Please help me find homophonic allegorical sayings, jokes and couplets! urgent

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A bean-shaped figure-a seasoning soup that can't be overturned-is sweet and sour.

Knocked over the five-flavored bottle-everything, sweet, sour, spicy and salty.

Sneezing scared the tiger to death-what a coincidence to hang yourself with noodles-no one will die.

Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.

Take five horses and pour six sheep's heads.

Use the eye of a needle as a chimney bird

Hold the pole, touch it-hold the root

Sew clothes with sticks-take everything seriously (needles)

Use a straw hat as a pot cover-button the hat.

Take the ticket into the theater-it doesn't match the number.

Use tofu to cushion the foot of the table-it doesn't matter.

Suicide with a blunt knife-it hurts even if it doesn't kill you.

Sell the phoenix as a chicken-whatever the cost.

Take a mouse as a cow-blow it

Dress in tiger skin-scare people

Slide the road with eggs-be careful.

Pull the reins like hair-that's easy to say.

Hit with a hip flask-drink (or break).

Planing coptis chinensis with a hoe-irony

Hit the moon with a rolling basin-I don't know how heavy it is.

Run into the door with an abacus-find a bill.

Holding a shovel as a pot-very poor.

Use shoes as hats-up and down.

Holding a pheasant as an offering-family wealth is hard to say.

Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.

My sole poked my hand-it's really annoying.

The nurse is holding the baby-someone else's.

Grandma's shoes.-same.

Open your mouth-you want to eat.

Resist monkeys climbing cherry trees-rough people eat flour and rice.

A man's field, a daughter's shoes-not bad.

North and south-nothing.

One day in the south, the stone was sweating-the tide came back.

Mr. Nanguo's boasting-make up a few words.

Lanterns in the worse heaven-lanterns held high.

South Pearl Bangzi as a dish-hard frying (noisy)

Brain tumor-a heavy burden behind it

Head tumor-an extra burden

Grease the skull.-slick

The horn on the head-does not agree with others.

Socks are worn on the skull, not on the feet.

There's a mortar on the skull.-I don't know how much it weighs.

The doll on the top of the skull-Juren

Eyes on my forehead-looking up at the sky.

An alarm clock makes you happy-smug.

A tender cow drags a plow and harrow-it won't run until it hits.

A capable woman cries in the middle of the night-she is so capable.

Climb to the top of the mountain-to the top of the mountain (etc)

Pole Climbing Competition-See who climbs fast.

Climb the stairs and fall-the higher you climb, the heavier you fall.

The skill of Parthenocissus tricuspidata-it can please you.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-aim high.

Climb on horseback and want to fly-aim high.

Pat the thigh to scare the tiger-it's no use.

Flattery got caught in the bag-not only was it not good, but it was also kicked.

Kiss a horse on the mouth-it bites.

Flatter your ass.-kick it.

Pat your ass and leave.-whatever.

Paint-the lines are too thick.

Line up and braid your hair-one at a time.

Braised tofu with ribs-both soft and hard

Take shelter from the rain downstairs-for a while

Pan Jinlian decoction-secretly poisoning

Pan Jinlian made a toast to Song Wu-up to no good.

Pan Jinlian's Toast-Tell the truth first

An ancient dance-Happy forever.

Driving on Panshan Highway-Good at turning.

The judge handled the case-it was terrible.

The judges perform magic-all magic.

A girl looking forward to sunshine-a warm (sunny) person

A girl who expects sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.

Crabs eat sorghum-climb the stem

The crab has just shelled and the meat is tender.

Crabs cross the river-too many cooks.

Crabs cross the road-climb (dominate) the road.

Pea crab-rolling and crawling

Crabs teach children-the right path of uncertainty

Crabs entering the mountain gate-catching immortals

Crab pulling a cart-not taking the right path

Crabs pull carts-level them.

Crabs get married-all kings and bitches

Crabs spit-endless

The fat woman went through the narrow door-the door was right.

Fat people drive-get in the way of people on both sides.

Fat people wear jackets-they don't fit.

Fat man's belt-it doesn't matter at all.

Throwing the ball to attract relatives-not necessarily satisfied

Running race-you chase after me

A monk can't run out of the temple-please rest assured.

The shrimp ran away and caught the carp-better management

Run away from the sheep to repair the circle-in case of future.

It's hard to joke about horses-it hurts people on purpose.

Bubble gum sticks to sticky rice-it won't pull down.

Soaked beans-not just

Wet earth wall-not long.

A flamethrower's temper-he gets angry when he opens his mouth

Put the eggs in the basin-countless eggs

Scenery in the Basin-False Scenery

An inflatable ball full of anger

Playing loach.-cunning.

Be a beggar with a golden bowl-I'm so happy.

Holding a golden bowl as a beggar-why ask for help?

Begging with a golden bowl-pretending to be poor and complaining

Hit the south wall and never look back-stubbornness

Stealing a tobacco pouch with a cloak-civilized people don't do civilized things.

Put out the fire with hemp-welcome

Put on hemp fiber to save people-make trouble.

In dog skin.-not human skin.

Wear cowhide-don't admit to being dirty (stealing)

Put on hemp fiber to put out the fire-get into trouble.

Put on hemp fiber to put out the fire-be burned.

Arsenic mixed with Chili peppers is spicy.

Peppers soaked in arsenic are extremely toxic.

Soak pepper in arsenic-arsenic is extremely toxic.

The owner of the leather shop-a braggart

Shoemaker's shoulder pole-both ends are inclined (beautiful)

The shoemaker tripped and revealed the last tree.

Leather pants are more than leather pants-there must be a reason.

Wash the shrimps in the leather basket-none of them can escape.

Wash the shrimps in the leather basket-you can't take them off.

Wipe the ball with oil-it's round and smooth.

Wipe the ball with oil-it's round and smooth.

The ball fell into the soup pot-calling you an asshole and you're still angry.

The ball fell into the cylinder-round and slippery.

The ball cracked and deflated.

The ball fell into the water and floated on the water.

The ball was stabbed once-it was flat.

Sharpen the knife on the ball-discouraged

There is a knife in the ball-it has softened.

Pumpkins in July and August-the skin is old but the heart is not old

Fishing sesame seeds in a seven-foot jar-it takes a lot of effort.

Seven-foot man and six-foot door-have to bow their heads

Wear three-inch shoes with seven-foot hard clothes

Seven monks and an umbrella-you can't cover it.

Seven Sisters meets Chang 'e-Fairy (now) versus Fairy (now)

Seven catties of flour mixed with three catties of paste-muddled.

Fly a kite in Qiligang-fly it.

Seven capture Meng Huo-tell him to take orally and convince him.

Seven-year-old Yaer has been looking after cows for eight years-but she can't handle it.

The Seven Fairys Marry Yong Dong-Take the Initiative.

Seven fairies went to their parents' house-in the clouds and fog.

The seven fairies dream.-God knows.

Burning incense paper and half-coaxing ghosts in July

Qi Huangong used Ying Zhong-don't forget the old scores.

Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse-far behind.

Riding on a donkey, reading a songbook-count as many as you read.

Riding a donkey on crutches-reinventing the wheel

Ride a donkey and read the books-we'll see.

Riding a donkey to see the sedan chair-less than the last one, more than the next one

Riding a camel with a golden knife-a big makin knife.

Ride a loaded horse-it's all on the horse.

Riding without a whip-flattery

See the flowers on horseback-not deep.

Ride around the lamp.-we'll see.

Ride a wooden bridge-it's hard to turn back.

Bike through downtown-hang it all!

The judge of the riding club-break into the ghost at once

Ride the Tianshan Mountains.-See you later.

Less riding time, more pedaling time-this is irreversible.

You don't have to ride a donkey in a hurry-you know it well.

Riding an ox to meet in-laws-what a pity.

Riding a cow to find a cow-an old fool

Riding a horse and eating roast chicken-I don't know where this bone has gone.

Ride a fast horse and beg for food-rushing to the poor

Riding on the back of a tiger-that is, it is difficult to get up and down.

Riding on the back of a tiger-afraid to come down.

Riding a tiger is difficult-I can't help myself.

Riding a donkey to find a donkey-dizzy.

Riding a camel and eating steamed stuffed buns-stuffed.

Riding a camel and eating steamed buns-I'm happy to fill the stuffing.

Riding camels and driving chickens-I don't know the height.

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

Diamond cut diamond, neck and neck.

A veteran in the chessboard-a box that can't get out

The image of the earth on the chessboard-never leaving the general.

The child in the chessboard-twist it and move it.

Playing the Hu Qin on the top of the flagpole-singing high notes

Lanterns on the flagpole-great

Landmines hanging on the flagpole-fantasy (ringing)

A trumpet is installed on the flagpole-it rings loudly.

Beggars are jealous-they look poor.

Beggars eat plums-the poor

The beggar rings the bell-as poor as a church mouse.

The beggar's clothes are full of flaws.

A beggar's life depends entirely on the charity of others.

Beggars go into hair salons-nobody cares.

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

Beggars talk cross talk-talk glibly.

Beggars raise pigs-unexpected

Crane hangs lanterns-don't mention it.

A crane hangs chicken feathers-as easy as blowing off dust

The crane hangs chicken feathers-overqualified.

The balloon went up-it exploded.

Graduated from Meteorological University-rain at first sight and lightning at first sight.

Car shooting-deflation

Cars climb trees-fooling around.

The car stalled and caught fire-someone had to push it.

Bricks for building walls-from the back

Master of cloth dyeing-I can't get it out.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

The owner of the dyehouse-lewd

Playing the flute in the dyehouse-colorful

The girl in the dye room wears white shoes-she won't dye herself (naturally).

The cloth-beating stone at the entrance of the dyehouse-passing by the big man.

The clothes in the dye vat-change their true colors

The white cloth was left in the dye vat-it can't be washed any more.

Dell's clothes-it's impossible not to be contaminated.

The dyer goes downstream-at the mercy of others.

Let the stutter recite the order-others do too much.

The chattering crow-the same old tune

The crab in the hot pot-its claws are tight.

Ants on hot bricks-anxious as hell.

Ants on hot bricks-crawling around.

Ant on hot bricks-cornered

Smoking charcoal in hot pot-snubbing

White flour on the hot kang

Hot clay figurine-burning only (finance)

Hot water bottle temper-cold outside and hot inside

Hot water bottle-cold outside, hot inside

Stir-fried beans, cook one in a hot nest and jump one.

Ants in a hot nest-anxiety

Send a fan in hot weather, send charcoal in the snow-what people are anxious about.

Fill in the form in the talent market-self-promotion

People go under low eaves-they have to be low.

People walked under the low eaves-they had to bow their heads.

People in their thirties stop studying art-they are old.

Bald men in the crowd-conspicuous heads.

Everyone wants to wear a Baba bun-it's just that their hair is not up to expectations.

A hundred people-all martial arts.

People's hearts and stomachs are separated, and trees and skin are separated-it is difficult to understand each other.

Throw away the crutches and bows.-Brother, brother.

Walking around during the day, cooking oil at night to mend my crotch.

Sunset in the western hills-it won't be red for a while

The fluffy duck has just entered the water-a new study

Pills in the face-scare people

The pompon struck the gong-there was no response.

Buying and selling in the meat case-haggle over every ounce

Meat buns hit dogs-throwing things for nothing.

Meat buns hit dogs-never look back

Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.

Meat chopping block-it's full of oil.

Bones play the trumpet-it's all meat (dizzy)

Drumming with meat and bones-it's a bit like five meats and six vegetables.

All the bones have fallen into the pot-it's a foregone conclusion.

Beat drums with meat bones-there is both meat (dizziness) and meat.

Baked tofu with meat and bones-uneven hardness

Cook jiaozi-meat (light) eggs in a meat pot.

Cook yuanxiao in a meat pot.-asshole

The meat rotted in the pot-it doesn't matter to each other.

Meat rots in soup and no one will lose it.

Soft bread jiaozi-easy to knead.

A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.

Stick a plaster on your cheek-shame.

Three hundred catties of wild boar-get a big mouth.

Three meals of radish fried rice-no salt (words)

A three-foot saw

A three-foot ladder-it can't get on the roof.

A face that can't be cut with three knives-thick-skinned

Three parts flour and seven parts water-very confused.

Buy a duck head for three cents-a cheap mouth

It's stingy to buy sesame cakes at 30 cents to see how thick they are.

Eat ice cubes in dog days-it's cool all over.

Wear a fur coat on dog days-it's hot inside and out.

The electric fan is as busy as a bee in dog days.

Sorghum stalks in dog days-rising day by day

Dog in dog days-out of breath

Drink ice water in the dog days-just what you want.

Drink herbal tea in dog days-it's just the right time.

Meat that can't be sold in dog days-smelly goods.

Sell rotten fish and smelly goods in dog days.

It's really hot to burn the stove in dog days.

Eyes with three nostrils-more like you.

Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang.

Three cooks killed six chickens in a hurry.

Three Bodhisattvas burn two incense sticks-I didn't get your hope.

Three dollars of tofu brain-ready-made.

A toad is three dollars-the more you look at it, the worse it gets.

Three dollars for a cow's belly-it's noisy (grass)

Riding a donkey and boasting for three dollars

Three dollars for a bowl of rabbit blood-not a good thing.

Three dollars for a pig's head-that's a mouth.

Churches in three places-Temple, Temple, Temple (Miao, Miao, Miao)

San Mao rubs the rope-it's so thin.

Three shit sticks hold up a thin shoulder-putting on airs

Three pieces of shit support a stinking table shelf.

Born in the middle of the night-Shihai people (killed people)

It's past midnight, it's too late.

Jiang Gan in the Three Kingdoms-spoil the broth.

Three plus two minus five equals zero.

Three rooms don't open-monster (house)

Triangle cemetery-immoral

Triangular brick-uneven

A three-legged cat-running around

Sanjinban duck goose

Eat popsicles for three or nine days-cold heart; Self-knowledge of cold and heat

Eat ice for three or nine days-it's freezing.

Wear a single coat for three or nine days-shake it up; Don't lose heart.

Wear a skirt for three days and nine days-freezing (moving) people.

Dried tofu for three or nine days-cold and hard

Beggars for three or nine days-hungry and cold

Drink Sanjiutian Ginger Soup-Warm the Heart

Send a fan for three days and nine days-ingratitude

Heart-to-heart talk about three or nine days-coldness

Don't drink cold water-from the inside out

Put three copper coins in two places-one is one and the other is two.

Three taels of silver to pay the bill-less (less)

A third-rate brother and a third-rate son-a third-rate son.

Sanmao's hair-a handful.

Three acres of cotton and three acres of rice-sunny or rainy?

No shit swelling (asshole) for three years

Don't rinse your mouth for three years-a smelly mouth

Three years' old accounts-why do you want to turn them out?

Three relatives, six friends, four friends and eight friends-a group.

Three people take turns drinking a glass of wine.

Three people have two beards-it's rare.

It's hard to be the boss if you don't steal for three days-prude

Three miles to scold the magistrate of a county-useless.

Thirty-six measures-walking is the best policy

Thirty-six lines-every line is the best.

Thirty years to blossom, forty years to bear fruit-Laoguoguo (brother)

Widowed for 30 years-always waiting

There is no moon for thirty nights-every year is the same.

Boil porridge for 30 nights-not like Chinese New Year.

It's too late to urge pigs for 30 nights.

Cutting board for 30 nights-not empty

Buy 30-night New Year pictures-you can't find anything to sell.

Thirty interesting runs have passed-next year.

Thirty night sky baskets-doing nothing.

Thirty nights looking forward to the bright moon-hopeless.

Thirty nights to dry clothes-not this year, but next year.

Pick up the snail with three fingers-as sure as a gun.

Three-year-old doll-innocence is the most important thing

Three-year-olds have been observing cows for nine years-they can't yet.

Three-year-olds-by cajoling

Three-year-old children buy coffins-get ready early

Three days without sleep-listless

Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets-loafers.

Sell two cucumbers in three days-take your time.

Three loaves of bread, two for the cat-the picture is quiet.

He reads his scriptures, and I worship my Buddha-not interfering with each other.

Flat nose and glasses-can't find the shelf

A broken ball-flatulence.

Look up and take off your hat-it looks too high.

Climb the tree with a box-the banquet is polite (reasonable)

Shrimp in Taihu Lake-White Busy (Busy)

Tai Ji Chuan's Kung Fu-Hard and Soft.

Seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-Bold.

The plush chair is on fire-it's uncomfortable to sit and stand.

Down-to-earth-in trouble

The smell of Emperor Mao-neither hot nor cold, neither soft nor hard.

Look at the canal on the Taihang Mountain-it's far from hydrolysis to near thirst.

Dew in the sun-not long.

Light a lamp in the sun-do more

Sun-moon talk-empty talk.

The sun left the ground-it was bright.

The sun set on the head-a catastrophe.

Snowman in the sun-it won't be long.

The pine trees on Mount Tai are always evergreen.

Greed has no seeds-after today, not tomorrow.

Greedy people go to eat-not enough.

Greedy fish-easy to bite

Paralyzed people stay at home instead of going out.

Paralyzed and fell into the mud pond-unable to extricate themselves.

Paralysis fell into the well-pick it up and sit.

Paralympics cut off the road-sitting and shouting

Paralysis-sitting on the ground shouting

Water transport for Paralympic Games-they can't afford it.

Paralysis to catch bad guys-unreliable

The bean sprouts in the jar-Yuanqu (grievance) died.

Light a lamp in the jar-look inside, not outside.

A clever rabbit in a jar-the more you raise it, the smaller it gets.

There are flowers in the jar-Yuanqu (grievance) is dead.

Feed the pigs in the jar-one by one.

Raising turtles in a jar-guarantee a short life.

Put turtles in a jar-the more you keep, the smaller they become.

Roll the dice in the jar-don't run.

Plant beans in a pot-they can't take root.

Grab spicy douban in the jar-spicy hand

Catch a turtle in a jar-it's easy to catch.

A flash in the pan

Talking without lighting a lamp-slang

Carving Bodhisattva with Sandalwood-the spirit is ineffective, but it is steady.

Oil tip made of ebony

Boiling duck in soup pot-sticking out a mouth

Tang Bohu entered Ning Wang Mi —— Playing the Mad and Selling the Fool

Tang Bohu pursues Chou-heung by hook or by crook.

Tang Sanzang's apprentice-three.

Tang Sanzang reads Buddhist scriptures-speaks with language.

Tang Sanzang crossed the flaming mountain-no curse.

Tang Sanzang crossed Pingdingshan-bad luck.

Tang Sanzang chanting-Hericium erinaceus suffers.

Tang Sanzang's Buddhist scriptures-all thanks to Monkey Sun.

Tang Sanzang bumped into the king of cattle hair-short tongue

Tangseng studies-serious.

Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures-wholeheartedly.

Tang Priest believes in Bai Gujing-no distinction between man and demon.

Trains in Tangshan-unloading coal (mildew)

The wine in the hall is sold in the kitchen-it's cheap to stay indoors.

Hanging a dung bucket in the hall-notorious

Hanging skins in the hall is outrageous (painting)

Li Tang's name is not Li Tang Li Du (belly)

Duckweed in the pond-Rooted but not landed.

The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.

There is no fish in the pond-shrimp is expensive.

Sailing in the pond-there is no escape.

Make dolls with powdered sugar-suitable for sweet people.

Sugar squeezer-blowing sugar, melting sugar.

The mantis car is overbearing-it will come to no good end.

Mantis car-overcapacity.

The belly of mantis and the mouth of toad-Look at your example.

Mantis fell into the frying pan-it was crisp (sour) all over.

Mantis pounces on cicadas-regardless of future troubles.

Lying down and talking-not afraid of backache

A monkey burning his ass-his eyes are red with anxiety.

Hot porridge basin-throw away your heartache, don't throw away your hand.

Dig out the meat to mend the wound-it won't melt.

Dig a well and make a artesian spring-that's exactly what you want.

Dig an eye to be a judge-blindly to the end

Dig someone else's foundation to fill your gap-do all the wicked things.

Pots and Adobe-One Kiln Product

Drying soybeans on tiles-nine times out of ten.

Frost on the tiles-it won't be long.

Pomegranate-you can't eat it when you look at it

Change socks into pants-Goldman Sachs

Hanging a necklace with a crooked neck-not necessarily beautiful.

Look at a wristwatch with a crooked neck-incorrect view

Speak with a crooked neck-your mouth is not right.

Wearing a hat askew-living is a tramp.

Wearing a hat and coat askew-it's unseemly.

A curved pot and a flat stove-one set.

A crooked pot and a crooked stove-two will do.

Watch the play with your head tilted-blame the crooked stage.

It is unreasonable to go to the theatre with your head tilted.

Blow conch with a crooked mouth-two will do.

Drink soup with a crooked mouth-drink left (together) and right (together)

Monks with crooked mouths brag about their horns-fallacies (cults)

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures-the more they read, the more crooked they become.

Look in the mirror with a crooked mouth-it's a big shame.

Eat pomegranate with a crooked mouth-try your best to come up with crooked ideas

Blowing the lamp and crooked mouth-full of evil (oblique) gas

Playing the flute with a crooked mouth-it doesn't match your eyes

Blowing the trumpet with a crooked mouth-evil (crooked).

Wear a crooked mask-you can't see anything wrong.

Be a crooked cavalry-lose face at once

Monks with crooked mouths eat screws-crooked is crooked.

The crooked monk blows the lamp-bad style

Monks with crooked mouths recite scriptures-they can't say anything serious.

Blow the horn with a crooked mouth-the tune is wrong.

A woman with a crooked mouth falls-it's wrong to go up and down.

Grandma with a crooked mouth eats soup-left and right

Grandpa's death-hopeless (uncle)

Unqualified foreign trade commodities-export difficulties

Grandma has a little son-saved (uncle)

Grandma's dead baby-uncle (hopeless))

Xinjiang Hami melon-sweet and sweet.

A newly-opened dyeing house-it's okay not to give some color to see.

Dai Xiao, the groom's official, is both sad and happy.

The bride salutes the bride-no face.

Bride knitting-in a hurry.

The new wife is pregnant-rejoicing

The new wife cries her father-in-law-she can't say a good word.

Bride's sedan chair-sweetly

The new dress has been patched-it's not decent.

Newly planted toilets.

Newly planted willow-a bare bar.

Newly picked chestnut ball-spindle duet

Duck-How hard is it to have a rotten mouth? There is not a saw (sentence)