Please give me a funny joke. It probably starts with something like remembering to wear less clothes when the weather gets cold, and don’t eat breakfast in the morning...

You should take good care of yourself. Remember to drink on time. If you feel uncomfortable, smoke more. Stay up late every day. Remember to eat more late-night snacks and breakfast. Don’t eat often. Wear sandals when the weather is cold. Wear more pairs of socks. Also, eat spicy strips every day when you are out alone. Take good care of yourself, eat less, cross the street, and don’t forget to play with your mobile phone while walking. When riding in the car, don’t forget to stick your head out the window for swimming. Don’t forget to breathe well. Also, when reading, remember to turn off the light. On days when I’m not around, If you can't sleep, take more sleeping pills. I like the way you swallow glass. If you're bored, burn your hair. Make sure to use boiling water for bathing. If you're sad, take drugs. Everything will get better.