Types of jokes in joke books

The content of professional jokes is mainly aimed at the weaknesses of people in a certain industry to satirize this profession.

Lawyer joke

There are many jokes about lawyers in some parts of the United States, because local lawyers have a bad impression and are greedy for money:

Q: What do you do when you are trapped in a house with a murderer, rapist and lawyer, and there are only two bullets left in your gun?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

We have a female math teacher from Sichuan, and her Mandarin is OK, but "pro" and "question" are always confused.

Once she finished answering a question for us, everyone said, "Do you understand? If you don't understand, you can get up and kiss me. " The students were all surprised when they heard it. You look at me, I look at you. Nobody got up. She added, "Why, I'm embarrassed to get up and kiss, aren't I?" The students were even more disgusted, and some almost laughed. Seeing that no one asked, the teacher said, "I am too old to kiss." Well, I won't come to my office after class and' kiss' me when no one is around. " Ha ha! The students finally couldn't help laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How blind can the sentences made by primary school students be?

Riddle: If a riddle can make people smile, it can also belong to a joke.

Brainstorming: If a brainteaser can make people laugh, it is also a joke. Low-level jokes, also called dirty jokes, often take various taboos as the theme, mainly sex. These jokes may contain unpleasant sexual hints. Many low-level jokes are related to gender discrimination, but other types of jokes may also contain low-level and obscene content.

Example: There are three women eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one containing. Do you know who is married? Who's not married? A cold joke refers to a joke that is difficult to laugh because of homophonic words, translation, subject omission, different logic and judgment, special content, or because of the tone or expression of the performer, but it does not mean that it is not funny, but it is also a manifestation of humor.

Some cold jokes will find many subtleties after careful consideration, and sometimes the only joke is not funny. Cold jokes are widely popular on the internet, TV programs, books and magazines, and there are many experts in cold jokes. One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" "

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, shout it again!" " "

The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" "

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people."

Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down."

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "I was wrong."

Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "Stop! Stop it! "

Student: "Let's go on! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, you say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "Don't practice!"

Student: "Let's keep practicing!"

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

..... Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily with a book in his arms.