Good words and sentences with brain teasers

1. Handwritten newspapers tell good sentences and paragraphs, stories, two-part allegorical sayings, jokes and brain teasers. Break the bamboo with a blunt knife-I can't think of it. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.

●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (Tattoo to the end)

2. Who has 50 good sentences, about 15 words, and the mountain that is about to cloud is floating like an island.

The surrounding mountains are like a colorful cloth. The mountains and waves are stacked on top of each other.

The mountains are dark and boundless, and the knives and axes are indomitable. The undulating loess hills are really like the waves of a big flood.

Longshan is like a big grave, standing in the night. The mountains on both sides of the Xiajiang River go straight up and down, which makes people dizzy.

The deep valley is strangely quiet and cold. The ravine is full of snow, as high as the back of the mountain, and it has become a flat snow paved square.

At the beginning of the morning, the mountains are like shy girls, looming and the sun is setting. The sky is full of red clouds and golden waves. The red sun is like a melting pot of boiling molten steel, and generate shines with dazzling golden light.

In the morning, the sun is like a new wife who just went out, showing half her face shyly. The sun went down, and its exceptionally bright light came out from the treetops, dyeing white clouds and green hills red.

Slowly, the sun shone through the clouds, revealing a face that had already swelled red, like a shy little girl looking at the earth. Brilliant sunshine permeates through the gaps between leaves, through the fog in the morning, and continuously spreads all over the campus.

The sun is lower and red as blood. On the surface of the water, a striking broad light wave extends from the edge of the ocean to the side of the ship. The sky was dyed blood red by the sunset, pink clouds were reflected on the flowing water, the whole river turned purple, and the horizon seemed to light a fire.

In spring, the sunshine is warm, and a warm hand is extended, which makes people feel comfortable all over. The spring breeze blew away the dark clouds, and the sun smiled happily, spreading warmth and brilliance all over the lake.

The scorching sun hung high in the sky, red light hit the ground like a rocket, and the ground caught fire, reflecting the flame when the oil boiled. I dare not look up at the sun, but I feel dazzling everywhere. The air, the roof and the ground are all white and bright, with a little red in white. From top to bottom, it looks like a huge fire mirror, each of which is the focus of the fire mirror, as if everything were going to burn.

It's late autumn, and the sun is lazily hanging in the sky, like an old man with a smiling face taking a nap. The sunshine in late autumn is like the orange lampshade on the quilt, which gives off soft light and shines on the body and face, which is warm.

As soon as the sun comes to autumn, it scatters all the light to the world. Look, the fields are golden, the fields are golden, and the mountains are golden.

The sun in winter is as pale as the moon. The sun was entangled in thin clouds and gave off a faint dazzling white light.

The sun works hard all year round, and when it is busy in winter, it is exhausted and can hardly release heat. Warm sunshine, through the dense leaves, fell and became golden dots.

The towering mountains in the distance, covered with golden coats in the sun, are particularly beautiful. Sunlight was filtered by layers of leaves and leaked to him, turning into a faint, round and gently swaying halo.

It was already eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and the bright sunshine drew circles of gold and silver on the leaves. Sunlight shines on the white earth through weak clouds, reflecting silver light and dazzling.

The golden sunshine poured down and poured into the blue waves, making the monotonous and calm sea surface somewhat colorful. When the bright red sun shines on the top of the mountain, the fog spreads like a curtain, and the city gradually appears in the golden sun.

The sunlight penetrating through the clouds is like a golden thread, criss-crossing, splicing light gray and blue gray clouds into beautiful patterns. The sun has just risen to the top of the mountain, covered by the bright red morning glow, and the sun shines through the cracks in the clouds, like countless dragons spouting golden waterfalls.

Golden sunlight shone through the cracks and sprinkled on the grass growing on the brown land.

3. Hurtful words and sentences can only be said to them because they are boys.

You can't say these things if you are a girl. . I don't think they will mind playing jokes on them, because they hurt you first. . .

1, long adventure. .. creative.

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover.

How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? . Oh?

Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job.

You, you run around the street like this, and you are easy to be killed by the police.

28.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29. The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.

It's all about appearance. . I wonder if it will help you?

Take more. . .

1, couplets. Horizontal approval: Marshal Tian Peng. Part I: Become handsome in the world. Find the next link.

A: Let her answer: I am a pig.

2. Brain teaser: A pig is being chased to be slaughtered. It ran and ran, met an intersection, and then ran into it and died. Why?

Let her guess. Finally, tell her, because pigs can't make sharp turns. She has no brain teasers.

8. Story 1: In the ocean, a shark only eats things under 100 kg, and a 99 kg female turtle is targeted. She thought of a way to cooperate with a small fish weighing 1 kg and let the fish hide in her shell. Finally, the shark wondered why he suddenly gained weight 1 kg, and then observed it carefully and found a small fish. Then he asked, what are you doing? After a short silence, tell her that I am telling a story to the mother turtle.

9. Story 2: A couple is very interesting. Once, a man was playing a game, and a woman was watching, pointing at random. The man was so angry with the woman that he slapped him and said, "Is it Lao Tzu or you?" Once again, a couple went shopping. The woman took a fancy to some clothes and didn't know which one to buy. When the man said this, the woman slapped her and said, "Should I buy something or should you buy it?" …

You don't talk, wait … (pretending to be thinking) as long as your girlfriend asks and then what, or whatever. You just slap (jokingly touching, of course) and say, "Shall I tell the story or shall you tell it?"

References:

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4. Good words and sentences 1. If the blackboard is a vast sea, then the teacher is a sailor on the sea.

At the moment when the bell rings, you paddle the textbook parked in the harbor like a paddle with the teacher's whip. On the desk, problems piled up. Your posture is lifelike, like a flying bird, drawing a beautiful arc on the platform-ships pass by ... there is no cloud floating in the sky, just like your bright heart.

2. Hope comes from disappointment, and rise begins with worry. As a poet said, people who feel hungry must digest well, people who feel anxious must be efficient, and people who feel crisis must make rapid progress. Don't wander under the tree, don't meditate in the rain, and don't cry in the dark.

Look forward, don't look back, as long as you face it bravely and raise your head, you will find that the haze of scores is just a short rainy season. Looking ahead, there is still a bright day, and people will not feel confused.

4. The soft sunshine hangs obliquely on the branches and leaves of pine and cypress, which looks so quiet and solemn. On the green lawn and the white cement road, the footsteps are so light, but everyone's heart is so excited and thoughts are surging. The ocean of life is not as blue as Xizi Lake. As time goes by, it is sometimes as calm as a mirror, sometimes the waves splash, and sometimes the waves soar into the sky ... People often become stronger after being tested by big winds and waves.

6. When you are immersed in warm air, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters, fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?

.................. 7. If you want to harvest fruits in the autumn, then in the early spring when the chill invades people, you should roll up your trouser legs and make unremitting efforts to open up wasteland, sow seeds and till the day of harvest. 8. Life is a winding path in the mountains, with bumps on the side and cliffs on the side.

If you fall, cry if you want. What are you afraid of? Stop pretending! This is honesty, not weakness, because crying does not affect the road, but it can increase a sense of caution. The mountains are full of flowers and the scenery is pleasant. If you are intoxicated, smile happily, don't pretend to be reserved! This is honesty, not pride, because smiling does not affect the road, but can increase self-confidence.

5. Good sentence, autumn rain is fast and fast-tall buildings look forward to dusk, and there is rustling rain on the leaves of airplanes.

Autumn night-in my sleep, the autumn sound is nowhere to be found, and the leaves are full of steps. Autumn sound-I didn't feel the dream of spring grass in the pond, but the leaves in front of the steps had autumn sound.

Autumn leaves-the wind blows bamboo in the middle of the night, and all the leaves are hate. Autumn color-the rain invades the urn and the new moss is green, and the autumn leaves are red when entering the cross forest.

Autumn moon-the moonlight is flooded and the emptiness echoes. Autumn chrysanthemum-it is better to die holding incense in the branches than to be blown down in the north wind.

Wan Li, an old friend, has never been heard from, and plans to ask Jiangtou to break the flood. Autumn sorrow-don't say that you are always idle, and write clear sorrow every night.

Autumn is prosperous-the west wind blows all over the lake leaves, and it is unique to change your autumn clothes for the first time. Autumn bosom-a fleeting sigh went out, and I saw konoha flying by the lake.

Qiu Meng —— Back in the autumn night at the beginning of my dream, Eden was still sleeping. The memory of autumn-the anvil and pestle knock on the deep lane, and the phoenix tree shakes down the hometown in autumn.

Enlightenment of autumn-everyone is explaining the sad autumn, not knowing it thoroughly like a poet. The smell of autumn-crickets only know that autumn is early and there is a lot of rain on the banana.

I hope it helps you.

6. All kinds of good words and sentences: spring early spring early spring spring spring spring spring spring thunder spring silkworm spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring, Spring Spring, Early Spring, Spring in March, Spring in March, Fireworks, Spring in March, Spring in March, Spring in Spring, Spring in Spring, Spring in Spring, Spring in Spring, Spring in March, Spring in Spring, Spring in Spring. Spring is coming, spring is coming, spring is coming, spring is coming, spring is coming, spring is coming, spring is coming, it warms the earth, it melts into snow, snow, snow and everything, Jie Bing. Beautiful weather, beautiful weather. The weather is sunny. Spring is chilly. Spring is chilly. Spring is warm, like spring. Spring blossoms, spring blossoms. Spring is full, spring is harmonious, spring is full, spring water is flowing, spring water is gurgling, spring grass is silky, spring grass is lush, spring buds are sprouting, spring flowers are in full bloom, and spring trees are sprouting. Spring trees are lush, spring is lush, spring is blooming, spring is bright, spring is bright, spring is infinite, spring is blooming in Wan Li, spring is bright, spring is warm, spring is proud, spring is gentle, spring is beautiful, spring is charming, spring is strong, spring is strong, spring is like practice, spring is like makeup, spring is bright, spring is bright. Spring swallows return to their nests, full of spring, and spring blossoms. Hundreds of grasses have sprouted. A hundred herbs strive for spring. The flowers are blooming. A hundred flowers blossom. Hundreds of birds contend. Everything shines in the Soviet Union. Everything wakes up. Everything germinates. Everything blooms. Thousands of trees compete. Thousands of red plants know spring. Plant resurrection. New green grass is growing. Peaches bloom in spring. The long warbler flies. Red willows, green peaches, green willows and green flowers bloom. Li Bai's peach blossoms bloom. Red fat, fine water, peach blossom, running water, flying flowers. Green eyes are full of green eyes, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, butterflies are flying, dead trees are flying, every spring turns green, mountains and rivers are flowing, in winter and spring, everything recovers, the geese in the north return to the earth, the stinging insects are thriving and full of vitality, and Xue Mei is full of people full of spring, and birds are singing in early spring. Spring is everywhere, spring is everywhere. The scenery in late spring describes the sun like this: the sky is full of red clouds, the sea is full of golden waves, the red sun is like a melting pot of boiling molten steel, and generate shines brilliantly.

In the morning, the sun is like a new wife who just went out, showing half her face shyly. The sun went down, and its exceptionally bright light came out from the treetops, dyeing white clouds and green hills red.

Slowly, the sun shone through the clouds, revealing a face that had already swelled red, like a shy little girl looking at the earth. Brilliant sunshine permeates through the gaps between leaves, through the fog in the morning, and continuously spreads all over the campus.

The sun is lower and red as blood. On the surface of the water, a striking broad light wave extends from the edge of the ocean to the side of the ship. The sky was dyed blood red by the sunset, pink clouds were reflected on the flowing water, the whole river turned purple, and the horizon seemed to light a fire.

In spring, the sunshine is warm, and a warm hand is extended, which makes people feel comfortable all over. The spring breeze blew away the dark clouds, and the sun smiled happily, spreading warmth and brilliance all over the lake.

The scorching sun hung high in the sky, red light hit the ground like a rocket, and the ground caught fire, reflecting the flame when the oil boiled. I dare not look up at the sun, but I feel dazzling everywhere. The air, the roof and the ground are all white and bright, with a little red in white. From top to bottom, it looks like a huge fire mirror, each of which is the focus of the fire mirror, as if everything were going to burn.

It's late autumn, and the sun is lazily hanging in the sky, like an old man with a smiling face taking a nap. The sunshine in late autumn is like the orange lampshade on the quilt, which gives off soft light and shines on the body and face, which is warm.

As soon as the sun comes to autumn, it scatters all the light to the world. Look, the fields are golden, the fields are golden, and the mountains are golden.

The sun in winter is as pale as the moon. The sun was entangled in thin clouds and gave off a faint dazzling white light.

The sun works hard all year round, and when it is busy in winter, it is exhausted and can hardly release heat. Warm sunshine, through the dense leaves, fell and became golden dots.

The towering mountains in the distance, covered with golden coats in the sun, are particularly beautiful. Sunlight was filtered by layers of leaves and leaked to him, turning into a faint, round and gently swaying halo.

It was already eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and the bright sunshine drew circles of gold and silver on the leaves. Sunlight shines on the white earth through weak clouds, reflecting silver light and dazzling.

The golden sunshine poured down and poured into the blue waves, making the monotonous and calm sea surface somewhat colorful. When the bright red sun shines on the top of the mountain, the fog spreads like a curtain, and the city gradually appears in the golden sun.

The sunlight penetrating through the clouds is like a golden thread, criss-crossing, splicing light gray and blue gray clouds into beautiful patterns. The sun has just risen to the top of the mountain, covered by the bright red morning glow, and the sun shines through the cracks in the clouds, like countless dragons spouting golden waterfalls.

Golden sunlight shone through the cracks and sprinkled on the grass growing on the brown land. The sky is as blue as washing, and the bright sunshine shoots down from the dense gaps of pine needles, forming a thick beam of light, which casts a veil-like mist on the tree-lined trees.

The smiling face of the sun is red, which makes the hazy campus suddenly enlightened. A purple glow appeared in the sky, like a red rose in full bloom.

The newly rising sun is full of energy and red light, illuminating the whole world. The fiery red rising sun has just penetrated the sea level, adding a touch of rose to the beautiful and quiet sea.

The morning light shines on the lake, and the breeze rises at the beginning, and the fine waves jump, stirring the lake to pieces of gold. Suddenly, a red sun rose head-on, emitting golden light, like golden stripes, driving away clouds.

A red sun jumped out of the sea, bright and dazzling. The sea water and air immediately filled with Hui Jin, and the sea water changed from dark blue to blue. The golden morning sun gradually dyed the eastern sky red, and the peak of Huangshan Mountain was dyed deep red by brilliant clouds.