dislocated and she couldn't exert any more force. She can't dress herself, but it doesn't hurt too much.

My father is an old Chinese doctor, and I can handle a simple dislocation. However, I am a little hesitant. How should I dress her?

Based on this, I told her that I would call 120 immediately or ask someone for help. She cried even louder and resolutely opposed my proposal. In her original words, this is a normal mistake. If others know, they will definitely scold her for falling in the bathroom after getting drunk, and how to behave in the future.

What she said was really reasonable. I was worried that her pain would get worse, so I threw caution to the wind. I covered my eyes with a mask and touched the wall and went into the bathroom to help her dress.

She just dislocated her right hand, and her left hand can still move normally. I just need to stretch out a hand to help her, and she can do all the operations by herself.

This is my only secret. Let's say a few last words.

1, I know, most people won't believe it, because not many people have sunshine in their hearts.

2. Be an open and honest person. What you see after the rainy day is a rainbow. There is a ghost in my heart, and it will thunder on a sunny day. That's all.

The secret I have been hiding in my heart is a love affair with my friend's wife. It was when I was out of town that my friend's wife wanted to work. Because my friend's leg is broken, he can't go to work to earn money, so he can only stay at home for about a year.

A friend's daughter-in-law felt that she couldn't live without income at home, so she discussed with her husband and wanted to work to earn some money. My friend called me and asked me if I could help his wife find a job.

It is easy for a woman from other places to find a job. I got her a job, and she came over and worked as a clerk in a company not far from my residence. At that time, I rented a private house and a single room, and I also found a single room near me to rent for her.

Because of the proximity, we often buy food and cook together after work. Her cooking is delicious, and sometimes we go out for a walk after dinner.

People are emotional animals, and their relationship with her has gradually changed subtly. I found that she also has feelings for me, and I already have feelings for her.

One day it rained heavily, and I finished my meal at her house. I don't have an umbrella, so I can't go back. I can only stay there. At midnight, something should not happen naturally with her.

After that relationship, we lived a small life like a couple every day and were very happy. A year has passed in a blink of an eye, and her husband has been able to go out to work, and she is also ready to go back and see the children.

We had a long talk. She said that we should forget this relationship and thank me very much for the happiness I brought her this year. She's going back to her family, and I've always felt guilty about my friend. We decided to keep this secret that belongs to both of us together. Up to now, my friends don't know my relationship with his daughter-in-law.

When I was fifteen or sixteen, my brother and I were touched in a fight. I didn't feel it at that time, and I'm afraid now!

When I was fifteen, my mother and my father divorced. They never quarrel or fight. There is only one simple reason: their feelings are very fragile!

At that time, I chose to follow my dad, because my dad had a good personality and was responsive to me financially. Unfortunately, my father soon found me a stepmother. Although I respect my father's choice on the surface, I still can't bear it.

My stepmother didn't come alone, but also brought a brother, two years older than me. He may have inherited his stepmother's genes, so he is more handsome.

Tell me about me. I am also a little beauty, and I am very proud of my rapid development.

Once, my brother and I watched TV on the sofa. For some reason, they suddenly started playing. You scratch me, I scratch you. In the process, I felt that my body was intentionally touched by him, but it didn't seem to be. Anyway, I was ticklish and didn't care that much.

In retrospect, I feel that my brother is sometimes quite wrong. Recalling that funny story, I'm a little scared, too!

After reflecting on this matter, I later paid more attention to keeping my distance from him, and they were as respectful as guests.

And it also reminds me that girls must protect themselves outside, which is really no joke!

Topic: Do you think my brother did it on purpose? Or was it unintentional?

My husband never knew that I was drugged when I was drinking in a nightclub, which was a secret I kept in my heart for many years.

That year, I was only about 25 years old, in the prime of life. But because I broke up with my boyfriend, my mood has been at a low ebb for a long time.

In order to vent my dissatisfaction and sadness, I did something that I regret for the rest of my life-I often wandered around bars, discos, KTV and other nightclubs.

It is reasonable to exist, and it is reasonable for nightclubs to exist. Moreover, with the deepening of the construction of a society ruled by law, nightclubs are becoming more and more formal and people's quality is getting higher and higher.

However, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. In addition, if you often walk by the river, how can you not wet your shoes? I think I know how to protect myself, but I still haven't escaped from some men.

That night, as before, I went to the disco to play alone. During this period, I met a man who had met many times before. He invited me to drink and dance together, because I knew him well, so I agreed.

Several times, he tried to pour me wine, but I refused. When I come back from the bathroom, I always ask for a new cup. Because I have heard that many girls have been drugged in nightclub wine, I have been very vigilant.

However, later he took a piece of chewing gum out of his pocket and gave it to me. I hesitated for a moment, thinking that chewing gum should be nothing, so I took it and ate it.

But it didn't take me long to feel groggy, just like taking sleeping pills. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep soon. The gum was obviously drugged.

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly I felt a particularly violent vibration. I struggled to open my eyes and found myself lying in a strange place.

I quickly called the waiter and asked him to call the police for me. My mobile phone, wallet, jewelry and other valuables are gone. Later, the man was caught and severely punished by the law!

This incident hurt me a lot. I've been hiding it in my heart, afraid to tell anyone. It's my later husband. I didn't tell him. It's my secret.

Although I just lost my valuables, there is nothing else, but I still dare not tell him, for fear that he will think too much.

Off-topic:

During that time, when I was playing in nightclubs, I often saw some girls like me drinking alone.

Many girls are taken away by men when they are drunk, and I don't know if they know each other.

Even some girls, because they were too drunk, took the initiative to leave the man they met for the first time.

Here, I advise all girls to lead an honest and clean life and never drink alone. My experience is a lesson for you.

Otherwise, there is no regret medicine, and you will regret it later!

My husband and I have been married for a year, but I have always kept a secret in my heart, that was when I was in college.

I was born in an ordinary family, and my parents are laid-off workers. It is already difficult for me to study. The natural living environment can be imagined. I envy other children, too. I can wear new clothes to the playground on weekends.

Therefore, I am well aware of the hardships of life and clearly know that only studying hard is my only way out, and I can completely change my family.

In three years of high school, I studied hard and was admitted to my favorite university with excellent results. I became the pride of my parents.

When I was in college and just entered the dormitory, these girls in front of me were all beautiful and dressed like dolls, but I was so ordinary.

Over time, my mentality has also changed, and I began to envy their superior life. I often ask myself why, although we are the same age, the situation is so bad.

Once my roommate helped me make up. That was the first time I made up. I looked at myself in the mirror. That was the first time I felt so beautiful.

When I was in college, I was an intern in a company, and my boss was very kind to me, just like my father.

Later, I came together with him until graduation.

I met my husband after work. He is very kind to me. The most important thing is that he doesn't mind my family. Soon we should talk about marriage. I visited his parents for the first time.

When his door opened, when he appeared in front of my eyes, we looked at each other and quickly took our eyes off each other.

I had an awkward meal that day and just wanted to leave quickly. I don't know how to face him.

Later, my husband and I got married, and he didn't know about it.

This matter has been hidden in my heart, which is my secret. I think this secret should be kept in my heart forever.

My sister-in-law is my ex-girlfriend. When I was in college, I knew that my sister-in-law had an excellent sister, but she was always reluctant to approach men. It happened that she worked in my uncle's company.

My ex-girlfriend and I have a secret that we can't tell, that is, after her sister became my wife, she kept silent about our agreement and relationship, so now my daughter-in-law doesn't know that I and her sister are boyfriend and girlfriend.

When I was in college, it was sunny and many girls liked me. It was my ex-girlfriend who really pestered me all day when I bought it, and then I had no choice but to associate with her. She is a single-parent family and her father left early because of illness. Both sisters were brought up by their grandmother and mother. After graduating from college, my sister found a job and began to supplement her family. At that time, my ex-girlfriend didn't have enough living expenses because of her sister. So my ex-girlfriend and I met her sister once, but that time I felt that her sister was particularly mature and sensible, which was my first impression.

At first, our relationship was smooth, and many things happened after realizing the sweetness of love, but I never let go of my ex-girlfriend. Later, because of work, I was very unhappy and ready to break up. We were both tired of each other, but she wouldn't let go, but she bet that if you could catch up with my sister, I would break up with you. She was desperate for this relationship and even felt that.

We had problems when we just graduated. I joined my uncle's company to do professional counterpart work. Working under my sister, she once again stressed that if I catch up with my sister, I will let go. Her paranoia is driving me crazy, so I have no choice but to attack her sister.

Her sister was sad for some time because her work mistakes had a certain impact on the company. I paid attention to it, probably because of my affection for her, and my uncle gave her a chance. But she really appreciates that I'm not at home. At this point, I expressed my feelings for her. Seriously, it was not for the purpose at that time, and the temperament of the two sisters was absolutely different.

Although it was a sister-in-law relationship, we later had children for our union. There has never been much disagreement. In this way, my aunt, my ex-girlfriend, broke up smoothly and found my true love.

What I can't stand most about my ex-girlfriend is that she is overly paranoid and always uses her own special ideas to understand others. She is very controlling and completely different from her sister. But our agreement is to say nothing about our relationship.

It was years ago, but I never dared to mention it in my heart. I am afraid that my wife will misunderstand my love for her and think that our relationship is a transaction. But my years of affection for my wife have made me inseparable from her. I feel that my life can't go on when I let her go, so don't let her misunderstand that I will keep this secret in my heart.

After my ex-girlfriend left me, she was very upset because she was afraid to see me. She married in a place as far away as Guangzhou. Although we met during the holiday, she never mentioned our previous feelings. One is afraid of destroying these two relationships, and the other is that she wants her sister to be happy. So our relationship is essentially brother-in-law and sister-in-law.

By chance, I mistook my wife's best friend for my wife.

Because the work on the construction site has been finished that day and the next construction site has not been discussed yet, I want to take this time to go home and spend time with my wife, so I can relax and have a rest. In order to surprise my wife, I bought a ticket to go home without telling her.

It was already one o'clock in the morning when I got home. I put down my luggage and backpack softly, took a hot bath first, lifted the corner of the quilt and got into bed directly, reaching out and hugging my wife on the bed.

After a while, I felt a little abnormal. I quickly turned on the bedside lamp and looked at it. As a result, I was directly shocked. It turned out that the person who was just held in my arms was not his wife, but his wife's best friend Hongmei.

Because I work in other places all the year round and my wife is bored at home, I let my single best friend Hongmei come and live together.

It turned out that that evening, my mother-in-law was unwell and was hospitalized. My wife rushed to the hospital to accompany her and let her best friend stay in our house. It's convenient to cook for my son in the morning and send him to school.

I apologize for such an embarrassing thing. I'm sorry, I really didn't expect it, and I didn't know it was you sleeping. I thought it belonged to my wife. She smiled and said, it doesn't matter. In fact, I like you for a long time, but because I am as close as a sister to your wife, I can only keep it in my heart. Now, by chance, my wish has been met.

I told her to go back to sleep. I went to my son's room to sleep with him and lie in bed. My heart has been restless for a long time. My wife was so kind to me that I supported my family by myself. I tried very hard, but I did such a thing. Although it was an unintentional mistake, I felt guilty and blamed myself. But for the sake of her affection for her and her best friend's sister, and for the sake of her best friend's reputation, I can only bury it in my heart.

What would you do if it were you? Welcome friends to express their views and discuss.

I know my best friend is gay, but I don't have the courage to tell her husband.

My best friend, height 175CM, looks like Gigi Lai, a Hong Kong star. I can prove that her face is original and has not been tampered with. She used to be a model and an actress. Seeing that the entertainment circle was not pure land, she chose to quit. She said that since she could not change it, she would not go along with it.

After leaving the entertainment circle, my girlfriend chose a job as a clerk. The salary was not high, but she was very leisure.

At marriageable age, my best friend's parents began to urge her to get married. At that time, I was married.

I also introduced several handsome guys to my best friend, and she turned them down.

Later, my best friend told me that she likes women and doesn't like men, and she doesn't intend to get married in this life.

On May 1 2020, my best friend got married, and she and her husband got married in a flash within a week. When I heard the news, I was shocked!

Imagine that on Monday, your friend had dinner with you and complained that he didn't have a boyfriend. Next Monday, he suddenly called you to the wedding. Would you be stupid? !

After getting married, my best friend is going to have a baby soon.

So far, I'm a little confused. I wonder if what my best friend once said is true or not. Should I tell her husband?

At school, I met a "kind-hearted" old man, and what happened later became a secret I couldn't tell.

At that time, although I had just entered junior high school, my lines had already come out. As a result, one day when I was at school, an old man came to make friends with me and said that I would accompany me on my way to school, just like his granddaughter.

I was naive at that time, so I listened to him and treated him as a good person. And he held me in his arms.

I was a little scared, but I was too timid to shout, so I had to hug him for a while before he let me go. When I got home, I was afraid to tell my family. I was afraid that my family would scold me, so I had to swallow it.

Later, one day, after school with my classmates, the old man came face to face with me and stretched out a hand in my direction. Fortunately, his classmates took his hand away, stared at him and scolded him a few words. The old man will never bother me again.

Now that I think about it, it's incredible. How can I stand such a thing? But at that time, I was too dead, because I was disciplined by my family, especially my grandmother always said that I couldn't do this or that, and I didn't want to attract many bad guys outside, which made me afraid of letting this guy get away with it, but whenever I shouted, this wouldn't happen to me.

Fortunately, the old man gave up without further measures because of his classmates' stop, but after thinking about it, he was actually quite scared. Later, I was depressed about it for a while, and I always felt that this unfortunate thing would happen to me. Fortunately, I gradually feel relieved. After all, a pinch of fingers, the old man must be gone. What do the dead care about?

However, I want to remind you, don't think that strange old people of the opposite sex are kind people, and be careful in everything, especially children. For those who are old and disrespectful, it is difficult for them to be punished by law because they are old, and it is even more terrible to be an e-lai!