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What is the humor of absurd question and answer?

It is inevitable that you will encounter strangers or strange things that deliberately make things difficult for you or unintentionally offend you. At this time, it is not the best policy to argue with the other side and not give in. It is better to use this more absurd method to let the other party see that what they are asking is inappropriate.

The editor of a publication, after reading two contributions from an author, found a few short postscript lines: "I will stand on the tallest building in the city on the night when I receive the rejection, tear it to pieces and float in the wind, and then I will close my eyes-think about it." In the face of the absurd letter from the author, the editor replied, "I have read famous books. After research, I decided to return one to you and keep one. So when you stand on a tall building and think about it tonight, just close one eye! "

After careful reflection, it is not difficult to see the editor's good intentions in the face of the author's absurd demands, and the humor is quite meaningful.

Science and fallacy are made for each other, but scientists are handy when answering absurdity with absurdity.

Roentgen scientists discovered x-rays. One day, he received a letter saying that he had a bullet in his chest and needed X-ray treatment. He asked Roentgen to send him some X-rays and an instruction on how to use them.

X-rays should not be mailed. If Roentgen directly points out this person's ignorance, it's ok, but he has no sense of humor. Roentgen used absurdity to deal with absurdity and wrote back: "Please send a chest!"

It can be seen that the method of returning absurdity to absurdity can avoid confrontation and tit-for-tat, and can also produce humorous effects.

The premise of the smooth development of things is to follow its logical relationship. If this logical law is violated, mistakes will occur. However, this method can produce humorous effect. Different types of things can be carried out according to the same logical relationship deliberately, or they can borrow the logical relationship of other things. Sometimes, without borrowing other logical relations, the mistakes of logical relations themselves are enough to form humor.

There was a young man named Alfred at Oxford University who once recited a new poem in front of his classmates. Classmate Charles said, "I am very interested in Alfred's poems, but I seem to have seen them in a book." Alfred was very angry and asked Charles to apologize.

Charles said, "I seldom take back what I said. But this time, I admit that I was wrong. I thought Alfred stole it from the book I read, but when I opened the book in my room, I found that the poem was still there. Sorry! "

This poem was copied, and the original printed matter is still there. Charles used the logic of stealing to explain plagiarism and created the funny jokes above.

When you want to dissuade or criticize others, you can try this method, which can not only achieve your goal, but also make the other person introspect.

Once, I had a whim and wanted to rearrange my home. My wife said it didn't help, and time was tight. She advised me not to do it, and I had no choice but to come with me. The sofa moved to the south wall, the TV pushed in, the bed moved out ... finally, the wardrobe was left behind. The wardrobe is too heavy. My wife said to move together. I said, "That won't do. Last time four people moved, they had two breaks. " The lady said, "We can take four breaks! Not the same? " I was amused by my wife's words and deeply felt, "If I had known this, why should I have done it?"

Things are different in nature, but sometimes their forms may be the same. A person bowed his head and cried, perhaps because he met a sad thing, perhaps because he was overjoyed and cried with joy. When a person laughs on his back, maybe something happy happened, or maybe he faced a tragic situation with a smile. Therefore, when judging things, you can't just rely on experience and take it for granted; We should analyze it carefully, understand its essence, and then draw conclusions. If you deliberately misunderstand and misinterpret, it will naturally produce humor.

Once, a female teacher asked a question in class: "Give me liberty or give me death!" Who said this sentence? "Someone answered in poor English:" 1775, Butrik? Henry said it. " "Yes, classmate, the answer just now is Japanese students. You grew up in America and didn't know it. " At this time, there was a cry from the back of the classroom: "Kill the Japanese!" " "The female teacher flushed with anger and shouted," Who? Who said this? " After a short silence, someone in the corner of the classroom replied, "1945, said by President Truman."

Playing some jokes in this way can make life full of laughter and endless fun. Facing life, people should be optimistic and open-minded. When you encounter something that annoys or embarrasses you, you can also use this deliberate misunderstanding method to drive away these unpleasantness.